Maxibon are running a promotion where you can get a free Man-Chew… it is just a novelty toy that looks like a Maxibon sandwich ice-cream.
The terms and conditions require that you buy the ice cream first and use the bar code to prove your purchase. To save you looking up the barcode from the one you bought (which is probably in your freezer) here is the barcode: 9310080107171.
damn
i just saw the ad today and found out they are sold out. poor bastards have obviously paid for ads to run for the 3 month period and nothing to offer
ROFLMOA
the website has changed - its now "want it prove it"
interesting!
LOL
Buy Maxibon and tell us in 25 words or less why you deserve to win a ManChew
now you have to buy Maxibon and also enter the competition
oh, how i love Ozbargain!
the video has also changed too :P
reserve stocks found!
LOL…is that mean they cancel all our orders?
I've wondered that too!
They bit off more than they could man-chew
only 100 left, not much of a reserve stock hahaha
They changed it to a game of skill.
Those who want to get it will have to write something that is convincing.
Anyone received it yet ?
it's only been 13 days, they won't be that quick
ill give it 4-6 weeks
(just like Top Gear Magazine)
I would have thought they would get these out quick, so we can can be ready for the maxibons.
would have thought they would get these out quick, so we can can be ready for the maxibons
wait for my chindomals
hmm thought it would have arrived by now, maybe they wont honour it :(
not 3 weeks yet….maybe sometime this week, if not we all give them a call (free call 1800 005 510)?
as predicted I know my previous post will come in handy 1 day :)
I got my Man Chew today! I can already see the mansformation happening!
Great quality stuff too, the dog will have trouble getting through this.
wow awesome
at least we know they are sending them out
expect this week or in the next few
Thanks for the confirmation!
He thinks its freakin jawsome!
http://sportsbetblog.com.au/jawsome2.jpg
http://sportsbetblog.com.au/jawsome.jpg
I won't be sticking that in my mouth! The manchew…not the dog…even then, I wouldn't be putting a dog in my mouth either.
joey4- Your dog is really cute:)
Just received mine in the mail…and it's massive!!!
On the back, it says "May contain traces of man nuts"…what?!
LOLS i cant stop laughing at what you said
Cleveland show:
00:05:31 Love pound cake more.
00:05:31 These cakes got nuts in 'em?
00:05:32 No.
00:05:33 Not allergic— just don't want nuts in my mouth.
00:05:35 This guy gets it; this guy'll get it later.
00:05:38 Homophobia's no laughing matter.
00:05:40 (chuckles): Although, if you really think about what they do to each other, it is kind of funny.
00:05:45 I don't know how they're not giggling the entire time.
give them a call telling them that you received man nuts
Sounds like my boyfriends boxers
got mine too! frickin JAW(AWE)-SOME! lol!
and yeah, to those who thought it's a dog chew toy, unless you have a rottweiler or some other freakishly large dog, this is man sized-i only wished the real maxibon was this big!
another thing, thanks for the how to use this sheet, but i know how to chew, mr man chew!!
not tested on animals, only humans!
do not put in dishwasher or toilet!
do not use as weapon unless absolutely necessary!
do not swallow man-chew(yeah right like my neck is big enough!)
ps if for some reason you're not completely satisfied with your man chew, suck it up man! it was FREE remember?
warning;excessive use may result in lock jaw!
[chomp chomp chomp]
got mine today now what do i do with it lol
Received mine too! I heard the loudest thump on my door step, when the postman delivered it.
Mine finally arrived. Only took a month…
But it's stil free and it's even more impressive in real life than I expected.
got mine this morning but the rubber stink…pffff who would chew that?
I'll raise my hand on the idiot vote. Originally I bought it as a dogtoy, but its pretty well made.
So I gave it a go. Wow. Do that everyday, and pretty soon you will have enough power to crush your own teeth, or somebody elses.
That got me thinking though..if I gave the dog the rope end of it while I had it in my mouth, would he pull my teeth out? After 5 minutes and a lot of drool on the carpet (only a little bit of it from the dog), no.
I came back to see if I could get another, but sadly not. I will just have to make this one last as long as I can, until the lead they use as a stabilizer in pvc builds up in my brain tissue, eroding my mental capacity, and I forget why I'm playing with the dog and eat him.
bendertiger is that you?
No…the only way I'll suffer from lead poisoning is by being shot…
Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! HUH!? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!
got mine as well, if only maxibons were this big
received it today and dayuuuum it's a big toy !
now this is worth the wait
ZOMG GOT MINE AS WELL! YAY! Thanks! :)
Got mine today ^_^
Got mine today, some dog chew toy or something
Woop, just got mine too. Holy cow the manchews bigger and heavier than I though. Almost half a kilo :|
Also, from the little blurb at the back, I didnt really think they expect you to put it in your mouth.
