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Why import a shipping container of rice when you can import a JETPACK?
Unlike those hoverboards, this jetpack is guaranteed to hover off the ground. It's made from the same quality Chinese workmanship and won't just burn down your house…. it'll take out the whole neighborhood instead!
This is what JV had to say about the Martin Jetpack
Warning: Keep hands away from vents. It's as hot as a Sandisk Ultra Fit and your hands will melt.
Highlights
As the pioneer in practical jetpack industry, Martin Jetpack has revolutionized the emergency rescue, aerospace, entertainment as well as transportation industry.
As a multifunctional aircraft, it has refrained from the insurmountable predicament suffered by helicopters with economical solutions.
In an attempt to improve the probability of survival in emergency, Martin jetpack has contributed emergency service institutions an entire set of unprecedented operational capabilities.
Dedicated to safety guarantee: Equipped with security system of complicated composite structure, Martin Jetpack ensures the pilot`s safety with its ejection chute which promptly folds when the aircraft descends to a few meters off the ground so as to land safely, which further testifies to its epithet as one of the safest aircraft worldwide.
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Shh it's still April Fools in some places of the world. Store rep posting limit wouldn't let me do it yesterday :(