Glow in the Dark Toiletpaper

Ljez22333 on 12/08/2011 - 12:19

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More useful than you might think

When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested. "Glow in the dark TP?" we said, arching an eyebrow. "Why on earth would anyone want glow in the dark TP?" Then the summer thunderstorms rolled in and we lost power. Sure, we could use our flashlight apps to get to the toilet, but… well, we won't go into details. You probably already filled in the rest of that soggy, sad tale yourself.

This roll of Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper is great for a multitude of things, including:

Power outages
Not waking sleeping spouses by turning on lights
Camping
Safe Halloween costume for the young mummy in your life
A gift for the person who has everything
Seriously, the more we thought about it, the more we realized that Glow in the Dark TP was a great idea. And we just know you'll come up with more creative ways to use it and send in your Action Shots. (Just um, don't send us any of those action shots. You know the ones.)

Product Features

One roll of glow in the dark toilet paper
Fits on all standard toilet paper holders
Yes, you really can use it for toilet paper
Great for camping trips or Halloween, too!

General Discussion

Comments

  • colblair on 12/08/2011 - 12:22
    +1

    Price? Is it on sale?
    Funny idea but where's the bargain?

  • samfisher5986 on 12/08/2011 - 12:28

    This isn't practical. The light in the toilet should be off most of the time, how would it glow in the dark?

    The only use I can see is to put it in front of a powerful light then TP someone's house at night, that would look awesome.

    Also i'm not sure if glow in the dark stuff is safe to be…. inside you.

    • StewBalls on 12/08/2011 - 12:32
      +1

      The 'T' in TP might stand for 'Tritium' in this case! :p

      I agree, I'm not so sure rubbing any glowing chemicals around one's bunghole is a safe long-term practice! :)

      • MattyD on 12/08/2011 - 12:50
        +1

        Oh great. Now you tell me.

        What else am I going to do on a Saturday night?

      • Tal_Shiar on 12/08/2011 - 18:33

        I giggled like I was a school kid again reading that stewballs lol

  • GreenGuava on 12/08/2011 - 12:29
    +1

    US $6.99/roll plus $27.99 DHL Express or $35.59 UPS Express = No Deal!

  • medion on 12/08/2011 - 12:30
    +2

    Why would it be "inside you"?

    The website says price is $6.99. Doesn't say it is on sale though.

    • MattyD on 12/08/2011 - 12:52
      +3

      I wondered that too: "inside you"?!

      Toilet paper: ur doin' it rong.

  • superforever on 12/08/2011 - 12:32

    Here is not discussion forum, we need bargains.

    • samfisher5986 on 12/08/2011 - 13:29

      no do it like this

      we need BARGAINS!!!

      Everything must be written like a spruiker!

  • strangeloops66 on 12/08/2011 - 13:16
    +1

    So, all those glowing things off Bondi Beach are not jellyfish…hmm!

  • rack on 12/08/2011 - 13:25
    +1

    Right glowing toilet paper..what's next glow in the dark condoms…oh wait we already have those….hmmm

  • strangeloops66 on 12/08/2011 - 13:26
    +2

    When we first looked at this product, we weren't terribly interested…we still aren't.

  • scrimshaw on 12/08/2011 - 16:12
    +1

    A better idea: Glow in the dark toilet seats: so even in the dark you won't miss the target.

    It'll only be useful for number 1's though…

    • samfisher5986 on 12/08/2011 - 16:28

      This is actually a really good idea!

    • strangeloops66 on 12/08/2011 - 17:42

      I rarely miss with number 2's…as for number 1's, I miss in broad daylight so the minimal illumination from the dunny paper ain't gonna improve things!

      • GreenGuava on 12/08/2011 - 21:01
        +3

        I rarely miss with number 2's

        The fact that you miss number 2's at all is slightly concerning…

        • strangeloops66 on 12/08/2011 - 23:07

          When I am constipated, I sometimes need to stand in order to provide sufficient muscle to the task…with dropping from a height comes extra risk…

        • scrimshaw on 12/08/2011 - 23:24
          +6

          Too much information bro.

        • StewBalls on 13/08/2011 - 10:41
          +2

          @strangeloops, just remember, with great power comes great responsibility! :p

  • kimmik on 12/08/2011 - 16:56

    while we're at it, why not make the entire house glow. and use so much of that phosphor that the light made by one wall stimulates the opposite wall and the whole house glows perpetually without external power. you read it here first folks!

  • AntMan76 on 12/08/2011 - 21:12
    +1

    Embarassing for financially disadvantaged flat chested girls everywhere..

    • morpheu on 12/08/2011 - 21:30
      +1

      …only if you turn out the lights!
      hmm, maybe that's why some people refer to them as 'high beams'

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