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[NSW] Free Heineken 0% Beer @ Wynyard Railway Station

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Free fake beer. Not endorsed by homer. Worth a try

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  • Cheaper than tap water wonder if it tastes as good

    • +5

      If you like your water tasting like sour bread.

  • +4

    Excellent. Free sewage in a can.

    • +19

      The can is worth 10 cents at container refund depot.

  • +4

    This makes as much sense as decaf coffee, NONE

    • -1

      At least decaf coffee still has some caffeine!

    • +2

      Except for, you know, designated drivers, pregnant women, people in rehab, workers who need a 0.0 reading etc. etc.

      • +1

        So drink water or soft drink.

        • +3

          Why does it bother people so much that others like the taste of beer but can't drink it for whatever reason?

    • +4

      I'm having a decaf now. It has its place.

    • +1

      Decaf actually tastes exactly like normal coffee

  • -4

    Stepping stone for kids…bad!

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      wtf

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      What kind of parent are you? You have to teach em from the very young age!

      /s [inserted here]

    • -2

      oh but feed the kids fruit juice and soft drinks yeah that's better

  • +3

    Heineken 0% Beer

    So what is it then?

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      UNAUSTRALIAN that's what it is…

      bender does not approve of alcohol free ANYTHING

      • so it's unaustralian to not drink beer or not drink 0% beer? :P

    • Recognition of the fact that Heineken isn't really beer?

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    [NSW] Free Heineken 0% piss @ Wynyard Railway Station

    There, fixed.

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      *100% piss

  • Ingredient show 0.4% is still present.

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      Seems you have a fake fake beer.

    • +1

      <0.5% is alcohol-free. There's about that much in orange juice.

  • +2

    I used to have to hide my beer from the cops on the train. Now I do the opposite and be cheeky - check the label officer!

  • +5

    Why do people get so butt-hurt about alcohol-free beer? If you don't like it, click the little X button up the top right of your screen, and move on with life. If someone likes the taste of beer and for whatever reason doesn't want to drink alcohol at the time, this is a perfectly fine alternative that doesn't need your approval to exist.

    You know in Germany (where beer was invented) alcohol-free beer is extremely popular. Go figure.

    Edit: In the last BWS beer promotion, I managed to grab 4 cases of this stuff, so thanks OP for posting!

    • exactly. not everyone drinks purely to get drunk. strange alcohol culture in this country….

      you're looked down on for not drinking
      you're looked down on for drinking a different type of alcohol to the "mainstream"
      you're looked down on for not binge-drinking
      you're looked down on for drinking alcohol-free whatever

      a lot of sad people out there projecting their own absurd insecurities on others.
      PSA: people don't have to like what you like

  • "Fake" or not, if this sort of shenanigans was attempted in my neck of the woods there'd be a riot. The old-skool bogans would be tripping over themselves just to to see what it tasted like, the 'culinary yuppies/yippies/yipsters' would be trying to cook with it, the kiddies would be trying to, erm, 'fortify' it with all manner of substances (GHB, goof-balls of various descriptions, etc.), then the cops would rock up, and some poor saps might find that the somewhat 'imperfect' technology that may or may not operate in those road-side breathos those of the porcine persuasion use can (at least initially) be fooled by this strange 'potion' that is '0% beer'…

    Go back, go back from whence you came, I say. We have enough problems with REAL beer. We do not need the type of confused CHAOS that your '0% beer' will almost certainly cause.

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