Why I am so good at PUBG Mobile. I Rule!

Wallyt99 on 31/07/2018 - 16:08
Last edited 31/07/2018 - 16:09

I'm really good at PUBG Mobile.

I've don't think I've ever been so good at something in my life. Except Team Fortress Classic.

I've had 134 squad / duo games and have won 18 winner winner Chicken Dinners. Often I carry the team - or they just die and I go on to win.

Some of the keys to my success -

  • Played lots of Carmageddon in the 90's - am expert at running over people.
  • Don't land in busy towns - land in medium sized places.
  • Don't follow people - or get in cars with strangers.
  • Generally avoid large towns ( it's pot luck who sees who first )
  • Don't run through open fields.
  • If without a vehicle and must move - hug mountains.
  • Only meet up with team in last 10 minutes if you are still alive.
  • Always look for cover at all times ( I.E stay close to rocks / buildings)
  • If under fire - take cover in the place - then look for the person firing.

The best # of kills I had is 18. My overall K/D is 4.3. I have won 6 out of my last 20 games - with 144 Kills and a KD of 10.2.

I believe I have matured like a fine wine (36 yo).

Gaming

Comments

  • sw0rdy on 31/07/2018 - 16:13
    +20

    cool story bro

  • Savas on 31/07/2018 - 16:13
    +6

    congratulations, you should be very proud of your achievement.

  • Diji1 on 31/07/2018 - 16:14
    +5

    Because you're playing against bots.

  • kerfuffle on 31/07/2018 - 16:16

    Yay?

  • Illian on 31/07/2018 - 16:24

    No you're not.

    https://www.polygon.com/2018/3/22/17142692/pubg-mobile-bots

    BUT, it's good that the game makes you feel that way :)

    • Diji1 on 31/07/2018 - 17:16

      You might want to read the page you link to next time. If you had you'd find that it said the author doesn't know and the devs didn't comment.

      Not that I'd recommend anyone read the ravings coming out of Polygon normally.

      • Illian on 01/08/2018 - 15:50

        You might want to read it yourself buddy. Or hell, even use that search bar at the top of your browser, who knows you might even learn something instead of making dumb comments! There's no reason for the devs to comment, why would they?

  • unco on 31/07/2018 - 16:24

    Bots

  • dylo on 31/07/2018 - 16:25

    Groundbreaking

  • JDM4LIFE on 31/07/2018 - 16:26

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

  • [Deactivated] on 31/07/2018 - 16:30

    You have barely won more than 10% of your matches… That is pretty poor.

    Your tactics make it seem like you're a nancy.

    • Wallyt99 on 31/07/2018 - 16:46
      -1

      He says as he runs bravely into the open field….

      • [Deactivated] on 31/07/2018 - 17:15
        +2

        Don't be soft, go out there and GET SUUUUUUM!!!

    • Diji1 on 31/07/2018 - 17:17

      The aim of the game is to survive rather than kill as many as possible … and on the PC winning 10% is exceptional.

      • [Deactivated] on 31/07/2018 - 17:42
        +2

        You can do both. Nancy.

  • TheBilly on 31/07/2018 - 16:34
    +1

    What is this?

  • HighAndDry on 31/07/2018 - 16:47

    I believe I have matured like a fine wine (36 yo).

    Oh damn, gives the rest of us geezers hope!

  • Pharos5 on 31/07/2018 - 17:00
    +2

    "- Don't follow people - or get in cars with strangers.
    - If under fire - take cover in the place - then look for the person firing."

    These seem like good life advice in general.

    • FattyHope on 31/07/2018 - 18:55
      +3

      Back when it was 2010 my mum would tell me never talk to strangers online and don't get into a strangers car, 2018: Uber

  • FireRunner on 31/07/2018 - 17:31

    Spare a few tips for the Fortnite guy?

    • Wallyt99 on 31/07/2018 - 17:42

      Play PUBG Mobile.

  • pegaxs on 31/07/2018 - 17:36
    +1

    I was waiting for the "and don't forget to hit up my twitch and head over to YouTube, smash that like and don't forget to subscribe and hit that bell for notifications…"

    Must be so proud. Something to put on your CV, no doubt…

  • The Wololo Wombat on 31/07/2018 - 19:51
    +3

    :'(

    Mean :(

    • sss333 on 31/07/2018 - 21:58
      +1

      I feel this thread was made just because of yours, had to mention age to make a point, haha

  • Hithere on 01/08/2018 - 09:21
    +1

    Knowing this I now feel like my whole life has been wasted.

  • redfox1200 on 01/08/2018 - 09:23

    I just played my first game and won. Infinity kill death ratio!

  • BeamMeUp on 01/08/2018 - 21:16
    +1

    Whats PUBG..

  • samfisher5986 on 02/08/2018 - 15:31

    pubg mobile is mostly official bots from the mobile game and newbies.

    No surprise you are winning sometimes.

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