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144 Marquis Condoms $10 at Condom Kingdom Surfers Paradise QLD

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144 Marquis Condoms $10 at Condom Kingdom Surfers Paradise QLD
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PVA on 12/06/2016 - 17:07 files.ozbargain.com.au (1463 clicks)
Last edited 12/06/2016 - 17:35 by 1 other user

Went into Surfers for breakfast today and walked past Condom Kingdom.
Right out the front they had cartons and cartons of condoms.
Marquis brand (New Zealand company according to what I can read in the photo)

There were boxes of Flavoured (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry), Ultra Thin, and Studded styles..
Each box has 12 packs of 12 in them. Just enough for a weekend and only 7cents a shot.

Use by date is 10th month 2017.

I guess you need to go in store, not online.

Address: 3222 Surfers Paradise Blvd, Surfers Paradise QLD 4217
Phone:(07) 5538 8521

I like their sign… Winter Is Coming, Hopefully You Will Be Too.

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  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 17:09
    +9

    Gross

    • supnigs super skids on 12/06/2016 - 17:13
      +7

      Which flavour?

    • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 21:34
      +1

      Lol. 4 people so far with either limited vocab or no sense of humour.

      • PVA on 12/06/2016 - 21:37
        +3

        I plus voted, thought it was clever.
        I guess a lot of people don't realise a dozen dozen is a gross?

        • Scrooge McDuck on 13/06/2016 - 10:30
          +1

          I guess a lot of people don't realise a dozen dozen is a gross?

          Thanks Mr Exposition!

          ¬_¬

        • PVA on 13/06/2016 - 10:39

          @Scrooge McDuck:

          yeah, I know, but people were downvoting their comment so I guess sometimes ya gotta explain it.

        • Scrooge McDuck on 13/06/2016 - 10:42
          +3

          @PVA:

          Some people here are idiots.

          Perhaps new users should be required to pass an English proficiency exam before downvoting privileges are instated.

  • ilikeit on 12/06/2016 - 17:12
    +4

    Schoolies is early this year.

  • Savas on 12/06/2016 - 17:13
    +9

    But OzBargainer's masturbate - it's cheaper and safer

    • pauper on 12/06/2016 - 17:24
      +4

      Apparently, healthy too.

    • Scrooge McDuck on 13/06/2016 - 10:33
      +2

      But OzBargainer's masturbate - it's cheaper and safer

      These are for posh OzBargainers and special occasions.

      • whodidthat on 13/06/2016 - 12:51

        Like coming of age

  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 17:13
    +1

    In for the franger puns

    • rifter on 12/06/2016 - 19:29
      +1

      In for the NZ puns

  • bleugh on 12/06/2016 - 17:13
    +7

    12 times a month for 12 months….married people, move on, 143 of these will expire before you get chance to use 'em

    • OzzyMozzy on 12/06/2016 - 17:18
      +3

      12 times per month for married people is a pretty good strike rate imo…

    • dyziplen on 12/06/2016 - 17:24
      +2

      But I am assuming that it will be married ozbargainers, and you can't let things go to waste……

      • pauper on 12/06/2016 - 17:26
        +2

        You are a very optimistic person.

      • yojabbajabba on 12/06/2016 - 17:58
        +3

        Gotta use them inside out, which allows for double usage!

        • songford on 12/06/2016 - 18:35
          +1

          Yuck

  • 9674784 on 12/06/2016 - 17:28
    +18

    Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

    To be sure, to be sure.

  • whodidthat on 12/06/2016 - 17:28

    There'll be few people coming for the weekend.

  • jackau on 12/06/2016 - 17:32

    don't think a box of these be much use once you got kids … 'the joyful horror' would bug you for 3 years before 'IT' will leave you alone and let you get back to business in the bed room

  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 17:40

    》implying cheapskate ozbargainers get any

  • chaseme on 12/06/2016 - 17:40
    +13

    There were boxes of Flavoured (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry)

    Neapolitan just got interesting

  • Javin on 12/06/2016 - 17:42

    Tried a variety of brands…never heard of this brand are they similar to Ansell regular ones.Anyway good bang for the buck spent

    • PVA on 12/06/2016 - 17:59

      it says 56mm, thats standard ansell size I thought .

      • 8azinga on 12/06/2016 - 18:05
        +1

        Ansell standard is 54mm pretty sure. Durex is mostly 56mm.

      • chyawala on 12/06/2016 - 18:10

        And lets not get started on length.

        • Fiximol on 12/06/2016 - 18:23

          Jokes aside, just make sure it has passed the relevant ISO standards (at the very least) - ISO 4074 for natural latex condoms.

          A quick google search indicates that this brand is subsidised under recommendation by PHARMAC in New Zealand so it is probably good.

        • PVA on 12/06/2016 - 18:40

          @Fiximol:
          looking at my photo, the box says iso 4074 2002

        • chyawala on 12/06/2016 - 20:12
          +1

          @PVA: looking at my four boxes and they are all ISO standard. All set for the next few months.

        • Scrooge McDuck on 13/06/2016 - 10:37

          @chyawala:

          Could you review the product?

          What's in the Shot Pack?

        • PVA on 13/06/2016 - 22:02
          +1

          @Scrooge McDuck:
          looking at the original photo, it says Shot Pack - one condom and one lube sachet.

  • Iqs on 12/06/2016 - 18:30
    +1

    It should be subsidised by the government, or make them available for free just like in Africa.

    • nexus4 on 12/06/2016 - 20:55
      +3

      I agree. The government should have to pay for ALL my discretionary purchases.

    • whodidthat on 12/06/2016 - 21:34
      +2

      Would the condition be that it was all in the missionary position?

  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 20:36
    +2

    Sheepish joke about Aussies refining the Condom by taking the intestines out of the sheep first!

  • Dealwhore on 12/06/2016 - 20:51
    +2

    awesome for single guy like me who will probably not get laid again,will keep the sheets from going crispy so quick

  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 21:07

    Chivalry (Surfers style) suggests condoms should be worn when groping drunk slappers trying to sleep in the gutters near Cavill.

  • supatight on 12/06/2016 - 21:52
    +1

    give me 144 years and i still be lucky 2 use 1!.

  • [Deactivated] on 12/06/2016 - 22:03
    -5

    Q: How do you reuse a condom?
    ………………..
    ……………….
    ………………
    ……………..
    …………….
    ……………
    …………..
    ………….
    …………
    ………..
    ……….
    ………
    ……..
    …….
    ……
    …..
    ….
    …
    ..
    .

    :)

    A: You turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it.

    • whodidthat on 12/06/2016 - 22:14

      Then it gets to come back again

  • ca6leguy on 13/06/2016 - 07:46

    Why is it studded?

    • King Steuart on 13/06/2016 - 09:48

      I dunno, why?

    • PVA on 13/06/2016 - 09:50
      +1

      Different strokes for different folks I guess.

  • rjstev on 13/06/2016 - 12:49

    That would be if ewe like a stud ram.

  • [Deactivated] on 13/06/2016 - 23:25

    Use by date is 10th month 2017.

    So……October 2017?

    • PVA on 14/06/2016 - 08:40

      No, the 10th Month.
      :)

      • llama on 14/06/2016 - 18:55

        In terms of determining when you can using these, all timeframes are referenced in months.

        For example, in a one-on-one situation there are (generally) only 3 weeks to a calendar month.

      • bleugh on 18/06/2016 - 11:13

        Babies take 9 months…..so by the 10th month you'll really know if they worked or not

  • PVA on 18/06/2016 - 21:38

    Drove through surfers today, plenty of boxes still left.

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