Toilet paper shortage getting you down? Convert your toilet inlet into a bidet for a clean and fresh feeling and not fret not about skid marks.
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Another version with divertor included in kit for $26.99. I'd pay more to get this.
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/352982588983
(Mod: reverted title to older revision. Please do not change the price in the title, once the price has increased the deal is expired.)
But they say to wipe from front to back. Won't the water stream run from back to front?
Saw one something like it in holiday accommodation once. We wouldn't touch it. You do know where its been but you don't know whose.
But you sat on the toilet seat and touched the flush handle?
You can buy the recharge/portable one much easier than this.
if you want shiet all over your toilet steat and bathroom 😂😂😂
Actually makes cleaning toilet easier
I use mine to also wash the toilet down, so it's always super clean. I also wash the floor in the bathroom with it.
This post is hilarious. But it probably belongs in the forums.
What? where do you live mate? in the bush?
waterpoo will be everywhere on the buttcheeks 🥴
You and your sibling created this mess covid20!
Lol Yes a real bic wahn as well!
The people complaining about spray back or smearing have no idea how to use this
it's not hard. using toilet paper alone is disgusting. You're basically smearing it already. You wouldnt just use toilet paper to have a shower so why would you do the same after you do your business
Agreed. Toilet paper on its own is a little disgusting if you really think about what you are doing.
This or deal with skid marks?
Be aware if you have recycle water.
"pew pew pew"
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Where we live water pressure is way too high to use as a bidet… You'd be more likely to get a forced enema.
They do make excellent bowl cleaners though so you can normally avoid the need for a toilet brush and that's a win as I hate those things with a passion.
You do know you can adjust the volume of water? This is a must when you install one.
I read that at first glance as Biden toilet spray.
So not only would this not class as a Bargain the mass hysteria marketing has gained so much traction from this post they have even raised the price. So it has gone from no bargain in the first place to now the exact opposite, yet it is allowed to still be up…
How to dry once finished with the bidet?
Tissue, butt towel, hairdryer, underpants, shake it off
I have used them before and they are very handy and I will prefer them over toilet paper any day. Unfortunately I can’t have it in my new house due to my toilet bowl being concealed. I don’t have any expose connection to connect this 😞
Concealed toilet bowl? Where do you do your business then?!? Lol
If you have a mud problem you need better irrigation.
Great. Looking forward to having a clean anus.
LttP here, but for what it's worth this device can be found in Bunnings, often advertised as a laundry pet shower.
Works great as a cloth nappy cleaner and pet cleaner.
Would hate to use on my derriere.
oos the onw with kit.
sorting through all this verbal diarrhoea does anyone have a link to good one and antiblow back valve to stop the shit going back into the line
Own a real bidet for over a year before moving, and was unable to take it with me.
They are amazing I really really miss it. I've used the cold water ones in Asia like this and once you get used to it even the cold water you don't go back.
Agreed. After having one for about 3 months now which I bought from Bunnings, there is no way I could go back to the old paper smearing method. Yuck.
The cheap ones on ebay can be very poor quality. like the hose is as thin as a balloon and starts leaking after a few days use. Any of the cheap ones will leak pretty quickly. It can be pretty handy having a hose next to the toilet though.
If you're going to use one of these, it would be handy to have a drain hole on the ground near by in case you're not a good shot. Used one in Thailand, loved it! Toto is better though!
OOS
But…like, how do you aim? And…like, what if water mixed with the brown chunks shoots out the back and sprays all over the back wall? Plus, like….I dunno, won't your hand be between your legs in the water splash back zone? Do you seal the back of the seat with your arse which means more body contact with the back of the toilet seat?
Use it from the rear, not the front! Aim slightly downwards. Push poop water into the bowl. Slowly at first, then harder when aim is good.
It's like learning to wipe your ass again. I'm sure when you were a kid, the first attempt was far from perfect lol
Use it from the rear, eh? Like….one wrong aim and splash back mixed with all the goodness straight to the face, ceiling and front door? Too risky bro, seriously. I would go Newspaper before I go hand held me thinks.
Lol, gun points down.
@darkchoc: Nah bro, you gave me wrong advice. It's from the front, yo. Check this out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2SfQuu9a80
I think you're overthinking it. It's like learning how to ride a bike by reading instructions … you'll think it's impossible. But once you actually try it yourself, you'll realise it's actually not that hard.
Just make sure the bidet is adjusted properly.. i.e. not turned up full blast at the tap!
Won't it push poop particles into the vagina?
here's one with the kit $20.89 delivered
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Shower-Head-Douche-Bidet-Toilet-…
This is the one!
Muslim supermarkets sell these bidets. I am not a Muslim but I have been using them here in Adelaide since I migrated 11 years ago. They are very easy to use but if you've got arthritis, you might want to get an automatic one.
I wanted to buy this initially but the landlord didn't put a drain near the toilet and it had multiple levels so if you make a mess and flood the lower level it has no where to go to and just creates a swimming pool.
Sometimes I question how people use their money.. The drain is near the shower where the shower drain is but they didn't think to put another drain below ah well this is why we can't have nice things.
using it in Winter will Freeze your Butt off.
and its out of stock!!
Hahahah. Corona turning the white people brown.
Not using it right if you find yourself turning brown!
This makes the water shit
This spray is very common and commonly used in Asian countries. If in Japan, almost all their toilet seats come with the washing/bidet feature for you to wash and dry your a-hole with the push of a button. You can even adjust the strength of spray and warmth of the water.
$5 tops retail in Thailand. This is a bit of a rip-off.
Damn the higher wages we are forced to earn and pay in this country. Pushing up costs! Unbelievable!
Bum Gun!
Might be easier to just eat more fibre.
What an a*se!
We've just given him so much bidness