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Free Sample Astroglide Personal Lubricant + $1.20 Postage

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Send a 60 cent stamped, self-addressed envelope to :
Sample Request
Astroglide Pty Ltd
PO Box 603
Mosman NSW 2088

& we will send you two sample sachets of ASTROGLIDE Regular, and two sachets of ASTROGLIDE Natural. The samples will be wrapped inside an info. sheet, so the contents will not be known.
(until April 20, we are sending 4 Natural sachets, as we are out of Regular)
We will NOT provide your contact details to any third party.

Mod: Changed title to reflect actual price

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  • +2

    LOL

  • +5

    is the sample worth 60 cents (actually 120 cents as you have to send the self addressed envelop first)? lol

    • +4

      The website states that natural sachets are $0.70 each (and the regular are $0.50 each)so I guess you get about $2.80 worth (working off the retail price). Have fun!!

  • +8

    giggity

  • +3

    Hmm, I can foresee some fumbling with opening a sachet… :)

    • +2

      Put the apple pie back on the counter and use both hands then.

  • +1

    lol this giveaway is good for pranks.

    • +1

      I'm Sending this to all my friends who live with their parents

  • +4

    ha, just ordered some. Wait till i tell the mrs what I wanna try for my bday :P

    • +2

      Oh dear, hope she doesn't read OzB. :)

      • I hope she doesn't either. But is it stereotypical of me to refer this to all my greek buddys?

        • +5

          Remember how we discussed you ending your stories one sentence early from now on? This is a friendly reminder of our agreement, good sir.

        • +3

          It depends…on how much painful it is for you! :D LOL

        • -2

          Whats wrong with my stories? I keep them clean and straight to the point :P

        • +1

          Edit: Are "clean" and "straight to the point" really the words to be using when discussing personal lubricant?

        • -1

          hahahaha ill let u know matty when i get my sample :D

        • greek buddys

          Actual people of greek descent? Or fans of the darkside?

        • are you talking about mucho?
          cuz yeah they do it a lot!

    • -2

      Ha wait till she uses it on a continental cucumber and asks you to pick up the soap.

      • thats why you peel the skin off it first ;-)

    • Edit: wrong reply

  • "it makes you glide like Astroboy"
    How did they come up with the name anyway?

  • Squelch Squelch…

  • +1

    Does it get rid of rust ?

    • +1

      It could make prawns go down easier. :)

    • -1
    • 2 girls 1 cup much?

      • +2

        man i want to neg you over and over so bad for that!

        to others who haven't had this video burned into there brain, i can only advise don't look it up…

        well cant say i didn't warn you, when you do look it up….

        • +1

          haha yeah

          friends have seen it but i haven't

        • lol, i know…this video will always haunt me for the rest of my life.

  • +3

    I don't want to be anal(pun intended), but sending an envelope(stamp) with another self addressed envelope(another stamp)in it in order to get this deal, cannot be considered as a Freebie :)

    • +6

      Sounds like you're feeling shafted.

      Tried Astroglide?

  • +8

    Where is Mr_tightass when u need him?

    • +1

      tightass does not endorse this product…

  • whats wrong with vaseline?

    • +1

      or KY

    • Vaseline? wrong on so many levels, not to mention soooo gross!!!!

      • lol why

  • +5

    I'm going to have to let this offer slide.

  • +8

    I love this testimonial:
    Brad "Astroglide saved my son"
    My 9 year son got his leg stuck between the marlin board and transom of a boat on the Hawkesbury and was in terrible pain. We tried everything and was about to call the rescue squad. Someone had an Astroglide sachet and it worked. Thank you, we were a long way from civilisation and help.

    • +6

      I can imgaine the looks when that someone pulled out personal lubricant they just happened to have on hand

      • +1

        Aron Ralston could have used some Astroglide !!!

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aron_Ralston

      • +10

        Brad: "Say, anonymous friend, why did you bring personal lubricant on a remote fishing trip with me and my 9 year old son?"
        Friend: "Um, marlin board emergencies?"

      • Makes excellent burly (I suppose)

    • +3

      Another testimonial:

      Kim "excellent on irritated skin"
      Thanks for the free samples you sent me. I have been using the Natural one and it is excellent. I use it as a personal moisturiser and have found it very soothing on irritated skin. It also seems to help to keep thrush at bay. I will definitely be purchasing some as soon as I use up the bottle of the other brand I am currently using. Thanks again.

      Translation:

      "I have thrush, and although I could buy your product which seems to have preventative powers, I'm going to live with thrush a bit longer because I'm miserly and don't want to waste ~$3 worth of leftover lube in my existing bottle. Of course, since I suffer from thrush, I might be unavailable for the sort of action which could use the existing lube. Catch-22…"

  • +3

    Why can't we just use normal lubricants? I am sure it's cheaper, softer and smoother. And, you can have a lubricant number for quicker navigation in stores. :P

    From BP Australia:

    Selecting the right lubricant can be complex and confusing, so why not rely on BP - the professionals in lubrication

  • Phew! That's a relief! When I go to their website, I'm able to view images of their production line. I sure do appreciate and need that to assist me in the buying process. There's just nothing like the visual security of multiple large stainless steel vats for helping me decide to buy personal lubricant….

    • +2

      Yeah you'd be screwed if you fell in one of those.

      Er, wait a minute…

  • ………..

  • +3

    How do I fit an envelope inside another envelope? Wish I had some lube.

    • At least take it out to dinner first.

  • Viscosity rating on this lube? Temp specs etc pls?
    Oils ain't oils…

  • +1

    got ma lube today, its mint!

    • oh nice
      minty lube!

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