[Joke Post] Post-Celebration Hangover Cure - FREE ($0.0014 in Brisbane)

thebargainhunter on 01/01/2016 - 09:29

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I know this deal has been around for a while, but this is a timely reminder for those dealing with post-celebration woes. This hangover cure is the only one that works with any consistency, and is essentially FREE - 2L of water!!!

You Will Need:

  • Enough energy to get off the couch/floor/bed
  • A tap
  • A mouth
  • Container recommended to avoid wastage, but not required

To Redeem:

  • Get off couch/floor/bed
  • Collect container, if using
  • Turn on tap
  • Fill container, if using, or place mouth over faucet
  • Drink water

Deal guidelines:

  • Consume slowly, at regular intervals to avoid rejection of deal by mouth
  • Do not exceed recommended 2L intake, again, to avoid rejection of deal by mouth
  • Water site may become slow if it gets OzBargained, be patient
  • 2L pricing based off Brisbane water rates of $0.747261/kL - charges vary by council
  • Trace amounts of Chlorine, Monochloramine, Auminium, Arsenic, Cadmium, Calcium, Chloride, Chromium, Copper, Fluoride, Iron, Lead, Magnesium, Manganese, Mercury, Nitrate, Nitrite, Potassium, Silica, Sodium, Sulfate, Zinc and E.coli typically found as per the following PDF: http://goo.gl/x17MUJ
    If this distresses you, combine with the following deal on an awesome APEC filter for ~A$269 shipped from Amazon
    http://www.amazon.com/APEC-Premium-5-Stage-Reverse-Drinking/…

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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Comments

  • Iwantthatbargain on 01/01/2016 - 09:31

    Is it tap water ?

  • franco cozzo on 01/01/2016 - 09:33
    +12

    …no bacon? :(

  • BestofOZB on 01/01/2016 - 09:35
    +3

    Upvoted for your new year humour. Happy New Year!

  • Chickenleg on 01/01/2016 - 09:51
    +3

    Mmm E. coli

  • niters on 01/01/2016 - 09:52
    +1

    10/10. Great deal! Would drink again.

  • Pobman on 01/01/2016 - 09:56
    +37

    True OZ Bargainer will go to public tap… Extreme oz bargainer will go to a public tap in a different council rates area.

  • TheOneWhoKnocks on 01/01/2016 - 09:57

    Can the water be replaced with Bundy rum?

    • Blyyth on 01/01/2016 - 10:33
      +4

      Pretty sure that Hair of the Dog is NOT PETA certified. =)

  • [Deactivated] on 01/01/2016 - 09:57
    +1

    Needs disclaimer that Amazon order will not be delivered in time as delivery outside of drone delivery zone

  • [Deactivated] on 01/01/2016 - 09:58
    +1

    If you consume rectally, you'll be hydrated quicker…

    • gimli on 02/01/2016 - 16:49

      yep you'll definitely "feel" better doing that way…

  • tessel on 01/01/2016 - 10:00
    +1

    Don't drink. Problem solved.

  • ilikeit on 01/01/2016 - 10:01
    +3

    Does it come with a kebab

  • lobsterboyee on 01/01/2016 - 10:01

    vitamin B tablets, work every time!

  • DrDollar on 01/01/2016 - 10:02

    Working a treat!

  • t3chshopper on 01/01/2016 - 10:03

    The irony.

  • pure genious on 01/01/2016 - 10:05
    +2

    Don't forget cashrewards :-P

  • edfoo on 01/01/2016 - 10:05

    Can you drink from Brisbane river for free?
    Hangover cured but you may get diarrhoea next.

    • kwijybo on 01/01/2016 - 10:22
      +7

      YES YOU CAN! Your hangover will be cured and if you have a new years resolution to drop 10 kilos you'll reach your goal within 2 days!

  • Hank Scorpion on 01/01/2016 - 10:06
    +2

    I think a warning should be placed on this product, if it is inhaled into your lungs it could be fatal.

  • Powershopz on 01/01/2016 - 10:07
    +5

    Instructions unclear, container on fire.

