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Boyfriend Pillow $22.95 Including Shipping

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If you like to cuddle in bed but don’t have the partner, we have the perfect answer.

Never feel lonely in bed again. Now, whenever you feel like going to bed and cuddling next to a perfectly shaped masculine torso, you can, with the boyfriend pillow for only $15 plus $7.95 shipping Australia wide.

The boyfriend pillow doesn't go out drinking with his mates when you want to spend time with him, he doesn't smell like smoke or alcohol and he doesn't even snore or hog the doona or bedroom TV remote.

And you can even kick him out of bed in the middle of the night and you don’t have to listen to him complain.

It has a comfortable arm that wraps you up to make you feel comfortable and safe, and it's designed to pad the natural contour of your body for additional comfort. This snuggly pillow even comes with a pyjama top.

Enjoy an embrace every night from a completely faithful boyfriend.

We’re cheaper than all the rest at $22.95 inc shipping
Catch of the day sold it for $29.95 1/5/11
Daily Bonanza sold it for $29.99 29/8/11
Deal is On sold it for $24.99 25/8/11
Ebay from $37.54 31/8/11.

This is the only time I would recommend a cheap boyfriend - I think this is cheap enough to buy as a joke for any single girl who can't seem to get a boyfriend.

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  • +25

    That shit is creepy!

  • +3

    Wow, tacky!

  • +9

    "This is the only time I would recommend a cheap boyfriend - I think this is cheap enough to buy as a joke for any single girl who can't seem to get a boyfriend."

    Not really a very nice joke, don't you think?

    • +7

      bonus points if she cries!

    • I did mean for the single girl to buy it as a joke .e.g. to show to nosey relatives who ask why she hasn't got a boyfriend.

  • +1

    Is there a Girlfriend Pillow?

  • i want to neg this so hard, but unfortunatly they are cheaper than i could find elsewhere!

  • Is there a hermaphrodite version for those who are undecided?

    • just get both BF and GF one

      • that's for swingers…

        • -1

          Never mind self edit probably not "PC"

  • That nice, something for the lonely girls to return to…. (8p)

  • +3

    The Fine Print:

    Unlimited purchases per person
    

    Good to see they're open-minded on Ménage à trois.

  • Yeah, but will it cook me a roast dinner and vacuum the floor?

    • +16

      Neither does the real thing… You're after a "Mum Pillow"

      • +2

        Better not let your mum pillow catch you snuggling up to your GF pillow.

        • +4

          Better not get them mixed up either…

        • I think the other way round is worse ;)

        • +1

          or washing the stained covers :x

  • This is really sad.

  • Lol!!!

    The boyfriend who never goes for a tit grab!

    • +2

      …that's in the next version

      • +1

        Might wanna click through the link guys. The first product pic shows the arm going for a tit grab :p

  • +2

    So if i want to dump my GF, can I just get her one of these?

    • I would, it'd make the break up so much easier, think of the things it WOULDN'T do to annoy her!

    • get her two! so she will be so distracted by 2 other boy friends and too busy with a 3P and won't notice that you are gone…

  • +1

    Forever alone… This is one of the saddest things I've ever seen

  • +1

    How much for the girlfriend?

    • maybe just get the boyfriend version and 'snip' lol. :D

      the real girlfriend costs too much…. as they say, if you have to ask…=X

    • +1

      $2…. love you loooooonnnnng time.

  • I'm getting two, time for a menage e trois!

  • If only it was heated as well, it'd be better than the real thing! (sorry hubby, this one doesn't snore :X)

  • http://www.amazon.com/DeluxeComfort-Moshi-Girlfriend-Pillow-…

    Girlfriend pillow :p

    http://boingboing.net/2010/03/10/man-marries-body-pil.html

    Man marries body pillow girlfriend in Korea

    [Mod: Removed link containing inappropriate content]

    Girlfriend's lap pillow

  • +6

    My mate had a girlfriend "pillow". She had this weird look on her face though….
    kind permanently yawning.

    • Must've been bored :p

      • -3

        Seeing as we're doing good taste :P\

        Q: How many men does it take to open a stubby?

        A: None! The beer should ALWAYS be opened when SHE brings it you.

        Lets see a girlfriend pillow do that!

    • +2

      sure sure…. it was your mate that had one ;).

  • Cool

  • +4

    this pillow is getting more action that i'll ever get…. sigh…..

  • sad..

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