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15% off Sitewide at Profanity Professionals, Free Shipping in Australia

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Associatedcassidy02 on 25/09/2017 - 08:42 profanityprofessionals.com (388 clicks)
Last edited 25/09/2017 - 13:40 by 1 other user
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We're running 15% off sitewide plus free shipping within Australia until the 15/10/17.

The main stock item is our Profanity Pens, and they are not for those with sensitive eyes - you have been warned!

1 pen = $8.40 including discount and free shipping
3 pack = $20.36 including discount and free shipping
5 pack = $29.71 including discount and free shipping
https://profanityprofessionals.com/collections/pens-3

If the discount isn't enough to float your boat, we've also got a FB comp running at the moment if you'd rather try your hand at getting some freebies instead: www.facebook.com/profanityprofessionals

Warning: The store website contains coarse language.

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  • altomic on 25/09/2017 - 08:45
    +3

    At OzBargain the description area resembles a shop window. Invest 3 minutes adding 4+ example bargains with direct links and obviously prices to maximise Members' interest. Your 'edit' button is between 'view' and 'revisions'.

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 08:52
      +1

      Thank you for this prompt, I appreciate it. Updated as best I can.

      • PJC on 25/09/2017 - 10:24
        +1

        Each example bargain requires its own direct link as a convenience to shoppers.

        • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 10:32
          +1

          The link above is as specific as I can be given the description nature of our pens (i.e. the URL include swearing).

        • PJC on 25/09/2017 - 10:45
          +1

          @cassidy02: Oh flip! I nearly got a vendor to swear. You weren't supposed to notice!

      • promethbastard on 25/09/2017 - 13:02

        Late to the party as ever, but "coarse" language, not "course" language.
        Just for future reference ;)

        • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 13:41

          Had to search to find this one - the mods added that for everyone, but I've fixed, thanks for letting me know :)

    • PJC on 25/09/2017 - 10:27
      +1

      Genius. Pure genius.

      • Savas on 25/09/2017 - 10:40
        +1

        "At OzBargain the description area resembles a shop window. Invest 3 minutes adding 4+ example bargains with direct links and obviously prices to maximise Members' interest. Your 'edit' button is between 'view' and 'revisions'."

        ~PJC

        • PJC on 25/09/2017 - 10:47
          +1

          We have done this dance before.

  • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 08:47
    -6

    Pens with swearing on them…
    Pretty sad way to make a living

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 08:53
      +8

      Or a fun side business that makes people laugh in addition to my everyday job, however you choose to look at it :) Thanks for checking it out.

      • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 09:03
        -6

        I appreciate your positivity however I don't think much of this product. It could potentially offend quite a few people for the cheapest of laughs. It seems juvenile to me. My honest opinion.

    • Chazzozz on 25/09/2017 - 09:13
      +2

      Well, the OP did add a clear warning in the description, so you always have the option of not clicking through. You're certainly entitled to your opinion but I, on the other hand, see the humour in these products, and I think they're the perfect antidote to the overly-PC world we find ourselves in these days.

      • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 09:17
        -3

        I don't like an overly PC-world either but I prefer an intelligent argument.
        Swearing is the cheapest solution when no intelligent comments are left. You and your mates might think that swearing or getting your tackle out down the pub is the funniest thing you ever saw, but amazingly, others have a variety of differing opinions and some could be offended at what you think is funny. Everybodys' values are different

        • jjcf on 25/09/2017 - 09:25

          You want 'an intelligent argument' on a pen?

          Wow.

        • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 09:29
          -1

          @jjcf:
          No you misinterpreted my meaning.
          During any reasonable argument, when it descends to swearing, it is generally a sign that the swearer has nothing intelligent left to say and cannot express themselves properly.
          The pens are just a cheap laugh but they could offend some people

        • ruprectaus on 25/09/2017 - 09:41
          -1

          Swearing is the cheapest solution when no intelligent comments are left.

          Au Contraire, swearing has been correlated to people with better morals, like honsty etc

          https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/01/170117105107.h…

          The standout is that religious nutters don't swear, are offended by it and blow other folk up when they lack the ability to articulate their argument .. or perhaps because they don't swear :) ?

