Long story short.
Went to try and bank a cheque at Haymarket NAB today at around 2pm. They kept stating that because the cheque was crossed that it could not be banked as the account name was different. In that it was missing part of the full name that it wasn't the same person.
The following documentation influenced my old train of thought.
https://www.nab.com.au/personal/help-and-guidance/personal-b…
Effect of crossing
If you cross a cheque (by drawing two parallel lines from top to bottom across the front of the cheque), you are telling NAB not to cash it over the counter. The cheque therefore must be paid to a bank (e.g. into a customer's account). If NAB does cash a crossed cheque, it may be liable for any loss suffered by the true owner.
Now I can confirm the cheque I was holding in my hands didn't even have 'account payee only' or 'not negotiable' written on it.
In the end I decided to take our business to CBA instead and opened a new account.
Very Professional People at Chinatown CBA. They were able to apply some common sense to help us get what we wanted done.
Resolved
Just a heads up, this is ozbargain and not the compose section of your email that you were addresing to NAB's feedback department.
Just in case you were not aware but otherwise, cool story.
(Member since… ahhh. I fell for it.)