My eBay store was pretty empty recently, so I found this to flog.
Website says
Designed with multi-directional grooves that expand and adapt to your body, U by Kotex® Sport Tampons give you the ultimate Protection-In-Motion for any workout session. They come in gym-handy pouches to protect the tampons in your bag, and avoid flying missiles!
My definition:
Just use for nose bleeds.
/End of story
Just in time for Valentine's day.
Great joke. Period
Act fast or you'll be seeing red.
I suppose if you were in dire need to liquidate your assets, you could use these.
Eh, save money where you can. Hustle and flow.
Every single time this deal gets posted i send it to the work address of a friend of mine. He must get excited when his secretary brings him the envelope with pads/tampons
Well, thats Valentines Day sorted
Valentine's day.
will these help with a broken heart?
Yes, it will help plug that hole
will these help with a broken heart?
Only if it's bleeding.
Since OP made a joke about using them for your nose… Wondering if you can use these to plug a gunshot wound?
"Please allow 4-6 weeks for your sample to arrive."
4-6 weeks, it takes so long.
half price at woolworths this week.
Does the shipping not fit your menstrual cycle?
unfortunately it just skip my cycle :(
Quite a waiting period.
Please allow 4-6 weeks for your sample to arrive.
While you haemorrhage to death.
Use with a bottle of tomato sauce and leave on the seat at the male toilets.
Best use for it, period.
You could set the pad on fire. Then Tamp on it.
these jokes are making me menstrual. Actually, I'm ovary it in general.
I agree. No more menstruation jokes! Period!
You're ovary-acting.
"Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetheart"
nice product, but the shedding kills it
Is this a periodic deal?
I came here to watch the blood bath..
Bloody hell, if you embarked on a cycle of snatching these up for free then selling them, it could be a real rags to riches story.
My definition:
Just use for nose bleeds.
/End of storyJust in time for Valentine's day.
Do you have nosebleeds on Valentine's Day, OP?
Hahahaha
Pretty fast, got it in 5 days. Thanks OP.
Welcome.
Use these to smuggle booze through customs, each tampon can hold a fair volume of fluid, and then just wring them out into the empty bottle once you get through the airport. If anyone holds you up, just say it's a fetish you have - no one will want to sniff them.
I wish they taught us multi-directional expanding groove technology in engineering or maths tessellation.
Just got an email asking me to confirm my request for a sample- I'm guessing this is an extra request to filter out some of those multiple requests.
I wonder- does anyone know if this is a full pack of samples? Or just one or two that can be used next time you need to clean up a crime scene?
There's only two.
What a bloody good deal!
I'll see myself out…