          You and your mates might think that swearing or getting your tackle out down the pub is the funniest thing you ever saw, but amazingly, others
          have a variety of differing opinions and some could be offended at what you think is funny. Everybodys' values are different

          and if my values are that not swearing down the pub with my tackle out offends me, will you join in, or deliberatly choose to offend me ?

          I have to get a few pens for my friend :)

          Offense is not given, it is taken - C. Hitchens.

        • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 09:53

          @ruprectaus:
          It's interesting about the co-relationship between swearing and honesty. Based on this, I will immediately go in and tell the boss the he is an f-ing C for he, no doubt, will recognise me as an honest man. :p
          I reality though, we live in society of mixed backgrounds and mixed age groups. I have no reason to walk around with a pen with c#!t or f%@k written on it because I don't want to offend some people for a cheap laugh.

        • Chazzozz on 25/09/2017 - 09:55
          +1

          @King Tightarse:
          It's a shame you're getting negged because you are trying to offer a reasoned, intelligent argument. I agree with your position that it's a much more productive exercise versus a slinging match of profanities. However, keeping it in perspective, a pen with one or two short lines on it containing some naughty words is hardly cause for suggesting someone is debasing themselves.

          Of course some people may be offended, everyone has their personal level of tolerance. Thankfully, however, we still live in a free society here in Australia (or, it was the last time I checked) so that means everyone has the choice to participate or not. If they're offended because I happen to leave one of these pens laying around then they're free to look away. Or, if they ask politely, I'd be happy to put it away in a drawer. There are also certain pens I wouldn't even dream of leaving out (I do have some sensibilities after all).

          The whole point of a product like this is to remind everyone that we still have freedom of speech. It doesn't guarantee that everyone will like it or agree with it, but the underlying concept is that we are free to express it.

        • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 10:00
          +3

          @Chazzozz:
          Ha thanks for your support.
          Fortunately I have my neg-proof shirt on today and am immune to caring about that. I am just offering my actual opinion. If others agree or disagree, both are fine with me.
          As for free speech, that in itself is another fascinating subject.

        • fantombloo on 25/09/2017 - 10:02

          These pens are vulgar (and not something I'd generally want) but I can't see any malice or marginalising of others, unlike what is commonly seen on ozb. Cries about PC (or lack of) for these pens here are so misplaced in this whole context.

        • justtoreply on 25/09/2017 - 21:28

          I'm going to get one of these and have it say "I wanted an intelligent argument, but the text box was too fkn short"

          What's your address for post?

    • hal9000 on 25/09/2017 - 10:48

      sad? its ingenious. no harm done anyway other than your feelings.

  • Clear on 25/09/2017 - 09:28
    -1

    Unresolved Reports
    1 for Illegal/Inappropriate

    Little do they know that NSFW deals get tagged as such.

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 09:33
      +2

      There is nothing NSFW in the content of my post, that would only be if you consciously choose to click on the links after ignoring a specific warning of what our products are. However, thanks for checking it out and happy to respect whatever decision the mods make.

      • Clear on 25/09/2017 - 09:34
        +7

        Unfortunately some people here are over sensitive and easily offended.

        • King Tightarse on 25/09/2017 - 10:09
          +1

          …and some other people are not easily offended themselves and are more than happy to tell anyone that needs it where to go, but are reasonable enough to care whether others, older folk for example, would be offended by seeing the words F#@K and c@%t on public display.

  • rabbitron on 25/09/2017 - 10:07

    $8.40 for a bad motherf**ker pen? Where's the bargain?

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 10:10

      Go for the multi packs!

  • Savas on 25/09/2017 - 10:41

    Thought the pens were funny, good job!

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 11:05
      +1

      Cheers!

  • dealman on 25/09/2017 - 10:47
    +2

    Hey mate just some advice can you please make sure that the words are clearly visible.

    At least while looking on the mobile, some work clear and some were not.

    Shopify allows you to upload multiple pictures for each item so please make use of that

    • Associatedcassidy02 @ Profanity Professionals on 25/09/2017 - 11:05

      Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it - always a work in progress. Will have a look to see if I can enhance the photos a bit more - they are super clear when I go to load, I think something might go awry with the upload. Cheers.

  • mike001 on 25/09/2017 - 15:15

    Profanity pens using code Tightarse - Perfect fit for the SSM brigade.

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