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Ozstock.com.au - Orgasmo Clock $5.98 (Pick up NSW) + or $5.98 p/h Aus Wide.

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Ozstock.com.au - Orgasmo Clock $5.98 (Pick up NSW) + or $5.98 p/h Aus Wide.
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dman801 on 12/06/2010 - 18:59 ozstock.com.au (3086 clicks)
Last edited 13/06/2010 - 00:06 by 2 other users

Wake up to an orgasm every morning! How is that even possible? Well, try it!

Features:

  • Cool and awesome clock to wake you up to an orgasm everyday
  • Just set the alarm and you will be gently coaxed from your slumber with the soothing sounds of a woman getting her rocks off
  • Orgasm sounds when alarm rings
  • This is an adult novelty
  • It sounds better than the irritating alarm from most clocks
  • Fun gift for men

Specifications:

  • Operated by 3 x AA batteries (not included)

Package Includes:

  • 1 x Orgasmo Clock

Warranty:

  • 3 months

Availability:

  • In stock, immediate dispatch or pickup!

MOD: We've left the deal published as it doesn't really break the "rules" per say. If there is an issue, please use the talk to moderators section and discuss it. As with most of ozbargains rules, the rules develop from the communities opinions. If you comment, please dont use use vulgar/offensive language (as with any post!). Thanks Davo.

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  • Cripto on 12/06/2010 - 19:06
    +1

    Are you sure this will make you wake up? ;)

    • dman801 on 12/06/2010 - 20:25
      +2

      Well there's a limit of 10! So for the lonely men out there, this is an excellent opportunity to capitalise on some affordable simulated companionship.

  • retiredfeline on 12/06/2010 - 19:12
    +1

    What will they think of next, a projection orgasmo clock? lol!

  • Strange on 12/06/2010 - 19:20
    +13

    This will definitely get me up in the morning.

    • shandawgg on 12/06/2010 - 21:03
      +3

      emphasis on UP.

      • bentan77 on 17/06/2010 - 03:01

        giggity giggity goo

  • siuol on 12/06/2010 - 19:23

    Sample alarm sound from this clock:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEdbXchkFA

  • bamzero on 12/06/2010 - 19:39
    +4

    Hehe, nice photoshop job OzStock. This clock must be bigger than my head..

    http://www.ozstock.com.au/images/200906/609_3.jpg

  • samfisher5986 on 12/06/2010 - 19:45
    +5

    I would buy this, but I would be afraid the neighbors would hear it :P

    • arcticmonkey on 13/06/2010 - 12:37
      +3

      If you're single and your neighbours are hot, that could be considered a good thing!!

  • Chux on 12/06/2010 - 19:55

    I think the mods may delete this… I don't think they like adult products on here…

  • anthony on 12/06/2010 - 19:56
    +2

    Waking up to your girlfriend and room mate in the morning sounds much the same!

    • BargainMe on 13/06/2010 - 00:11
      +3

      Hearing your girlfriend and room mate together would be much worse!

    • dman801 on 12/06/2010 - 20:20
      +20

      That is surely a matter of interpretation. To give light to the intentions of the writer it should be read in conjunction with its title, '18+ Only Sites'. Ozstock is a reputable Australian online retailer that already maintains a regular presence on Ozbargain.com.au. Therefore, I fail to recognise a posting guideline that prohibits this entry.

    • Cripto on 12/06/2010 - 20:51

      Rules aren't too strict on the 18+ thing, OzStock is a decent site like many others, even then.. something like this doesn't impact anyone that much anyway. It's feasible.

      • portmac on 12/06/2010 - 21:22

        Ooops accidentally gave Johnnodes comment a "+" when I was reaching for the "-" …. please let the record show I am pro the inclusion of orgasm clocks on ozBargain! Would hate to be labeled a prude!

  • SmokeandMirrors on 12/06/2010 - 20:56

    Something different for a change. If I didn't use my mobile as an alarm, I would get this. Just thought of something - if you do use your mobile as alarm clock, you could change the tone to something similar :) off to get mp3 brb soon…or not ;)

    • Roja on 13/06/2010 - 15:57
      +3

      You could always make a homemade recording..

      • retiredfeline on 13/06/2010 - 17:04

        Yeah, but the sound of the same old same old might just put you back to sleep. :)

  • STRAPIFY Watch Strap on 12/06/2010 - 21:32

    " siuol 2 hours 8 min ago ΒΆ

    Sample alarm sound from this clock:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOEdbXchkFA"

    if thats an orgasm then… you's are rating yourself too well :P

    • compound on 13/06/2010 - 01:00
      +1

      God, that orgasm sounds horrible.

  • Maltopia on 13/06/2010 - 00:22
    +8

    Hitting the snooze button = ability to give multiple orgasms lol

  • mikkim4eva on 13/06/2010 - 00:47
    +15

    I haz the fear of gettin sick of the osgasmic alarm sound n hence do not get excited later when facing the real thing… instead it will be like oh god its time to hit the snooze button and smack the noise source @@

  • Toad_Brigade on 13/06/2010 - 01:32
    +8

    Pity the clock doesn't give the sleeper orgasms instead.. That'd be far more effective & entertaining.

  • venu on 13/06/2010 - 02:13
    -3

    $6 to hear an orgasm in the morning?? get a girlfriend ppl.

    • [Deactivated] on 13/06/2010 - 12:17
      +13

      Then you'd be spending alot more than just $6.

  • freddy on 13/06/2010 - 03:16
    +32

    Unfortunately this product is of no use for men.
    After hearing the orgasm alarm, men just roll over and go back to sleep.

    • da1andonly on 13/06/2010 - 10:33
      +1

      yeah your right, we need a man orgasm instead.

  • innov on 13/06/2010 - 10:45

    Judging by the amount of interest, I'd imagine there will be more adult themed products coming soon lol

    • retiredfeline on 13/06/2010 - 11:27

      Yeah, there'll be lots of snide comments on the post but will anybody actually buy? :)

      • venismecha on 13/06/2010 - 11:59

        I'd actually be down for "sexy" daily deals, but an alarm clock? No.

        Maybe something more… um… "useful" (and then hey, apparently it wouldn't belong on OzBargain)

  • delantro on 13/06/2010 - 18:28

    Sounds more like an intense workout at my gym lol

  • insanityrules on 13/06/2010 - 22:42
    +1

    lmao!!! the comments alone were worth reading this topic for.

  • sysplex on 14/06/2010 - 11:40

    Is there a "I've got a headache" button on this thing?

  • covert on 14/06/2010 - 12:54
    +3

    A few days each month does this alarm clock not work as expected ?

    • T Man on 14/06/2010 - 23:06
      +2

      still works, but it makes a terrible mess when you turn it off, it also gets really angry at you for no reason

  • syme321 on 14/06/2010 - 17:19

    lol … this thread is hilarious

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