  • try2bhelpful on 01/01/2016 - 10:12
    +1

    This cure works best if commenced at time of imbibing alcohol. Use one glass of cure for each glass of cause. The only side effect is requiring ready access to disposal vessel.

    • buckster on 01/01/2016 - 10:16
      +1

      Which can be avoided by keeping a few large shrubs nearby, or by being selective about imbibing location

      • try2bhelpful on 01/01/2016 - 10:20
        +2

        shrubs? Surely you mean lemon trees?

  • abm on 01/01/2016 - 10:14
    +2

    Use with caution, may lead to dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.
    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

  • fad on 01/01/2016 - 10:18

    There are plenty of refill stations in Canberra

    http://www.tams.act.gov.au/city-services/public_areas/drinki…

  • goober on 01/01/2016 - 10:19
    +3

    No HDMI, no deal.

  • rekabkram on 01/01/2016 - 10:19
    +17

    Should have warning tags, I was given this at a very early age and I've been hooked ever since. This is a drug pushed on us by those in 'big water' but they don't tell you that 100% of people that drink it will eventually die.
    I still haven't been able to kick my habit, some say that if I do then I won't make it 2 weeks at most!

    • thebargainhunter on 01/01/2016 - 10:24
      +8

      I bet your parents were addicts. Mine too. Junkbags!

      • Hank Scorpion on 01/01/2016 - 10:30
        +19

        I've been on the stuff for years, it is essentially a gateway to things far worse. In the summer i also indulge in ice.

    • shmahoo on 01/01/2016 - 10:31
      +7

      I think we're just being drip fed the information.
      But from an ozbargain point of view, i think this could be the most high(d)rated post I've seen in a while

  • nismo on 01/01/2016 - 10:26
    +1

    per the following PDF: http://goo.gl/x17MUJ

    So, we get the Chlorine free, the other chemicals we pay for?

    Other locations if anyone's interested, Melb etc
    http://www.aquasafe.com.au/skin/frontend/default/theme202k/m…

  • Wallyt99 on 01/01/2016 - 10:27
    +2

    Thanks OP. Bought 2.

  • cashless on 01/01/2016 - 10:29
    +3

    Thanks OP
    I bought a quart of water coz my daughter thought I oughta

  • nultma on 01/01/2016 - 10:30

    didn't work, had to buy mcdonalds

  • [Deactivated] on 01/01/2016 - 10:31

    Give it an hour and Dick Smith will get into this line of business…

  • [Deactivated] on 01/01/2016 - 10:32

    Didn’t work. Reporting to the ACCC.

  • shmahoo on 01/01/2016 - 10:33

    I think Dr Karl said it best when he said that 200mL of beer = 300mL of urine. (Approx)

    So you do the math!

    But your dehydrationage may vary.

  • thecraw on 01/01/2016 - 10:47
    +3

    5/7 Awesome deal

  • OverburdenedWarrior on 01/01/2016 - 10:54
    +1

    Cheers OP, currently stocking up to flog on eBay.

  • airzone on 01/01/2016 - 16:33

    Please be mindful of the presence of dihydrogen monoxide - a thoroughly nasty chemical attributed to thousands of deaths per year.

  • YaBigGoose on 01/01/2016 - 17:09

    Gonna see lots of you guys and girls trying to flog this off on Gumtree. Far out…

  • Dr Techno on 01/01/2016 - 17:55
    +1

    Too Expensive.. Will pull trigger when it gets too $0.0001

  • captobvious on 01/01/2016 - 21:22

    Bears enema method would be the best hang over treatment. especially if struggling to keep down liquid

    step 1 cut council reticulation hose insert into 2L coke bottle with free water from council tap
    step 2 think of bear on raft, do the same thing insert hose for enema
    step 3 curl up in corner, shower or under council bench and go back to bed
    step 4 you will be re hydrated through your butt and will recover. please dispose of your used enema kit responsibly into council recycle bin

    [bear grylls] (https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=we…)

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