Remember That $6 Dollar Keyboard That MS Gave 40 Bucks Cashback on?

Diji1 on 11/02/2016 - 09:39

Well I just beat the everlovin s**** out of one against my executive style office chair's armrest.

This may sound extreme but the keyboard had just turned on a bunch of tools for the handicapped and wasn't allowing me to do anything except click mouses and press keys hopefully as I tried to figure out how in the name of Hades my computer now has the login screen with a huge handicapped magnified area on it and no way to do anything at all.

That actually would have been OK if it wasn't for the gorram continous, earsplitting beeping that happened when I pressed any button at all.

And at the precise moment I realised that the beeping noise happened when I didn't press any buttons at all (I never knew the handicapped liked beeping so much! NOT ANNOYING AT ALL THOUGH, REALLY) I snapped and destroyed the keyboard that was so bad MS paid me to use it (er … via cashback).

Thanks for the memories Microsoft and Ozbargain! No I know to never spend -$34 on a keyboard again ;) No such thing as a free lunch - even when you're getting paid.

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  • sparkles on 11/02/2016 - 09:49
    +21

    Maybe check out Udemy for a course on anger management.

    • the-mal on 11/02/2016 - 09:53
      +14

      At least give him the link to the course so he doesn't have to type on his keyboard to try to find it!! Do you want another hole in his wall?

      • ProjectZero on 11/02/2016 - 10:22
        +3

        Do you want another hole in his wall?

        As long as it isn't in my wall, yes…

        • QuickToThePointless on 11/02/2016 - 11:44
          +2

          If the hole in his wall is in the restroom, best to leave it alone

      • [Deactivated] on 12/02/2016 - 13:25

        Keyboard is broken. He can use on-screen+mouse though

  • tumsum on 11/02/2016 - 09:58
    +2

    sounds like the following keys were pressed: windows + u
    this opens the accessibility options.

  • Nutrino on 11/02/2016 - 09:58
    +2

    Cool story bro.

    • hilariouspowerr on 11/02/2016 - 11:09

      The first few comments are just as hilarious though

  • JDM4LIFE on 11/02/2016 - 10:22

    Now use onscreen keyboard like a true ozbargainer!

  • PJC on 11/02/2016 - 10:47

    Which reminds me … https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/230378

  • Janko on 11/02/2016 - 11:18

    Accessibility options causing involuntary movement… You've cracked it!

  • nocure on 11/02/2016 - 11:29
    +3

    It's the gummint's fault.😄

  • Randxyz123 on 11/02/2016 - 12:04

    This made me laugh.

    But seriously are you ok? I mean you didn't think to google that?

    http://bfy.tw/4CRM

  • plmko on 11/02/2016 - 13:11

    Let me guess, it's another ploy by the "gummint" to force you to buy another keyboard you paid peanuts for.

  • nikhi24 on 12/02/2016 - 07:59

    Perhaps you could have donated it to a special needs school instead of rage quitting it :)

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