What do you name your Wi-Fi?

LBuyme on 23/09/2016 - 20:32

In the same theme as "what do you name your computer", I'm equally interested in what you name your wifi network.

ok… Go!

Computing

Comments

  • CodeXD on 23/09/2016 - 20:33
    +20

    Winternet is coming

    • Buyme on 23/09/2016 - 20:35
      +1

      Damn… You're quick!! That was posted like 4-5 seconds before you commented! In awe!

      • CandyMan on 24/09/2016 - 10:57
        +6

        What do you name your wifi op

        • AFA on 27/09/2016 - 10:09
          +2

          my initials are OP so, my ssid is

          Two Girls One Router

  • 0031nek on 23/09/2016 - 20:33

    oh man! can't believe that i'm here contributing..i am really NBTD.. ok here you go. "No Free Wifi"

  • Buyme on 23/09/2016 - 20:33
    +24

    In good spirit, I'll go first. I have three at home.

    Sherif
    Vicpol surveillance van 1
    Vicpol surveillance van 2

    • scrimshaw on 23/09/2016 - 21:23
      +38

      We Hear You Having Sex
      HideYourKidsHideYourSSID
      Get off my LAN
      ISIS-Outpost
      TellMyWifiLoveHer

      if you live near a hotel or a shop that provides free wifi to it's guests:
      [HotelName] Free Guest Wifi
      Telstra Air Free Wifi

      • Kangal on 24/09/2016 - 06:48
        +47

        I've seen these suggestions before, and they're still awesome.

        I used to have dirty wifi names, such as "PornHub Router 004" until I had some co-workers over one day and they asked to connect : \

        So I later changed it to "searching…"
        and now when people come over, they complain they can't find my router ; )

        • stonkered on 24/09/2016 - 08:36
          +7

          Haha, I like searching…

      • easternculture on 24/09/2016 - 16:01
        +1

        Callme(my number)forhotsex

        • Savas on 26/09/2016 - 13:41

          that's a good one

        • Tejas57 on 26/09/2016 - 22:17

          i have 2 - Squirrel (from the dogs from Up - my wife loves that movie) and

          YellPenisForPassword.

      • OBone on 24/09/2016 - 21:45
        +3

        Similar to scrimshaw and being a dyslexic clint eastwood fan ….
        Get off my WLAN!

        • Sick of This on 27/09/2016 - 07:07

          Holy crap, I thought I was the only one in the universe who came up with that little piece of genius. I guess I'm not so original after all. I'll have to think of something new.

    • spackbace on 23/09/2016 - 21:49
      +1

      Yeah I've got AFP Surveillance Van

    • downhillmtbr on 25/09/2016 - 17:43
      +1

      I've got ASIO_VAN005 and ASIO_VAN002

    • Shwayne on 26/09/2016 - 21:32

      Any particular reason you use 3?

      If they have the same configuration you can use the same name on multiple access points and devices are smart enough to use the best one at any given time.

    • deal seeking missile on 27/09/2016 - 01:45

      CIA DATA Core No 42

  • retiredfeline on 23/09/2016 - 20:38
    +17

    More fun are the ones I've seen in passing, like "Mum use this one".

  • [Deactivated] on 23/09/2016 - 20:39

    usually hacked, change password

  • Looking4Bargians on 23/09/2016 - 20:50
    +1

    HackMeIfYouCan

    ChallangeAccepted

    • bdl on 23/09/2016 - 21:53
      +5

      Challenge! :)

      • Looking4Bargians on 26/09/2016 - 16:21

        Too Fast to Accept the Challenge.

      • Sick of This on 27/09/2016 - 07:09

        Not if you say it in a french accent. ChallANGE Acceptued, monsiur!

  • dlf73 on 23/09/2016 - 20:58

    Would you wifi with that?
    Thatsoundismyparentshavingsex!
    Password is taco
    P in password is silent
    Worlds largest collection of…….

  • phx175 on 23/09/2016 - 21:08
    +3

    Loading…

  • Emilia on 23/09/2016 - 21:31
    +3

    My brother named ours Japanese Teriyaki Chicken.

  • kerfuffle on 23/09/2016 - 21:40
    +4

    Just my surname; very boring.

    • StrayfireX on 26/09/2016 - 20:13

      Mine's StrayFi

      Ya know, like my screen name :)

      Incidentally I never seem to find the signal.

  • bdl on 23/09/2016 - 21:52
    +35

    aviato

  • dlf73 on 23/09/2016 - 22:02

    Sorry to add again, I forgot one.
    ILovedBrynneOnStudio10#SayNoToDrugsKids

  • nocure on 23/09/2016 - 22:04
    +37

    Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi

    • gimli on 24/09/2016 - 11:10
      +2

      Hey you just live nearby

    • Bullion78 on 24/09/2016 - 16:25
      +1

      That network comes up in my building..pretty common though I'd imagine

      • save my dollarydoos on 25/09/2016 - 11:44

        And in my building!

        • gimli on 25/09/2016 - 13:48
          +4

          maybe we are all neighbours without realising.

        • save my dollarydoos on 25/09/2016 - 15:15
          +8

          @Gimli:

          You aint that short guy with the massive beard and axe are you?

    • lippy on 25/09/2016 - 22:50

      You live near me too! M..q….e P..k?

      • Looking4Bargians on 26/09/2016 - 16:22

        Just say. SE Asian Uni ?

      • PriceSensitive on 26/09/2016 - 18:32
        +3

        I've decided your puzzle! Macquarie Park isn't it?

        • lippy on 26/09/2016 - 21:41
          +1

          Yup, very good lol

    • Davesday on 28/09/2016 - 19:59

      That name comes out in my apartment complex too!

