How to Use Sore Throat Gargle?

Simple question, the reason I ask it that, if I have a sore throat, it is in the throat, yet the liquid is in the mouth.

How do I get it so deep into the throat?

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  • +8

    How do I get it so deep into the throat?

    The age old question…..

    • -6

      Just in case you don't read well. I meant sore throat gargle, like Betadine, or Diflam.

      Where did you go to school?

      • +4

        You're questioning others education, yet asking how to use a simple gargle medicine…

        :/

        The toilet paper hoarders clearly ask questions on this forum also…..

    • I think they even made a movie about it

  • tilt your head backwards and gargle, but never swallow

    • Doesn't reach my throat though. Doesn't make sense, isn't the point is for it to reach my throat?

  • +2

    Do you not know what 'Gargle' means……..

    • +6

      OP doesn't, but where did you go to school Jimmy?

  • +12

    Another episode of "how is op still alive".

  • +1

    Could have googled it faster. All explained here: https://www.wikihow.com/Gargle

  • +2

    With an enema, then stand on your head.

  • Have you considered a throat spray instead?

    • +6

      Haven't you been paying attention?

      How is it going to reach his throat?

      Where did you even go to school brah???!?

      • You do realise these things exist and that they spray directly into the throat, rather than trying to gargle and, inevitably, reflex swallow brah??? Apparently I went to a better school than you did.

        • +5

          Pretty sure emptypocket was just riffing on OP’s earlier reply to another comment above, not criticising you.

  • +2

    How do I get it so deep into the throat?

    That's what she said

    What does it say on the bottle/box?

  • +1

    Practice in the shower with water first if you don't want to waste any.

  • i stoped using gargle for this same reason.. it does not get to my throat.
    i always have tonsillitis, and when i gargle i swear Betadine gargle only disinfects 20% of my tonsils at most.
    does not work for me.

    • +4

      Have your tonsils removed.

    • +10

      And fix your shift key.

      • im just a really shifty
        guy

    • Exactly what I mean

    • PSA: Look carefully at your tonsils and check if you have any yellow dots or holes/crypts. If so, you may be prone to tonsil stones (or tonsilloliths). I only discovered I get it chronically this year and after pushing one out with a stick (like squeezing out a pimple) I discovered a way to instantly cure my tickly tonsil. Some people use water flossers for the same purpose, but some say it may force it further in sometimes.

      Others say not to do it yourself to avoid injury.

  • +1

    Isn't a sore throat the first symptom of corona?

    • No

    • +8

      It’s actually the second. Toilet paper hoarding is the first symptom.

      • +2

        I thought that was a symptom of sub 80 IQ.

        • +1

          Nope, high IQ people can be loopy as (profanity), hoarding with the best of them.

          Having a high IQ doesn't save you from being irrational and in fact may exacerbate it given the persons superiority to other people.

      • +1

        I thought hoarding tp was the cure?

  • I heard of my friends girlfriend, never swallow.

  • +1

    I have the same difficulty.

    I take a mouthful of the throat wash and stand on the paint mixer.

  • Tilt your head back, let the liquid sit at the back and gargle.

  • +1

    I get what you mean. It may be better to practise your gargling with a strong or undiluted mouth dye. I change my lip shapes.

    But still funny.

    How to Use Toilet Paper?

    Simple question, the reason I ask it that, if I have a soiled bottom, it is in the anus, yet the toilet paper wipes between the cheeks.

    How do I get it so deep into the anus?

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