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Women's Portable Urinal $7 + $4.95 Shipping (Price Decreases & Cash Back Increases with Every Sale) @ Deal Reducer

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Purchase limit: 5

What do you do when the toilets are disgusting, or there are none? This Women’s Portable Urinal is perfect and can be used anytime, anywhere. Great for events, camping, fishing and outdoors.

Every time one is bought the Deal Reducers by increasing the cash back rewards for everyone that bought one until the deal ends.

Limited number of 300 so if they all sell everyone who bought one will receive $3.00 cash back rewards to spend on there next purchase @ DealReducer.com.au

This means that you will end up getting it for $4 instead of over $50.00 compared to the same product at Fishpond

Go on REDUCE this DEAL even further from $7

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  • +8

    Gonzo called and said he'd like his nose back thanks.

  • +8

    What a Pisser!!!

  • +2

    Go on REDUCE this DEAL even further from $7

    How about this?

    http://m.ebay.com.au/itm/Female-Women-Urinal-Campingavel-Uri…

    • -5

      Yeah but have you seen there delivery estimate- Delivery:
      Estimated between Mon. 11 Jul. and Fri. 22 Jul.
      Ours are sent in Australia by Australia Post as soon as the deal ends!

      • +29

        Yeah not everyone can hold on that long.

      • +2

        So the deal suggested is piss poor?

        • AND piss-weak.

          Despite claims, it FAILS TO STAND UP.

          When it comes to the price, the competition are pissing it in.

          The OP is 'pissing in the wind' (evidently without their device), unfortunately.

          On the upside, I'm pissing myself laughing :)))

          LOLOL, seriously though OP, not a bad post at all; it takes a brave one to post a deal like this on OzB!!! Respect!

      • +3

        thats a long time to hold your pee!

        • -2

          LOL….Not if it's from Deal Reducer! You'll get it quick smart : )

      • +1
        • -1

          Not bad…but it is an auction with 4 days still to go, and estimated delivery is still much longer…lol

        • +1

          Well done again.

        • +1

          @dealreducer: What price do you normally charge for this item?

    • +1

      Well done.

  • +5

    Gee-WIZZ… I'm thinking the comments will get pretty crude/funny for this one (cooking up some pop-corn in anticipation).

    It says it's good '… for events'?!?

    What sort of events are we talking about here? Weddings? Parties? The footy? lolol

  • These always get a laugh but they come in real handy when you gotta go…lol

  • +5

    This deal is number 1

    • You win in my books

  • +4

    actually, just recently I was thinking of how lucky I am to be a guy. In the car you can easily piss in a bottle any time you want while still driving. But as a women you need to find the nearest servo and pull up.

    • +4

      Thanks for some understanding : )

    • +3

      Pretty hard to piss into standard bottles where standard openings are too small. And, if you really can fit, the bottle has to angle below the car seat so as not to splash it all over the seat. Not sure how this can be done and being lucky as a guy.

      • +1

        I think it helps if you are a really really lucky guy.

    • 'In the car you can easily piss in a bottle any time you want while still driving.'

      If that is not already illegal, it defo' should be!!!

      And Kiam makes some salient points. Unless maybe you have saved a few of the old 'pint-of-milk' bottles that were phased out in the early 1980s, for pissing in on long car trips?!? But then, if that is indeed your caper, I recall these did not have 'permanent' lids. So how do you 'seal the amber-deal' in before you get to an appropriate 'dispatch' point? Or have you also developed a cunning maneuver for 'unloading the bottle on the move'…?!?

      No offense G, but the more I think about the logistics of your post the more I hope I am never driving in the near vicinity of you when you are on a long car trip!!!

      ;P

      • Surely a Gatorade bottle or current type Milk bottle could manage your humble girth.

        • +1

          Ma-a-a-a-te… I'm not braggin', but the only way I could achieve such a feat 'on the go' is with a LARGE JAR.

        • @GnarlyKnuckles: I did hear a story once about a soldier in an ATV that had to have a Coke bottle surgically removed. So I'll admit there are hazards.

