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Cricket Protector K-Mart $1 Clearance at Toowong, Qld

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Men's Cricket protector $1 one size fits all(in clearance at Toowong, Qld)

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  • +53

    One size fits all? Chris Gayle disagrees

    • -1

      Instant comment of the night.

      • +23

        Don't blush baby.

    • Chris Gayle disagrees

      Don't blush ChippyD.

    • +3

      I needed 12 words in the description so I had to write something

  • Time to put Rebel Sport and Jim Kidd Sport out of business

  • +1

    cheap protection

    • +18

      probably want to wash it before using …. Kmart are generous with return policies.

  • +19

    Cricket Protector K-Mart $1

    Can this also be used for Cicadas?

  • same price at kippa ring (north Bris QLD) Kmart on friday - half dozen or so.

  • +4

    Can't you wear condoms instead?

    • +6

      Can't you wear condoms instead?

      This might answer your question…

      • +20

        Risky click of the day

  • +7

    I don't know about you, but I don't call mine "cricket"…

    • +2

      Exactly, you aren't protecting "Crickets"… well at least I'm not :).

      • +3

        That's nuts!!

  • +9

    Saved myself a dollar, I ain't packing nothing #2inchcrew

  • +1

    Go commando. Cheaper.

    • +3

      I think you might change your mind if you ever get hit in the nuts by a cricket ball bowled at pace.

      • This is OzBargain, not OzWimp. Go hard or go home.

  • +2
  • I wonder if these guys made a visit to K-Mart for this deal?
    http://pickle.nine.com.au/2017/02/19/13/10/kung-fu-master-pr…

  • +11

    BitDefender.

  • +9

    So this some how protects me from hearing about cricket? Bargain.

    But why does it only work for men?

  • +1

    At Narellan NSW Kmart all the cricket stuff is marked down. Cricket pants/shirts were half price $5 and all the plastic kits are $10 - $15.

  • $1 for an empty box, bargain! I hope they're up to the task, heard a new nasty stories about split plastic grabbing the skin.

    • its meant to eat the thing after a while, after feeling it for so long :)

      • cryptic

        • like in porno… the protector wants to eat it, after playing with it for some time .. comprende

  • I got all excited thinking it was to do something about my insect cricket problem at home :(

    • Get some from Sri Lanka, they seem to be beating the Aussies lately.

      • and the Proteas, Kiwis and soon the Indians

        • And then sauron

    • Same. I thought.. why would anyone want to protect those annoying loud chirping little critters?

  • +1

    Does it come with a box?

  • Simpsons wiseguy voice
    I'm not sure what this is, could you spell it out for me?
    (not that it was Raphael the exact character)

  • +3

    Add some elastic and it works great when mowing the lawn if you have allergies..

    • +1

      Most people just wear pants, but whatever works for you.

  • +1

    Does it allow room for any growth?

    • +1

      Organic growth?

      • +2

        Herpes is organic isn't it?

  • +1

    You'd be nuts not to use this.

  • +6

    Useful for when you tell the wife you bought more bargain Eneloops and micro SD cards.

    • Speaking of eneloops anyone got any cheap AA's at the moment as I am running short

      • +1

        I am running short

        It's ok mate

        one size fits all

    • tell your wife?
      Why would I do that?

      • "tell the wife"

        Shoulda gone Specsavers ; )

  • Do these have pee holes?

    • You're after the ventilated ones. This is not the box you are looking for.

  • Could have been handy for valentines day.

  • What is this?

    • Helps prevent lacerated scrota, ruptured testicles and male insterility

      • Oh haha.

  • +6

    I only opened this deal to read the comments. eats popcorn

    • I'm pretty sure there hasn't been a popcorn deal for a while.

  • The size is way too big for 1 cricket. How many crickets can fit in this?

  • Any titanium ones?

    • Yes

  • gee, those crickets have big gahoona's, never seen one wearing one tho'

  • In case you actually play cricket, It is one of things where you should not look for a discount. If you do not play cricket and are buying because you are an ozbargainer, go ahead.

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