Using Hairspray as Deodorant

Scab on 02/03/2018 - 11:51
Last edited 02/03/2018 - 11:52

About 2 weeks ago I just had a shower and had heaps on my mind and an appointment to attend.

Came out of the shower and accidently grabbed the can of hairspray instead of deodorant.

Was so preoccupied that I didn't even notice until I did both arms and they started to sting like mad.

Running late so I didn't wash it off, just wiped it away.

Now I have a horrendous rash on both armpits that won't go away, itches like mad.

On the plus side, my armpit pubes are beautifully styled.

Everywhere I go people ask me if I've had my hair done.

Health & Beauty

Comments

  • Quantumcat on 02/03/2018 - 11:58
    +4

    Is there a question here? :-)

    Maybe try sorbelene cream on the rash to soothe it a bit

    • Scab on 02/03/2018 - 12:08
      +2

      I tried that, the only thing that stopped the itching was calamine lotion but the rash is still there and still itches after a while.

      • myusername on 02/03/2018 - 12:24
        +1

        sounds like you're going to have to shave your armpits and start again lol

      • Gronk on 02/03/2018 - 15:15
        +2

        Maybe go see your GP and see if they can recommend something -

        I'm allergic to some metals to the point I break out into hives if they touch my skin, doc usually prescribes some steroid cream which clears it up almost overnight.

        • Scab on 02/03/2018 - 15:26
          +3

          steroid cream

          Thanks, I'm going to be huge.

  • barbarella on 02/03/2018 - 11:59
    +1

    haaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaa :D lolled my t!$$!es off :P

  • theHMASfriendship on 02/03/2018 - 12:00
    +12

    "Stayed tuned for next week when I brush my teeth with Canesten anti-fungal cream"

    • myusername on 02/03/2018 - 12:43
      +1

      bahahahaha great now everyone on the floor at work is looking at me for laughing so loud

  • [Deactivated] on 02/03/2018 - 12:05
    +2

    Maybe some roses might help you?
    Or douse yourself in diesel

  • swiggity swag on 02/03/2018 - 12:09
    +1

    Did it work though?

  • humptygotup on 02/03/2018 - 12:14
    +1

    Can you can play with the hair like Pai Mei now?

  • myusername on 02/03/2018 - 12:23
    +1

    apparently windex is a good substitute for deodorant ?

    • Cheap Rich Guy on 02/03/2018 - 12:56
      +1

      Well if you want to get the ladies you need to use Meguiar's Ultimate Wash & Wax as your daily shower gel. Greats suds, awesome scent and leaves a protective coating on your skin.

  • DarthAntz on 02/03/2018 - 13:25
    +1

    Not a bargain.

    mouisturise your pits

  • ihbh on 02/03/2018 - 14:52
    -1

    Are you going to go all the way with your new discovery?

  • [Deactivated] on 02/03/2018 - 15:41
    +1

    Try washing it with face wash - the kind that unblocks pores/ blackheads but on your armpits

    I've read before that hairspray blocks pores on your skin and is why people use those plastic shields to protect their face when spraying. First hand I started getting breakouts on my forehead first time I started using hairspray because I was an idiot and didn't shield my face. Same might be irritating your armpits and causing rash imo

  • try2bhelpful on 02/03/2018 - 21:58

    If you don’t want to talk to a doctor go talk to a chemist.

    • Scab on 02/03/2018 - 22:32
      +1

      Can you help me?

  • Wystri Warrick on 02/03/2018 - 22:54

    ROFL/LMAO, Scab if I could write/talk like you I wouldn't be single.

  • Butt Scratcher on 02/03/2018 - 23:10
    +1

    Woah, that was a pretty cool story.

    Thanks far sharing. Be sure to keep us updated on the situation

  • Opto on 03/03/2018 - 11:08
    +1

    People ask you if you’ve had your hair done. How are they seeing your armpits?

  • Dibbers on 27/03/2018 - 09:09

    Reminds me of my parents 25th Anniversary party when my uncle reminded my Dad how he went for the vaseline (used in those days) and ended up picking up the vicks instead
    Lol

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