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V.I.Poo for $5 (Usually $10) at Coles

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Never heard of this before but a couple of lady friends have recently mentioned this product and vouch for it. Basically you spray this in your toilet before you drop log and it masks the smell until you flush. Haven't tried it myself as the missus is away so I have no reason to use it.

The latest female to spruik it to me included that the purple and pink versions are a lot better than the yellow one.

Ad: https://youtu.be/qxaNMe8oDE8

Previous deal at Woolies for $5: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/321262

Current Coles post: https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/393967

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  • +13

    Perfect for when the missus is away.

    • +8

      Where is Turd when we need him?

      • +52

        Will I do in the meantime?

        • +2

          Name checks out.

      • +7

        Remember .. this product masks it away ….
        He's still around… just can't feel it's presence

      • +26

        Im here! and Ive used this before, and it works. Confirmed by me.

    • +67

      If you do a poo and your wife isn't there to smell it, does it actually smell bad?

      • +3

        No. No it does not.

      • +1

        Yes it does.

      • +3

        She will remind you at the custody hearing anyway.

        • I really like custard, will there be peaches do you think.

      • If you fart in the woods and no-one is there to hear or smell it, did it really happen?

      • +6

        She'd still know you left the toilet seat up.

    • +6

      Do people actually waste money on this rubbish?

      Close the lid before you flush. Problem solved.

      • +1

        I do. It's not rubbish.

        No one likes to smell your poo afterwards.

        Hate people who make shitty poo in shopping centre toilets.

        • +15

          erm… 'shitty poo'?

        • +4

          Mmmmmm, can't have any of that shitty poo around. Quality control, guys! Pick up your game.

      • +1

        The idea is this stops it smelling the place out while you're sitting on the toilet laying cables.

        • +2

          Or browsing OzB

        • +1

          I always got the impression it's intended to be used for people who lay pipe while there is a queue waiting to use the toilets… that way you don't lose face when the next person comes in after you and has to smell the aftermath of said handiwork.

          I'm sure some people would probably be proud of their handiwork rather than being ashamed of it…

        • @44sunsets:

          Funny you should say that, I was telling my wife and kids, just the other day, about "Log of the Term". Someone at my school was exceedingly proud of what they'd left behind.

        • @44sunsets: Dude, laying pipe is something different: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lay%20pipe

          Anyone doing this while queued for the toilet is multitasking.

      • +3

        Or flush 10 seconds after you poop.

        The water splash acts as a douche

      • Ummm.. i can confidently say with experience that this is not "problem solved" especially if you're a protein user. Though I guess I do like to argue that the smell is natural, not a problem

  • +41

    What a shit deal 💩

    • +1

      Yeah it frickin' reeks

      • +3

        Poo much of a good thing

        • +22

          Piss off.

          Wait, I don't think I did it right.

        • @Frayin: Two good to be true!

        • +2

          @clx: two good to be poo

        • +2

          @Marmaduke:

          Too poo to be goo.

        • @Frayin:

          Don't worry, try a number 2 comment

      • +5

        The crap we have to read on this site

    • Shit deal or is it the shit???

  • +1

    $5 for poo

    • +27

      V.I. poo

      • VI is Six in Italyanese.

  • +2

    Avgas will do same thing

    • +2

      as do 'matches'

      • +8

        Avgas + matches = COMBO KNOCKOUT

        • +3

          Guaranteed to blow you away

  • +3

    Is it working for diarrhea?

    • +93

      You'll need to get "V.I.Poo Pro"

      • +1

        Hahahahahaha heavy duty

    • +4

      You'll need the foam.

  • +54

    “Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects.”
    I’m not going to neg the deal but as a ‘lady’, what a ridiculous product that obviously has adverse effects on the environment. Everybody poops!

    • -1

      Which ingredients? And source?
      Contains:
      Dl-Limonene(Racemic), Alpha-iso-Methylionone, Coumarin, 4-Tert-Butylcyclohexyl Acetate, (Ethoxymethoxy) Cyclododecane, 2,4 Dimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-Carboxaldehyde, Delta-1(2,6,6-Trimethyl-3-Cyclohexen-1-yl)-2 Buten-1-One, Linaloon.

      • +27

        Which ingredients?

        Depends what I've eaten.

      • +5

        Looks like the dipentene is the bio-accumulative ingredient:

        http://rb-msds.com.au/uploadedFiles/pdf/Air%20Wick%20VI%20PO…

        • +2

          Dipentene is limonene, which is an oil found in citrus peel.

