I'm Such a Fatso

So last night I used one of my free Domino's pizza codes and ordered a Firebreather with cheesy crust.

I ate the whole thing along with a garlic bread, 5 buffalo chicken wings, 2 cans of Coke and a 1L tub of Coles rum and raisin ice cream.

I actually could have eaten more later but I fell asleep.

Poll Options

  • 8
    You're a pig
  • 41
    You disgust me
  • 23
    That's only a snack
  • 9
    Ewww, Domino's

Comments

  • +11

    Voted for disgusted, but also secretly impressed.

  • +1

    That's roughly 4000 calories. You would need to walk around 18 hours to burn that off.

    • +9

      Why would I want to waste money and burn it off?

  • +8

    put that sh*t on youtube, maybe cry while you eat it, you'll be rich and famous in no time dude

  • +2

    Nice, but needs a wafer-thin after dinner mint to finish.

  • Thug life chose you

  • +1

    Don't feel bad Scab, happens to most of us… Went on a similar binge last time I had a backlog of Ancient Aliens and Aircraft Accident Investigations on me Foxtel box.

  • +3

    shoulda opted for diet coke mate

  • +1

    Scab…

    It kind of depends, was this a once in a long while binge or a daily / weekly occurence?

    If its once in a long while, its OK, not long ago I ate 9 pieces of KFC (for $10) by myself. I loved it but remembered that I won't do it again (until the deal comes around again in a few months time).

    • Respect! Tried the same Tuesday last week, all I could manage was 7 pieces in one sitting…

    • good thing you not in Brisbane, we have this deal every tuesday

  • +1

    You felt tired, didn't you?
    https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/336956

  • That is disgusting…

    I am not sure why people are encouraging you or saying anything other than the objective, factual statement that eating that much is disgusting and terrible.

  • +1

    reading that kind of turned me on. Ty for that

  • +1

    Rookie numbers! Step up your game.

  • As long as it was coke zero you're fine

  • +1

    Don't feel bad Scab, everyone binges once in a while, why just last Sunday I binged on HJ.
    I love you :)

    • +1

      why just last Sunday I binged on HJ

      Hand job, I binge on that every day?

      • +1

        2 whoppers, then 2 whopper jr (as my hands where getting tired) 4 small fries, 1 small coke, 1 small thick shake, 1 medium coffee.

        • +1

          I usually go for a Super Stunner or a Filet-O-Fish with special sauce.

        • @Scab: ah so you use sauce, and a special one at that too

  • +1

    One time I ate 9 pieces of KFC for $9.95 on a Tuesday.

    Then, i didnt go to the toilet for 2 days.

  • +1

    If you added another large pizza to what you already ate then I would be impressed :) For a bet I once ate 6 Big Mac's, lge fries and lge coke.

    • +3

      Problem is Big Macs aren't all that big these days, although 6 is a good effort.

  • reminds me of the scene from anchorman lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euI3v2jpTlI

  • +1

    I'm quite sure most of us here binge ate in the last few days of the Maccas Monopoly promotion..
    No regrets it was free food!

  • +1

    No option for "my brother"

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