meat socks.
US 95cents delivered.
get some meat on your feet.
suited for the professional business person as they are perfect for meatings.
You ham…..
cool story, pleasure to meat you
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
please stop. I think we have been punished enough
That's a bit rash.
I can be rasher!
Are they halal?
Yes, they are.
"suited for the professional business person as they are perfect for meatings.
Not all meatings, only when there is a lot at steak.
Let's not mince words, these ham fisted attempts at humour.
I think these are made at that New Delhi everyone’s talking about
People are apparently going Gaga over over them.
Best hocks I've ever worn
Huh… Thought it was meat jocks.
What's delivery times like? Id like these for a secret santa, or is there an au stockist?
*socklist
china seller. 3 -6 weeks delivery
How do they keep the meat cold and fresh for 3-6 weeks delivery?
Not sure I trust meat from China to begin with.
It will last, it's laced with melamine
Shame. Would have made a great Christmas present for a vegetarian friend.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Reported for Dad joke.
Report submitted just in time.
What do you call a cow with two short legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Side beef?
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Put in another way, Beef fell on it's Side (Side of beef). Did I make it worse.
Perfect gift for my newly vegan uni friend. I hope she sees the funny side
Tell her the cow is guaranteed a vegetarian.
The cow would be mad not to be
Hey there are mad cow already
What is the funny side?
I'm sure some vegans have a sense of humour. Having said that iv'e never met one!
Sounds like you have a legitimate beef.
I like vegans but I couldn't eat a whole one.
Was thinking the same, only more a gift for the vegan you dislike and/or wish to annoy tf out of .
If its an actual friend, and you like this person, I would sure to have a real gift as backup, for after you gift this joke gift to them (which they would most likely never wear, and would likely feel sickened by looking at this item).
I would have bought if it was not pork labelled
So buying 1 has free shipping, buying 3 charges and extra $3.50ish for shipping. so I bought 1 three separate times.
of course. you have 3 legs
Couldn’t get free shipping on any amount in cart. Even one item had ~$2USD shipping.
The listing has dozens of pics of the socks on a plate…but how do they look on feet? I don't want to eat socks…
"but how do they look on feet?"
Like meat socks.
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=meat+socks+on+actual+feet…
They actually don’t look as good as it does in those google images.
I bought a bunch of these last year, might upload a picture tomorrow if I remember.
Hahahahahhahahahahaha oh my
Perfect for those with naturally smelly feet.
Bought these when they were on here months ago. Totally thin and not worth wearing. Pretty much what you’d expect for the price but not worth the bother even as a joke.
Also purchased them. They are very small size and the print quality not very good.
Cheaper here
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32838227508.html?spm=a2g0n.s…
And
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32836906151.html?spm=a2g0n.s…
Et Al.
Price history indicates these prices can be considered more or less 'RRP'
Negging meat socks, that's an ozbargain first.
very true, however can you explain the simple reason why I didn't post those as the main deal?
Because he is vegan
Do tell.
sellers with less than 95% positive feedback can't be posted on ozbargain as the main deal/product link.
Still waiting for Spam socks.
remember boys, always put your meat in the sock
Which cases do police cows most dread?
Burgerlary?
Ones involving steak outs
I like your answer tho PJC :DD
Are these traded on the New York Sock Exchange?
These socks are fantastic quality and should be taken seriously. Instead, you jokers are just hamming it up
Come on! We're just trying to bacon vincing
Appears some have a beef with the socks quality, not sure why they're having a cow over it though, it's hardly a high steaks gamble purchasing them though. I'd mooove fast before they're gone. Chop chop.
Ankle socks. Damn. Need the beef all all the way up my legs.
Are these socks Halal?
Yes, they are.
and gluten free
Grass-fed too
I'm just here for the puns…