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Free Tampons / Pads / Liners - U by Kotex

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More for the lady Ozbargainers. U by Kotex have a pretty good rep in the sanitary department and I believe they come in a pack. Also a great gift to send to your mate at work. Sorry Mike.

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  • +69

    Cool, Valentine's Day sorted!

    • +11

      Logged in just to upvote.

    • +11

      You tried.

      • +2

        No, have you?

  • +44

    Bloody good deal…

  • +1

    Can confirm they arrive, still haven't used mine.

    • +3

      why havent U used?

      • +11

        Don't want to mense it up

    • +1

      What was the packaging situation like when they arrived?

      • Basically like the picture but closed. It isn't discrete, is black with a big U on it.

        • +1

          Makes sense. They probably want the advertisement.

  • +1

    GF loves free tampys - thanks op

  • +12

    I wonder how many scabs are going to try and claim on this deal even though they don't need them

    • 4503 thus far

    • Always handy to keep in car to plug a leak

  • +16

    Even if you don't use them, good to keep a couple in the bathroom just in case visitors get caught without their own.

  • +46

    Best deal ever. Period!

    • Identical joke used every time for similar posts. Lack of ingenuity gets a neg from me

  • +2

    Tampon + sticky tape = bandaid.

    • +3

      You must be very desperate to do that

  • +2

    Thanks. Great to keep one in the car in case you spill your drink in the cup holder or nose bleeds.

  • -5

    I feel weird seeing this deal!

    • +2

      Well you must feel weird everytime you browse the internet.

  • +16

    Thanks, OP, but I would implore Ozbargainers who don't actually use sanitary products to please refrain from ordering them (as super hilarious as it may be to send them to your male friends). The last thing this planet needs is more packaging waste.

    (Incidentally, Kotex actually has a recycling program for their waste products, which is a good first step.)

    • +2

      How do they recycle them?
      Send to Red Cross Blood Service?

      • -1

        Funny…

    • And there goes Diji1 off to the sin bin 😂😂.

  • -5

    Also a great gift to send to your mate at work.

    So, it's up the workers then?

    • -1

      Looks like my mate is watching

  • +2

    Refurbished?

    • +1

      that's a bit tacky

      • +5

        It would be

  • +1

    Very useful when you've got a runny nose but you must keep working at your desk.

  • -1

    +1 if you're here for the puns

  • +2

    nothing but sleazy here

    • Welcome to the club.

    • Don't be so hard on yourself

  • +2

    Thanks OP sent to Mrs Office, beats flowers. Her GF's will be jelly!

    • -1

      sic Bastard

  • -8

    Ewwwwww

  • Wicked. Now I can keep moisture out of smelly shoes or and camera equipment 👍

  • legit you can send it to any house you want to its awesome

  • +3

    Upvoting for the joke about giving to a buddy.

  • Good for nose bleeds :/

  • +1

    My partner will he seeing red if I don't get these for her

  • +4

    More for the lady Ozbargainers.

    We'll see about that.

    Challenge accepted.

  • +1

    Don't mind me, I'm soaking-up the comments.

  • +3

    It's a trap!

    Unless it's her regular brand, just don't.

    • Up vote for sound advice!

  • +1

    Just what i needed in this heat wave here in SA. Great for my nephews getting bloody noses.

  • +2

    My tightarse lady bits thank you muchly.

    • +1

      I was going to say wrong hole, but changed my mind.

      Glad you found this freebie.

  • +8

    I generally keep a couple of packs in my car in case any of my female friends need them… The last time they were needed, I was asked, "Why the hell do you carry these in your car? "
    "Because, inevitably, they're needed… Like now."

    • +1

      You have very different female friends to what I have.

      • Meh, if they're staying over a few nights or you're travelling together, it's handy to have some in your glovebox- sure I've been asked why I have them a couple of times, but not once have I been told that it's too weird any they're not going to use them.

        • Most of my female friends would rather put a cork up their than discuss when they are having their period. I'm an old married man now but that was always the case. (There are exceptions). But not once has one of my friends needed Tampons and been totally out. It's a bit like toilet paper. You can never have enough and you don't want to run out because it's embarassing.

        • @syousef: I've had them in my car for the last probably 12-15 years, and while they only get used maybe twice a year, there's never been any real embarrassment.

        • @Adz81:

          If you're getting use twice a year good on you for providing a valuable service. (Sincere, in case it's not clear from an online post).

        • @syousef: I'll take it as that, rather than taking it as needing to tell my friends to be more organised :D

        • +1

          @Adz81:

          If a person isn't organized I know from bitter experience telling them to get their shit together rarely works.

    • I've started carrying small packets of tissues in my handbag, because you can't trust public loos to have toilet paper either.

  • +1

    Order this for your line manager under his or her office address

  • +3

    Another birthday present for jv's in-law.

  • -1

    Got it before and there're only 2 pads not the whole pack…

  • Toilet Paper Substitute?

  • +9

    I know a few local homeless charities that would really appreciate free tampons for homeless women they reach out to.

    • +1

      Too bad these companies don't give a shit unless they stand to get a return on investment.

  • does it wipe sweat from the forehead during heatwaves?

  • Thanks for the post (and hilarious comments). Ordered some for my GF (after consultation!)
    BTW: terms and conditions state this offer ends on 6/1/17 at 11:59pm AEDST

  • +10

    Are you sure the tampons are really free? No strings attached?

    • You can always send them back for a redfund if they disappoint.

    • +1

      That was a bloody good joke.

  • I've heard these come in an edible form and look like a Dagwood Dog

  • +1

    Anyone suggest a good pad to use for a 2001 Holden Commodore VX oil change?

  • use them as coffee filters?

  • Has anyone actually received these? Or have they all gone to the people planning on using them to plug their nose?

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