Thanks OzBargain for Da Deals, without You I'd Probs Be Broke Haha

I'd like to take this time to thank OzBargain for the deals and niche products posted.

Thanks to OZb, now I have a whole stash of things in my place that can't quite fill the empty void of my heart crafted by my poor choices in life decisions leaving me to resign in my own apartment alone with no one because of how weird I am as an individual.

Could be worse, could have been pretentious and post about how my life is all happy and always positive as I am a flawless human being for the sake of internet points to validate my approval by fabricating lies onto other actual human being who then become quite upset as to why they are humans for having negative events in their lives and not necessarily having alway sunshine every-single-day-hour-second. Not forgetting fabricating lies and deception for the sake of being social with other superficial individuals who only wish to have fun in life because struggle is too hard to bear as life is too short even though it's statistically the best longest in this day and age. Did I mention the vanity of people for being so 'perfect' that they also run away from negative emotions because, I mean who wants to deal with that sort of shit… literally…. who wants to deal with shit when you can ignore that and let it pile up and blame everyone else because responsibility is such a difficult thing to do when enjoyment in life is all that I want.

But hey, couldn't say no to some SSDs for RAID0 cache on my rig amirite? Cheers anyway! :D

Comments

  • +3

    You're welcome.

    • +2

      no u

      • You already replied so I can't edit.
        Need a TL;DR.

  • +4

    wot.

    • +2

      wot wot in da bot

  • +6

    Damn, I'm broke because of this website… with a house full of shit I don't really need… Thanks OzBargain… *double_thumbs_up_Emoji.jpg*

  • +3

    RIP English

    • i writed with my bestest effort, thank.

      • +5

        It's "writtated" and "besterest"

        • oh ch33rs yeetmate
          gotta reeeee-learn

  • +2

    how old are you?
    what is your job?
    are you divorced/married?
    are you a vegan?
    are you a flat earther?

    • +4

      27
      Technician
      Divorced/married? Is that a life DLC?
      Nah, I'm a rockan (Means I eat rocks, good source of Vitamins)
      Flat earther? pssh, im a flat universer

      thank 4 axe

      • do you watch game of thrones?
        what is your weight and height?
        what do you make a year?
        if you own your apartment, what did u pay for it and when?
        do you listen to alex jones?

        • +1

          2 p00r 2 watch Game of thrones so I watch Game of Bones.
          Less than a whale more than a toothpick closer to about 70,000 helium filled balloons tho
          Make less than it costs to get a therapist to tell me recycled advice for $250 an hour
          I rent because buying a house is on the list among world peace and getting a girlfriend
          alex jones made me straight because I stopped drinking water because water made frogs gay. praise jones 11/10 recommend

          • @hugabuga222:

            closer to about 70,000 helium filled balloons tho

            gross or net?

  • +1

    Any bargains?

    • Got some Kingston SSDs bargains on the deals section.

  • +1

    R U OK?

    • Clearly not :(

      R U OK though?

  • +3

    Have you tried being less weird

    • You mean, being marginally superficial? Yeah, it's how I cope as a normal working person in society.

  • +2

    Thanks OzBargain for Da Deals, without BECAUSE You I'd Probs Be I'm Broke Haha

    • Good meme, thanks for the autocorrect m8
      have an upd00t

  • +2

    if I was you, the first thing I would do is learn to write. The opening of the third paragraph is 69 words long without a full stop or any sort of punctuation.

    • Sozo…
      The reason why I deliberately did not put any punctuation was to express the 'thought rush' in a single yet long sentence.

      Thanks for feedback though

      • Yeh I kinda got that. i didn't read it because its a mindf*

  • +1

    yeah, typical new members, thought they saved $ from ozb actually NOT….

    • Saved $$ but got more things… heh still worth it tho!

  • +1

    What are Da Deals? Deals for dads?

    • tis da deals m8

      • System error, failed to compute input

        • +1

          sudo systemctl -reeboot -pls -thx -ily

  • +1

    Complicated but ultimately this is the best/Only intro I've ever read.

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