"May contain traces of Man Nuts" … what?
"Warning: excess use may harm pathetic lickers"
I still want to know what kind of drugs the marketing exec who thought this up was taking at the time!
Same ones they are usually on lol
Marijuana and Alcohol?
LOL I got mine. didnt come with the regular mail, i got a surprise about 3 hours after the normal mail came. it was bulging out of my letterbox. gonna get RIPJAWWED now.
MAN I FEEL JAWESOME ALREADY!
Got mine. They aer huge, wtf.
You're not even a man…
I wouldn't be so sure…
Oh snap!
and That's what she said!
Mine arrived today. Seems pretty good quality. The dogs aren't really that into chew toys though it seems.
Got mine too. Pity its almost bigger than our dog!
+1.
She can't fit the rope in her mouth.
exactly. Its the only use we could think of … although the guys below seem to have a few ideas!
That's what she said.
Got mine today but bloody wife had opened it. Just looking at the cover I think she thought I had orderd a porno!!!
She probably got even more worried looking at the contents ;-)
She thought the toy might be used during some of the 'night' session ;)
Maybe she wanted a 'sandwich'?
eiffel tower hi five
She always in the habit of opening mail addressed to you? She needs a talking to, lol.
haha lol
i understand you!
at least it wasn't the guy doing a fancy pose!
I got one for my folks, my mum rang me up and asked WTH is that?
Mine smells so toxic that I wouldn't put it anywhere near my mouth, let alone my dog's.
finally got mine. im over it already cos i had to wait so long. companies should send this crap out quicker
… i think shipping is fast considering what other freebies took to deliver (i.e. Top Gear)
Yeah, 3 weeks of shipping is really fast compared to the ones that take 3 months.
And, you're not gonna get any freebie in FEDEX packages.
Mine arrived yesterday. I think all of them have been used as pet toys or a prop for very short table leg. I just can't see any human putting this toy in their mouth, it's just marketing hype.
Wow, it seems some people have no sense of humour or irony. I am fully aware that it's best used as a dog toy and that's exactly what I did with it. In fact what's with the cotton handles if it's not really a dog toy?
I wasn't complaining about a freebie. I'm surprised over the publicity department claims that you can exercise your jaw with it. I just can't imagine a person using it for that purpose.
It appears you may be the one with no sense of humour or irony. Do you not get the intended humour from their publicity department?
I am also wondering at how a marketing nut can **** something up this bad!
A smarter idea would of been to send out vouchers for free Maxibon's inviting them to try a new flavour or something…a caramel maxibon for instance…or a mint-choc maxibon, or even a jaffa maxibon etc
It looks more like a wank than humour on their part.
Just received mine QLD
Got my manchew today!!!! it's so big i can't even bite it :3
Well, I guess your not a biter then :) That's a good thing!
That's what she said!
Just got this thing in the mail, it's absolutely hilarious.
It looks like a dog toy, and yet it says "maintain a clean and hygenic condition before putting it in your mouth" suggesting that it's for people.
It's definitely massive and well made for a freebie though.
i have finished eating it, a bit chewy, but overall taste good!
I have to state the obvious (I realise this is sarcasm…at least I hope it is). But I laughed at this comment
You only ate it because you thought it might contain traces of man nuts didnt you. Admit it :)
just realised
Issh.
likes.
Man.
Nuts.!
Got mine in the mail.
I wish real Maxibons were as big as these.
When the maxibon system crawled, I accidentally order two. You can imagine what it is like when I opened my PO BOX (the smallest sizes). Two big chunk of mail!?
Next thought, whao, this icecream block is MASSIVE. Wish the real ones were like this. :P
GOT my maxibon man chew yesterday, totally JAWSOME! the dogs love it :-)
got mine too yay thanks adam for the post my dog loves it
The persons name who made these WAS probably called 'Manchoo'
Just got mine today…going straight to the pound to be used as a dog chewtoy…I'm definately not sticking it in my mouth!
Got my Man Chew today
Ditto, I'm in WA.
got my man chew last week. brissie
WHAT? No one has listed theirs on ebay? What's going on?
ressurecting this ..
because after more than a week of serious dog chomping, by two hounds no less its still intact!
If ever these guys went into dog toys they would make a mint
edit - also now one is on ebay!
and they sold for $20 and $26!!
holy crap
i should sell mine!
lol i was just telling a friend that something of this quality should be worth at least $10-15 if you were to buy it from a pet shop, and boom, there it is!
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