  • yolohobo on 23/09/2016 - 22:04
    +24

    WI believe I can FI

  • mskeggs on 23/09/2016 - 22:06
    +1

    Connecting…

  • Donaldhump on 23/09/2016 - 22:09
    +12

    3 in my complex

    bigballs
    biggerballs
    biggestballs

    • scrimshaw on 24/09/2016 - 08:25

      UncleSnakesBalls

    • barbarella on 28/09/2016 - 10:45

      too funny :D

    • Donaldhump on 28/09/2016 - 12:03

      no one has ever met either

  • Findo on 23/09/2016 - 22:15

    Depending on the access point one is connected to, WAP-01 all the way to WAP-03. For guests, they connect to Guest-01.

    • Buyme on 24/09/2016 - 06:25

      Do your guests have restrictions?

      • Findo on 24/09/2016 - 12:26
        +1

        Yep, they can't access the printers or file server or any network settings. No browsing restrictions though, if they're brave enough to watch porn whilst visiting that's their problem

    • fruit on 24/09/2016 - 15:07
      +5

      Why not just use the same name so clients can roam between them?

      • Findo on 25/09/2016 - 13:06

        I read somewhere that it could cause problems with packet loss. Is that really the case? At any rate, my devices just connect to the strongest signal available.

  • Sergeant Salami on 23/09/2016 - 22:16
    +6

    Mine is Terrorist_Network

  • tight-ass on 23/09/2016 - 22:36
    +1

    Neighbours is 'virus detected'

    • ezarc on 24/09/2016 - 03:09
      +2

      Thats mine too, I thought I was being original.

      • EthanLitchfield96 on 25/09/2016 - 14:41
        +7

        Either that, you two live next to each other.

  • nomoneynoproblems on 23/09/2016 - 22:40
    +1

    Password123

  • outlander on 23/09/2016 - 22:53
    +12

    Your A$$hole

    Because when you look at network settings, it says "Currently connected to - Your A$$hole"

  • enzioFirenze on 23/09/2016 - 22:56

    GTFO
    ArcReactor

    • allegiance86 on 25/09/2016 - 22:53

      One too many N's in your name mate ;)

  • jingy on 24/09/2016 - 00:17
    +15

    McDonald's Free WiFi

    • Kangal on 24/09/2016 - 18:12
      +4

      I wonder what people's reaction would be to "Google Street Car 034".

      I wonder if it would make people peep out from their windows, or get out on the street hoping to get into the photo shot !!

    • YellowDieselGolf on 27/09/2016 - 21:52

      I'm about 600 metres from a maccas and I can still see their network. Pretty amazing.

  • LionelDroppout on 24/09/2016 - 00:25
    +1

    FawltyLine

  • brokenglish on 24/09/2016 - 00:40
    +6

    House Targaryen for 2.4 GHz
    House Stark for 5 GHz

  • WaveZero on 24/09/2016 - 01:17

    One Does Not Simply Use My WiFi
    Telsa > Edison

  • Rukiata on 24/09/2016 - 02:06
    +5

    I saw one as Nigga get your own wifi

  • ezarc on 24/09/2016 - 03:08
    +3

    I use my phone as a mobile hotspot. its called Virus Detected

    Every time it connects to my car stereo it displays the name on the head unit as well.

    One I've seen images of posted online is "Tell my WiFi love her"

    • barbarella on 30/09/2016 - 13:57

      Displayed on my car dashboard my phone is "Get in! Sit down! Shut up! and Hang on!"

  • tomleonhart on 24/09/2016 - 06:30
    -6

    iVoteLiberal

    • fruit on 24/09/2016 - 15:06
      +19

      Is downvoting you really appropriate?

    • [Deactivated] on 27/09/2016 - 23:05
      -1

      make america great again!

  • Pandamony on 24/09/2016 - 07:22

    Virus

  • kima on 24/09/2016 - 07:30
    +2

    surveillance.

    my neighbor is an ice dealer and became totally paranoid, and surprisingly it worked.

    • Spooked on 24/09/2016 - 10:01

      What happened? :)

      • kima on 24/09/2016 - 10:03
        +4

        the junkies stopped coming around

        • Spooked on 24/09/2016 - 12:06
          +1

          Awesome :D

  • Tazzy85 on 24/09/2016 - 07:45
    +1

    Asio surveillance van

  • cobbadan on 24/09/2016 - 08:20

    (profanity)

  • stonkered on 24/09/2016 - 08:39
    +3

    What about Skynet?

    Lol, sad to say I used that for many years thinking how awesome I was!

    • Euphemistic on 27/09/2016 - 16:24
      +2

      I'm still running Skynet. I don't like change.

  • 17731773 on 24/09/2016 - 08:53
    +1

    Pretty fly for a wifi.

    • jonathonsunshine on 24/09/2016 - 10:31

      You live in Indooroopilly? My neighbours had that.

      • Godric on 24/09/2016 - 11:15
        +6

        Ssids aren't unqiue..

      • 17731773 on 24/09/2016 - 13:00

        Nope, melbourne.

    • roshanrbb on 24/09/2016 - 19:55

      Have that in my neighborhood

    • syousef on 25/09/2016 - 00:23

      Seems like a common one. I've seen it too.

  • Iceworkz on 24/09/2016 - 09:05

    Skynet or Spynet

  • Viderzo on 24/09/2016 - 09:19
    +4

    This isnt thewifi URLooking4

  • crayner on 24/09/2016 - 09:25
    +4

    In range at home I can see "no more free wifi c**ts", it's only secured with WPA(1) so I'll fire up aircrack one day when I can be bothered.

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