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Pick yourself off the Swan St footpath and shake off your hangover – it’s time to pay tribute to the man of the moment with a Dusty cut!
- Get mistaken for Dusty at public events
- Dramatically improve your chances of winning your club’s B ‘n’ F next year
- 25% boost to: speed, fend offs and opposite foot kicking
- The ultimate way to celebrate Richmond’s first premiership in 37 years
Don’t argue…the best way to savour Richmond’s epic grand final win is with a razor sharp haircut that pays homage to the Tiges’ favourite son, Dustin Martin.
In fact, how will anyone know you’re a diehard Richmond supporter if you’re not sporting a dreamy Dusty cut?
Not only are these mini-mohawks a real crowd-pleaser, their streamlined style maximises aerodynamics, allowing you to cover the ground faster than ever before. Dusty knows. Now you do too.
Your purchase entitles you to a Dusty cut with one of Kogan’s hand-selected hairdressers. Unlike a misspelled premiership tattoo, you won’t regret it.
Kogan.com is not affiliated with Dustin Martin, did not train Dustin Martin, may or may not have some people who work in their team that are die hard Richmond fans and cannot guarantee that the aerodynamics created by this haircut will enable you to perform like Dustin Martin. Neck tattoos are not included with this offer.
Go Tigers!
I don’t know that$25 for a bad hairdo is a bargain… but Go Tigers!