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[eBook] Free The Greatest, Most Awesome Collection of Dad Jokes... Ever $0 @ Amazon AU/US

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Lizard Spock on 30/05/2020 - 18:47 amazon.com.au (5722 clicks)
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These jokes are very punny. The author is David Williams, but not the famous one from Little Britain that also writes children's books.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!
If you've ever uttered these immortal lines this is the book for you. If you want to bring out the biggest groans from your children, your partner, heck, nieces, nephews, random kids you encounter along life's journey, then this is the book for you.

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If you prefer to watch someone read out dad jokes, search "Tim Vine" on YouTube
Here's a small sample of Tim Vine's jokes https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/tim-vine-best-jokes-a…

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  • INFIDEL on 30/05/2020 - 18:49
    +1

    NO! Please NO!

    • Lizard Spock on 30/05/2020 - 19:06
      +5

      Lol, you revoked your up-vote 😅🤣😂

  • spock on 30/05/2020 - 18:49
    +1

    Now that's punny.

    • INFIDEL on 30/05/2020 - 18:51
      +1

      Is Lizard Spock your Dad?

  • MS Paint on 30/05/2020 - 18:52
    +7

    First gag is…

    Where do you store your Dad jokes? In a dad-a-base, of course.

    Awesome. My Saturday night sorted. Cheers op.

    Edits: my favourite so far…

    Two hats were walking. One said, you go on ahead.

    I’m trying to organise a hide and seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.

  • et tu brute on 30/05/2020 - 18:59
    +2

    … and for those who want this title from the Amazon US store (and yes, people have their own reasons for this), here is the direct link:-

    https://www.amazon.com/greatest-most-awesome-collection-Joke…

    Cheers and beers :)

    • Lizard Spock on 30/05/2020 - 19:02

      Thanks, I never understand why though

      • fantombloo on 30/05/2020 - 19:17
        +4

        Because historically US had everything, .au had nothing. Now, to keep everything in one place, we keep using US.

        • Lizard Spock on 30/05/2020 - 19:17

          Oh ok, makes sense. I'll add it to the post

        • furyou on 30/05/2020 - 20:37

          But how do the accounts differ? Can't you use both sites?

          • Skinnerr on 30/05/2020 - 20:46
            +1

            @furyou: Now, yes. In the past? No.

            Some people just want one library. With us?

            • et tu brute on 31/05/2020 - 00:41
              +1

              @Skinnerr: The rights to book titles are sometimes sold separately to publishers in different markets.

              Basically, physical (i.e. traditionally hardcover and/or paperback), audio, and now digital are either sold as a package together, or separately by tender or at auction including movie/tv rights to that title.

              In the case of Amazon's Kindle (digital) titles, the rights to titles they are licenced to market into the US market may not be available to Amazon's other markets in Australia, UK etc.

              For many Australian Kindle users, the Amazon US site was the only source for Kindle titles in the beginning, until Amazon AU came along. With each actual Amazon account you have, you also get a digital content (sub) account. The titles you may have purchased in your Amazon US Kindle account may or not appear in your Amazon AU Kindle account due to the rights distribution mentioned earlier.

              When you are searching through your Kindle account it is easier to have them in one account. I lost access to a whole heap of titles in my US account when I moved to an AU account. Fortunately, Amazon US restored my titles when I had my US Kindle reactivated. I now have all my titles in my Amazon US Kindle account.

          • punk on 30/05/2020 - 20:47

            @furyou: @furyou: Yes you can but it means you have to change the Kindle settings to AU

        • living4music on 31/05/2020 - 09:36

          I used to have Amazon US account long time ago, but since Amazon AU started, I moved my account to Amazon AU. But I can still never get all those free Kindle books from Amazon AU links. Always had to click on US link so the books will be available to me to download/buy free. But when I buy things, it always in Amazon AU, unless I specifically change the region to US to buy things from Amazon US. Still not sure why it works that way.

    • pebee47 on 31/05/2020 - 13:05

      Thanks et tu!

  • MrApFc on 30/05/2020 - 19:04
    +4

    Son: ​Dad, can you pass me the milk?
    Dad: ​Which type of milk?
    Son: ​Soy milk.
    Dad: ​Hola, Milk. Soy Dad.

    • abacus on 30/05/2020 - 22:48

      ? Appreciate an explanation please.

      • eug on 30/05/2020 - 22:55
        +2

        "soy" is "I am" in Spanish.
        Hola is hello.

        • abacus on 31/05/2020 - 00:19

          Thanks. I got half way there with Google. Guess that's a grandad joke. Bit too long in the tooth.

          • [Deactivated] on 31/05/2020 - 14:01

            @abacus: Yep, comes from the era when abacus was the most advanced computational device ;)

            • abacus on 31/05/2020 - 14:47

              @[Deactivated]: Well that's a bit mean.

              • eug on 31/05/2020 - 14:54

                @abacus: Hey, at least you were the most advanced computational device for a long time. :)

              • [Deactivated] on 31/05/2020 - 21:33

                @abacus: Just referring to you knowing about it, dont mean no offence mate!

    • jacross on 31/05/2020 - 12:58
      -1

      Your dedication to only the finest and most highbrow forms of comedy are an inspiration to us all.

    • rogerm22 on 31/05/2020 - 13:52

      Agreed.

  • hek666 on 30/05/2020 - 19:50
    +1

    Wasn't this posted yesterday?

    • eug on 30/05/2020 - 20:53
      +2

      Yup, it was posted by the author. However, that's against the guidelines so it was removed.

      • hek666 on 30/05/2020 - 21:22

        Ahh sweet, thanks for the explanation.

  • GordonR on 30/05/2020 - 23:53
    +3

    The famous David Williams is actually David Walliams ….

    • Lizard Spock on 31/05/2020 - 08:23

      True. The strange thing is that if you click on this author's name in the Amazon link, it brings up all of David Walliams' books instead

  • Ryven on 31/05/2020 - 00:04

    Thanks for the Hiragana book. I've been putting off learning Japanese for ages. Might read the book on procrastination that was free the other week at some point to motivate me to read this.

  • DNB on 31/05/2020 - 18:31
    +1

    Thanks Op :) I'm never good at remembering jokes…. now I have them on-hand :)

  • barozgain on 31/05/2020 - 21:40
    +1

    FYI: I've created a forum to share your favourite puns/riddles/jokes after reading this book or in general

    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/541529

  • phor8 on 01/06/2020 - 10:43

    Thanks I hate it

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