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FREE Condom $0 Delivered @ Hero Condoms

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  • +28

    Awesome work, this means I will now own three of them!

    • +3

      Classic!

    • +2

      They do have a shelf life.. LOL

      • +14

        Thank you for reminding me why I have a younger sister.

      • +1

        Just threw bunch of them last week ! Close call phew

    • +6

      Just wash them and you can reuse them.

      • No need.

      • Only the leather "rough riders" are reusable.

    • +1

      But who can taste a sweet when it's in the wrapper?

    • +8

      Don't forget the best chat-up line:-
      I haven't got much but it'll fill a pram.

    • +6

      Don't worry, let me introduce you to the word 'poshie' - as in 'Single guys can use this for a poshie'

      Defined right here:
      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poshie

    • +3

      No Band 28 though.

  • +53

    Fantastic! A year's worth of condoms for free!

    • +39

      Lifetime for some!

      • +15

        A-ha, not for me!

        *Checks drawer, already expired

        :(

      • I'll do the honorable thing and leave it so there's one more freebie to someone else who'll put in…I mean it, to good use.
        :P

    • +3

      Don't be silly, wrap your….

      Sandwiches

      • Never seen a sandwiches in Tube shape until yours … -_-!

        • +1

          never had Subway?

        • +1

          @brake: Hang on it's different size, have you manage to put one in ?

  • +40

    Do these come in a tighter fitting size? Asking for a mate.

    • +9

      no worries: cut the fingers off a dish glove, boom, instant smaller selection

      • +9

        Make sure it's the pinky finger.

      • +7

        cling wrap adjust to your desire size.

        • +7

          cling wrap has a low heat tolerance and can melt..
          a mate told me..

        • +2

          @xywolap: put cling-wrap in the freezer first so it's easier to handle…
          a mate told me..

        • +1

          Do you think a rubber band might also help with this?

        • +4

          @Tihocan:
          A band might be awkeard, I'd just stick to a romantic CD myself.

    • +4
      • +1

        So many colours to choose from!

        • There really should be a Spam colour.

  • +1

    Inb4 JV

    • +13

      Fortunately, it can fit only one.

    • +1

      I doubt JV gets in much

  • +15

    Thanks for the deal. Gotta replace mine that just expired last month.

    • +8

      Gotta replace mine that just expired last month.

      How many times did you use the same one?

      • +8

        Not enough, clearly.

        (Never thought I'd get a reply from jv)

        • +17

          (Never thought I'd get a reply from jv)

          Would you like it 'signed' ?

        • +3

          @jv: Yes please! *Gleefully jumps up and down

        • +25
        • +3

          @jv: Julia Veruy?

        • +5

          @lmh86:

          That's my stage name.

        • +3

          @jv: Hahahaha, legend! Cheers!

          (Does that say "Julu Verry"? I can't make it out, sorry)

        • +4

          @silverrat23: It says Jules Verne. I guess that's who's in her photo as well. Huh. Never realised until now that jv is Jules Verne. Not Julia Veruy or Julu Verry.

        • +1

          @Meconium:
          That's an e on the end?!

        • +3

          @Meconium: spot on
          jv is Jules Verne, so is the avatar…
          disappointed, I always thought jv is a she.

  • +3

    Sent one to Dan Andrews. He certainly needs to use one…

    • +5

      wish you could go back in time and give one to his dad

      • -7

        I assume you mean jv's dad.

        (Which is assuming several other things).

      • +1

        we should send one each to his parents…

    • +1

      Can we send one to Gerry Harvey?

      • +6

        Only if it's sent from China.

    • +1

      Is hating on Daniel Andrews a thing? Honestly haven't noticed many people vocally against him.

      • +3

        Honestly haven't noticed many people vocally against him.

        Have you noticed he stopped attending public events this year and hardly ever goes on talk back radio ?

      • +1

        Well there 's the little matter of a rudderless moribound state economy with out of control development and run away crime figures, but apart from that everything's dandy.
        BTW the Apex gang bashed and held up my local supermarket on the weekend.
        Just another normal day under the Andrews incompetence junta

        • +1

          and run away crime figures

          and he's doing stuff all about it…

          Expect giving the juvenile delinquents free pizzas apparently…

          He hasn't learnt yet that bribery doesn't work on these kids like it does with his union mates.

  • +17

    Came to post a pun, looks like I came too late.

    Ah well, better than the alternative

    • +2

      You still have time.

    • +4

      looks like I came too late.

      I see what you did there…

      • you saw what he did when he came too late?

        • Yes, he's already posted it on youtube.

        • @jv: :|

    • Much better than the alternative.

  • +4

    Fathers day present sorted.

    • +54

      Didn't work last time, or you wouldn't be posting this…

      • Just need one more +1 to hit fifty.

        C'mon people, JV needs the points… look he's gone pale without em!

    • +1

      Son's birthday present sorted

    • Mother's present sorted.

  • +2

    I always look forward to these comments.

    • -8

      You look forward to cumments?

  • +3

    in light of this product name, i see the song "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler in a slightly naughty, new light

    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
    He's gotta be strong
    And he's gotta be fast
    And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
    I need a hero
    I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
    He's gotta be sure
    And it's gotta be soon
    And he's gotta be larger than life

    Somewhere after midnight
    In my wildest fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond my reach
    There's someone reaching back for me
    Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
    It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

  • +11

    They staple it to the envelope.

    • +4

      you're thinking of that organisation - Catholics for Contraception

    • +2

      I take it they try and sell you a pregnancy test afterwards?

  • just one? reuseable?

    • +4

      You do not need to take it off.

      • how much pee do you think it would hold?

  • More comments than votes …… Gotta be a 'condoms on special' post !! šŸ˜„

  • +2

    Will condom fit tightarse?

  • +2

    This is such a great brand! Vegan, too, which many aren't (was so surprised to learn they use casein in most brands)

    • wut?

      • @JepunK - As I said, they use milk products in most condoms

        • Each one holds a glass and a half.

    • +1

      What if you're lactose intolerant?

    • +1

      Thanks for bringing that up! I assumed these also contain casein since I hadn't heard of this brand before. Did some more research and found this article from Feb. Hero ftw!

  • -4

    Grab a seat & some pop corn, here cum the jokes.

    Ozteachers can correct me with come :p

  • Why is this free? Sure there's a catch somewhere…

    • It's a sample. Companies do that to get you to like their product.
      Also probably going to spam you, maybe sell your details. Well worth the cost of one condom.

  • -1

    Looks like expired…

    Error: The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may be broken or expired, or you may not have permission to view this page.

    • Works from a computer or if you request the desktop site from your phone browser

  • +1

    How long does this free item take to receive?
    Asking for a thread…

    • +2

      This guy (profanity)

  • +3

    Send some to Africa

    • +1

      send em to Dandenong. Same thing, cheaper postage

    • +1

      Better to some suburbs in Sydney.

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