Are you sick of looking at your dog?
Why not dress them up as a giant banana or frog? Their degradation is your gratification.
Saw these at Kmart Ashfield yesterday. Plenty of stock (who knows why…). They're actually pretty decent. Full price was $8, so this is an amazing 75% off deal.
Edit: Have been informed this deal is nationwide. No excuse!
Dang, I was hoping to dress up as a dog. :'(