Yes sweetheart, I want to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. So I asked you on the most romantic slash commercially exploitative day of the year. Say yes so we can share the news on social media, or otherwise it'll be like it never happened. Also I need to screenshot that and let a bakery (and all their social media followers) know so that in about 10 days they might deign to give us a free cake…
Lame
What a wanky competition.