          Many essential oils — like limonene — have an irritant effect on skin or eyes in large enough doses. They can — like limonene — also be toxic to fish.

        • +17

          @siliconB: Yep, when I have lemon on my fish they're always dead.

      • +7

        Source is on product page and hazard statement …
        Warning:
        Use only as directed. Read & retain instructions. Use in well ventilated areas. May produce an allergic reaction. Harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects. Keep out of reach of children and pets. If medical advice is needed, have product container or label at hand. If in eyes: Rinse cautiously with water for several minutes. Remove contact lenses if present and easy to do-continue rinsing. If on skin: Wash with soap and water. If skin irritation or a rash occurs: Get medical advice/attention.

        • Use in well ventilated areas-sought of defeats the purpose.

        • +1

          @MITM: sought of? You mean sort of?

      • Coumarin = rat poison!

    • +2

      Everybody? Even princesses and unicorns?

    • +5

      That is factually incorrect. Kim Jong-un does not defecate.

      I am curious about the long-lasting effects. Do they mean fish get a permanent disability?

      • +1

        So that's why he's so fat!

      • If you're asking if the fish end up on sea-welfare and spend the rest of their lives watching SpongeBob and smoking seaweed, yes. "Permanent disability"

      • I may have a gogigyeopbbang for lunch.

    • I wanted to get this as a joke Fathers Day present… now you're telling me its harmful to the environment… Damn.

    • Last thing we need is releasing more crappy chemicals in the environment!

      • +1

        Well unless you're planning to hold it in, I don't think you have a choice.

  • +1

    Is there a v-Ipoo for all the crap on social media?

    • +2

      Yes, it's called, 'don't subscribe to it'

    • -1

      V-ipoo by apple…

  • +3

    I sprayed this on my Twitter and as such can safely receive Trump's feed again

  • +9

    Seriously….do people buy this stuff (gotta laugh). The is nothin worse than than the smell of a purfumed dump. Buy a box of matches for a few cents and the sulpher will do a better job…….or just be proud and enjoy the aftermath :-)

    • LOL bottom on fire hahaha

    • Yeah I'm sure the airlines will love that idea lol…
      I don't need it anyway the girlfriend reckons mine smells like roses. Doesnt anyone's else's ?????…

      • I flew Thai about a month ago and they had a bottle of perfume (or something like that) in the loo, presumably for this.

    • Mythbusters and this suggest it doesn't burn up the stinky chemicals, it's more the smell of burnt matches/smoke mask the smell..
      http://sciencenordic.com/burning-match-does-it-get-rid-nasty…

  • +1

    How about dont eat, just drink water ? No poo no smelt

    • +3

      In about a month the smell of your rotting corpse?

      • Lucky - I hear they are developing V.I. Rotting Corpse…

  • +5

    Just imagining how they tested the product before launch.

    • Somewhat like this? https://youtu.be/6Mmht-wWa3s

    • +1

      They went round public toilet blocks, if they could smell it from the carpark, they would enter therein to find the suitable test subject

  • +7

    what if your turds are so large they protrude out of the water like a pacific iceberg?

    • +2

      In that case, dont worry about the stench….just leave it "as is" and walk away.

    • +14

      Where is your poo knife?

      • +1

        Favourite weapon in Fortnite.

      • +1

        I have a mate who used to get his mother to cut up his shits because they wouldn't flush. He is a massive human. No idea why he couldn't do it.

    • +3

      pacific iceberg?

      i laughed so hard i nearly shat myself

      • +1

        Still laughing my arse off.

    • +3

      Then you take a pic and upload to ratemypoo.com

  • +9

    Or you could save $5.00 & just open a window.

    • +4

      You could also save all your money and never buy anything ever.

    • High rise building apartments' toilet would not have windows

      • +3

        Hopefully they have exhaust fans..

        • Depends if they're proper or dodgy built ones - it's in the building code of requiring a fan if no window, or something like that. Read it on another deal way back.

  • +14

    Look if people buy this and they like it then that's cool, I have no real issue with that.

    But this is literally preying on peoples insecurities. "hey ladies, guys don't want to know you take dumps too. anyone whose not using this product and leaving the bathroom all stinky? that's not pretty. better by our thing so men still find you attractive and you don't 'suffer' the embarrassment of having had a bowel movement".

    • Yeah I agree… Also, it's possibly worse to wonder why someone spent so much time in the bathroom that is apparently "unused" :s

    • +4

      If the smell doesn't announce what I'm currently doing the sound certainly will xD

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