Have you got a dark sense of humour? Great me too. Checked your super lately? Lets compare our (inverse) fortunes. Name your super fund, your profit/loss this financial year in percentage terms and what investment option your money is allotted to if any eg conservative, balanced, growth, YOLO.
I'm with ESSSuper and I'm apparently 7% ahead for the year, which isn't as bad as I was expecting but of course that figure may have some lag in it. I'm invested in their growth portfolio. FWIW I'm skeptical about being in the black at this point. Perhaps a reason why this is a useful exercise.
What are you checking? The change in unit prices or just an overall account value at 01/07 and present date?