Anyone in Adelaide Want to Be My Friend?

Hey guys,

Didn't know this feature even existed on OZB.

Been a member for a while now, keen to post my own deals but waiting for a ripper deal so i don't get flamed by JV :/

Just moved to SA! (Paralowie atm). I have no friends, anyone like to grab a coffee? (Yeah i'll pay..)

Keep up the great work mods!

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  • +5

    anyone like to grab a coffee? (Yeah i'll pay..)

    you DO realise where you are, don't you?

    • +25

      That'll be a Coles Express 80c coffee and sit on a park bench then..

  • +1

    Meh, don't worry about jv, he just likes to stir. In fact it's a rite of passage to be flamed by jv.

    • +2

      Did you just assume jv's gender?

      • I know he's not broke. :P

      • He is a binary conforming CIS hetrosextual hypersextual male is he not?

  • +7

    ASL?

    • +1

      cam?

  • +5

    What kind of friend?

  • +7

    Friends? It's 2017 OP; humans no longer have friends, we all just trawl internet forums and messageboards and yell at people with differing opinions than our own. Be normal like the rest of us.

  • +8

    Anyone in Adelaide Want to Be My Friend? have free coffee?

  • +13

    inb4 someone posts this as a deal: Free Coffee [SA]

    • +3

      Dammit you beat me to it.
      Let's all show up, like a hundred of us. Plus bikies.

  • +5

    None of us are real people. We have, however, just passed the Turing test.

  • +2

    Do you come with benefits?

    • +2

      if username represents "jes(s) the ho", then sounds promising :D

      • +1

        Cool, so he/she could be useful in the garden then?

  • Anyone in Adelaide Want to Be My Friend?

    Nick Xenophon is always looking for new friends.

    Give him a call

    Tell him jv sent you.

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