Recommendations for night vision goggles

The other day I was exercising and as I ran past this apartment block, I saw this guy at his window staring at me in way that I perceived as…. Well let's just say I'm taken.

What do you recommend for a decent pair of night vision goggles so that I can see ahead if he is looking at me

Comments

  • +20

    Huh?

  • +2

    Maybe wait for another Night Vision deal at Aldi - compact enough to accompany you on a run and with 260m vision you will sure have the advantage over him next time. Guess who is laughing then!

  • These?

    Hypothetically, if you see him looking at you with your new night vision goggles, what happens next? What do you do with this information?

    Or perhaps, just ignore it or run another route?

    • -1

      Wouldn't anyone capable of using such goggles change routes frequently anyway?

  • +4

    Hiding behind a bush peering though windows with night goggles.

    Yep, nothing to see here, move along…

  • +9

    perving on the pervert. i like the cut of your jib

    • +5

      I like the fact that you used the saying "i like the cut of your jib".

      Everyone is like, huh, when I say that.

  • I saw this guy at his window staring at me in way that I perceived as…. Well let's just say I'm taken.

    Hold up, he was staring in a proposal way or asking you out on a date way?

    • Staring lol

  • +1

    Silence of the lambs was on last Tuesday, then this. Ask for the Buffalo Bill model with free lotion.

    • What's the lotion for? No thanks lol

      • +1

        You put in on your skin, or else you get the hose again.

  • I have some from an old Call Of Duty Collector's Edition. They're a bit bulky but they would probably do the job. You could probably find some on ebay.

    • I remember those haha, do they work well? They were massive.

      • +1

        They actually worked alright from memory, but they took so many batteries, I think I only really used them a few times. You could actually use them to see all the dots that the Xbox Kinect was projecting, that was kinda interesting.

  • +2

    Don't run past their apartment block next time - problem solvered.

    • Yeah but it's my usual run so it's better I go that way

      • Why? Will you get lost if you go another way?

  • +2

    God forbid someone looked at you from their window, but I can see how the night goggles will stop this.
    You need some camp gear as well

    • And maybe a SVD, to really resolve the problem.

  • Aldi have them at the moment

  • +1

    I wouldn’t be surprised if you were reported to police for wearing night vision and perving around the apartment block.

  • +1

    At night, people looking out the window can't see outside. They're looking at their own reflection.

    • But there's street lights and stuff so they can see

  • +1

    I don’t think running with night vision goggles is going to be much fun.

    • +2

      Unless you also have a paintball gun, go around shooting people and yelling "TANGO DOWN!"

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