What will be suitable position title for my role?

Sshanaz on 03/02/2017 - 08:33

I have landed this new job and the employer has asked me if I want to rename my position title. I will be working in a financial industry in AML compliance and operational risk related functions. I will be responsible for not only finding the business risk but also come up with soltions to fix them and work with relevant staleholders to implement the solution.

What do you think will be suitable position title? I want something which will look good on my linkedin profile, resume and appealing to future recruiters.

Ps: Can`t use Manager in position title.

Thank you for your assistance in advance.

Education & Work

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  • Nillionaire on 04/02/2017 - 17:37
    +2

    www.bullshitjob.com/title/

    • [Deactivated] on 07/02/2017 - 08:17

      wow that thing is great. Right away I pulled out "International [Risk] Strategist" for the OP

  • robbyjones on 04/02/2017 - 18:00
    +2

    Nothing to add but thanks for the laughs folks.

  • Stphen on 04/02/2017 - 20:37
    +4

    "Cunning Linguist" should appeal to a lot of people.

    • PJC on 04/02/2017 - 23:28
      +2

      It kinda lingers.

  • Well Wasted on 04/02/2017 - 22:46
    +2

    risky business adviser… we don't want to risk your buisness with risky buisness people… but sometimes buisness is buisness… and you may need to risk it.

  • cnrmlj on 04/02/2017 - 22:47
    +4

    Chief Handbrake

  • [Deactivated] on 04/02/2017 - 23:31
    +1

    The Transporter

  • ankor on 05/02/2017 - 01:04
    +4

    Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of Risk.

  • gstfree on 05/02/2017 - 07:15

    In a big bank,it's called compliance analyst. Don"t worry too much about job title, job grade is more important.

    btw, I am surprised this position is set at Australia. I have personal experience similar position was done in China and India.

  • SpaceNinja on 05/02/2017 - 07:38
    +6

    Financial Units Compliance & Key-areas Executive - Regional.

  • syousef on 05/02/2017 - 10:35
    +3

    Chief Risk Assessment Practitioner (CRAP)

  • belongsinforums on 05/02/2017 - 14:30
    +1

    wonder if OP expected all the trolling

  • belongsinforums on 05/02/2017 - 14:32
    +2

    President of Enterprise Necessities and Information Security

  • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2017 - 17:27

    Compliance Officer, lol

    What are you asking here? The largest lie you can get away with on your resume? You could get away with Risk and Compliance Specialist… Maybe Compliance and Risk Management Specialist.
    (Comtians management, but not in that context)

  • MelbBargainHunter on 05/02/2017 - 17:45
    +3

    Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the first of her name, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea.

  • Maxxjet on 05/02/2017 - 17:57
    -1

    Are you seriously asking the titled question ? By the way u asked the question, you are not suitable for job like this , let along for managerial position, feel for your employer

    • Kevan2 on 05/02/2017 - 18:18

      Harsh i feel for your coworkers they must have sore necks.

      • Maxxjet on 05/02/2017 - 19:52
        +1

        If he is here to provide summer day entertainment, fine&welcome. He has no idea what the job title is and … I'm really speechless how his company picked him up…. amusing….

        • Kevan2 on 06/02/2017 - 19:52

          However, he may be as the Jackie Chan movie role, "drunken kung fu fighter ' part". Playing a little less than expected but being an iceberg of attention and a trapdoor mind. Can't. Think of more metaphors to mix up or butcher.

    • Sshanaz on 07/02/2017 - 11:39

      I didnt ask you whether I will be suitable for this job or not. If you dont have something to add relevant to the question asked then bloody troller move on!

      • Euphemistic on 07/02/2017 - 11:42
        +1

        I'm surprised you think that there aren't a billion keyboard warriors out there just waiting for the opportunity to take you down when you ask such an 'interesting' question.

  • OYC on 05/02/2017 - 18:09
    +4

    Financial Assessment Process Expert

    Or

    F.A.P. Expert.

  • Kevan2 on 05/02/2017 - 18:39

    Op It seems that "AML compliance and operational risk related functions" does not clearly explain what your role means. How will your success be measured - by the number of breaches caught, [which could be a failure of training and compliance ] , balance of effical! behavior as against performance bonus payments, commission, margins. Ie KPA's against compliance. Will you be a= domestic and international financial compliance and ethical performance administrator.

    At least it will fill up your business card.

    Sschanaz
    domestic and international financial compliance and ethical performance administrator.
    The Bank for you
    Sydney

    you can always hedge your way out. After the bonus is paid.

  • adn on 05/02/2017 - 19:02

    I was going to say risk manager. but you can't use manager.
    so Chief Risk Officer

    in all seriousness, check your peers who do the same thing and use the best title that they have.

  • ddhar on 05/02/2017 - 19:53

    Fine & Jail Prevention Officer

  • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2017 - 20:13

    UnderBoss? Right hand man?

  • bjdchwr on 05/02/2017 - 21:48

    Anti-risk Officer…

  • [Deactivated] on 05/02/2017 - 22:22
    +1

    fudge packer

  • CandyMan on 05/02/2017 - 22:23

    The Big Cheese

  • syousef on 06/02/2017 - 05:55

    Secret agent

  • syousef on 06/02/2017 - 06:16

    Chief Risk, Anti-Money, Laundering

    Chief Risk - My supervisor often described my continuing employment as the biggest risk the company had ever faced.
    Anti-Money - I have made many money making ventures disappear into the Red. I am a walking liability.
    Laundering - My supervisor said he'd never seen anyone involve their employer in so many get rich schemes in his life.

  • Gershom on 06/02/2017 - 07:16

    Staleholder (sic) liaison.

  • Gershom on 06/02/2017 - 07:18

    Chief Onanist.

  • jerjergege on 06/02/2017 - 07:41

    Risk Seek & Destroyer.

  • wukachuka on 06/02/2017 - 12:41

    Karl, King of Ducks

  • wongsun on 06/02/2017 - 12:52
    +1

    Business Prevention Officer

    • [Deactivated] on 06/02/2017 - 21:01

      Senior Business Prevention Officer

  • syousef on 06/02/2017 - 14:53

    Royal Soothsayer

  • mskeggs on 06/02/2017 - 14:58

    I picture the OP reading all these and spluttering… "Don't they know whop I am!?! I am the Compliance Officer!"

  • [Deactivated] on 06/02/2017 - 21:01

    Captain Safety, and make everyone refer to you as Captain.

  • SpaceNinja on 07/02/2017 - 05:40

    Divisional Insurance, Compliance, Key-Areas Executive At The Eastern Region

  • ExtraSalt on 07/02/2017 - 07:32
    +2

    Assistant to Regional Manager or shortened to Ass. Man

    • smartazz104 on 07/02/2017 - 14:04

      I'm not the ASSMAN…

  • Godric on 07/02/2017 - 09:41

    All In

  • Sshanaz on 07/02/2017 - 11:47
    -4

    Moderator, plz close the comments.

  • imahapyboy on 07/02/2017 - 11:51
    -1

    how much is your salary?

  • srhardy on 07/02/2017 - 11:58
    +1

    Greatest Overlord Deity

    GOD for short! ~ Now you can close the comments!

  • Velathial on 07/02/2017 - 14:48

    Ted Mosby - Sex-architect.

  • Moderatorscotty on 07/02/2017 - 15:03

    OP has requested the thread to be closed as he has already received enough responses.

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