          But agree on the go is a no no.

          The glass jar combined with an unexpected rabbit on the go could make for an even more interesting story.

        • @tonka:

          '… a story once about a soldier in an ATV that had to have a Coke bottle surgically removed.'

          I assume that the soldier's story was that he was attempting to divest himself of a 'number 2' TK … I also assume that in fact, his story was BS, and said Coke bottle got there another way entirely. I have worked in emergency departments at various hospitals over the years, and situations like this are not entirely uncommon. It's amazing how many peeps 'slip in the shower and land on something they were washing' etc. etc.

        • @GnarlyKnuckles: Na I got the story from someone fairly reliable, it was a 'number 1' issue that occurred in the ATV on exercise. He apparently had that ole problem where it wasn't quite the same size coming out as it was going in.
          I guess he thought Mr Wriggly would stay nicely compliant after he decided to jam it through a 1 inch opening.
          I've always found the 'number 2' emergency stories hilarious.

    • It's not easy when you're not used to it… but practice makes perfect

      • lol, filming of X-Men: Apocalypse took 4 months, if she wore the Mystique suit for say only half that time you're suggesting that using the funnel over two months say 3-5 times every day isn't enough practice?

        Nothing wrong with trying to paint your own product in a good light but practice wasn't the issue here.

  • So this device allow ladies easier to pee standing up like guys?

  • +5

    i wish store reps would stop taking the piss with these awful deals

  • +1

    I love ozbargin 😀

  • here for the comments, both missus and myself are losing it…

  • As I'm not a chick, I can't really understand the concept of this.. If I ever met a chick carrying one of these things around in her handbag..I'd probably avoid like the plague..

    • There's a name for people who don't like things they don't understand.

      • Yeah the name is damnable. Obviously because a chick who ends up using something like this is most likely going to end up smelling of pee.

      • +1

        Trevor?

    • I can honestly think of worse things.
      Country Roads in the pitch black, it's sure character building having to go bum down at the side of road.

  • +1

    I know a few guys at my work who could stand to use one of these…

  • +2

    Shake it once, that's fine Shake it twice, that's okay Shake it three times, you're funnelling with yourself again

  • W T F

  • +1

    As a party trick I reckon it could be played like a French horn…
    Here we go 😉

  • +5

    And what's with the 5 limit purchase? Does someone really need 5 of these or are you anticipating people buying them as Christmas pressies? I'm sure Aunt Flo would love one of these…

    • +2

      Can I say that your Aunty would have a very appropriate name.

      • Perhaps it's because they think it might get popular after a youtube vid of two chicks and a women's portable urinal goes viral, or even worse, communities that are into a particular type of shower.

  • Handy in the kitchen too

  • Hahahaha…. I am enjoying reading comments here… Nice thoughts guys. So many Einstein here….

  • +3

    Kris Kringle sorted. Thank OP!

  • +1

    Great present for some female friends I know.

  • +7

    Negging because the Store Rep OP, who joined tonight to sell us this item from his eponymous website, provides no evidence it is a bargain while other members give copious proof it is not one. A Store Rep who does not take OzBargain seriously must learn posting a spurious "bargain" here is futile.

    • +1

      A store rep is no-one

  • +1

    Purchase limit: 5

    With this price who will buy it? setting a limit is kind of useless

    • Someone with 5 wives living in the bush.

  • +1

    Which way does it go?

  • Valentines day present sorted.

    • Mothers day?

  • This deal would have been perfect in the lead up to Mother's Day.

  • Can we get a portable shitter deal going?

  • +3

    Is this a troll? The price, username and the fact he dared Ozbargainers to find a better price.

    • Check the website main page ribze. This deal combined with the silicon bra and the $12 pineapple corer and you've got yourself the makings of a home movie right there.

  • im a women and i stand up to pee so don't really see the need, also why anyone would want to carry a piss covered object around in their bag? maybe this is more suitable for disabled people?

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