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50cm Unisex Human Torso $20.21 Delivered @ Deals Direct

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50cm Unisex Human Torso $20.21 Delivered @ Deals Direct
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musicbiz on 20/12/2015 - 23:19 dealsdirect.com.au (836 clicks)
Last edited 21/12/2015 - 00:38 by 1 other user

I haven't seen human torsos this cheap for a very long time. Not since I put an offer in on those jousting sticks. At $30 I'd say they are dreaming, but at $20, this is an absolute bargain.

You'd usually expect to pay $100 for a torso this good, but right now you can grab it for not much more than I'm sure the postage would cost on a non-free-postage day on Deals Direct.

Sent to test even the most harcore of Ozbargainer…. will you have an 80% off torso under the tree for Little Johnny on Christmas Day?

And don't forget your Cash Rewards 4% to bring it down under the $20 mark. Don't worry, the deal is armless.

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  • jv on 20/12/2015 - 23:26
    +1

    I haven't seen human torsos this cheap for a very long time.
    You'd usually expect to pay $100 for a torso this good

    It's normal price is $29.95

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:o7b0Vbg…

    • bchliu on 21/12/2015 - 10:47

      Says $99.95 to me right now as their normal price from the same link as the OP

      • jv on 21/12/2015 - 18:57

        That's not their normal price, that's the price they post when the traffic to that page increases 100 fold…

  • MaKa on 20/12/2015 - 23:26
    +1

    +1 for the post description

  • NachoMafia on 20/12/2015 - 23:27
    +9

    These usually cost and arm and a leg.

    • wtfnodeal on 20/12/2015 - 23:30
      +1

      In this case 2 arms and 2 legs.

  • scrimshaw on 20/12/2015 - 23:31
    +10

    thanks OP.
    Nobody wanted this. Nobody will be happy I bought one for him.

  • Jack D Price on 20/12/2015 - 23:33
    +1

    Wish this deal came up earlier, would have been perfect for my work's secret santa

  • cashless on 20/12/2015 - 23:36

    This is the em(body)ment of a useless Xmas present

  • grababargain on 20/12/2015 - 23:41

    Over my dead body. I couldn't give a torso on this deal.

  • buthidae on 20/12/2015 - 23:55

    You'll really get ahead with deals like this

  • c64 on 20/12/2015 - 23:59
    +1

    you can make your own with a sharp knife

    • tonka on 21/12/2015 - 00:05
      +7

      and that one would come with a bonus free lifetime of accommodation, meals and healthcare.

      • mmd on 21/12/2015 - 02:53
        +3

        Just dont drop the soap

      • scrimshaw on 21/12/2015 - 10:45

        I recommend defecting to a certain extremist religious and military group, where they actually encourage you to make fresh human torsos. And severed heads.

        But that involves a one way plane ticket to a certain war torn country, so likely you won't be coming back (alive) to Australia in the near future.

  • Bargainaholic on 21/12/2015 - 00:03
    -2

    No good for me… I am not bisexual

  • pmupsinep on 21/12/2015 - 00:05
    +1

    Price increased to $99.95.

  • maybeamacy on 21/12/2015 - 00:10

    Haha this deal never happened :L

  • simprosimple on 21/12/2015 - 00:11

    All Prices Increased !

    This one raised from $20.21 to $99.95 !

    Was expecting to buy the Acrylic Bar Stools was $29

    • rhangman on 21/12/2015 - 08:19

      Was actually $20.99 originally. Typo entering new price? Actually grabbed a set for $29.99 yesterday with free shipping. Must've been accidentally activated early for awhile.

  • JDD on 21/12/2015 - 00:14

    Deals Direct are a joke

  • jd4free on 21/12/2015 - 00:38

    Its back to $99 now, wtf

  • cryptos on 21/12/2015 - 01:34
    +2

    Had this in my cart for $15 with coupon, went all the way to paypal where the amount was $94…

    Now I'll just have to disembowel a stranger…

  • Roman Sandstorm on 21/12/2015 - 02:43

    Unisex torso? Unisex? What?

    I don't get it. What is the point of an anatomy model (designed no doubt for teaching purposes) which does not represent any known species?

    HUMANS ARE NOT UNISEX.

    We comprise two sexes (with the exception of some very, very rare genetic aberrations, which are non-reproducing), and the two sexes have completely different reproductive systems.

    I can conceive that a 'simplified model' may be somewhat desirable. And perhaps on a simple model there is not room for every organ, or the lymphatic or endocrine systems, for example. But the reproductive system is surely one of the fundamental and most distinguishing and important parts of a human torso model.

    Who was this really created for? Primary school children? Why would a child be 'protected' from the reproductive system? Why not protect them from the liver? Was it made for American Bible belters? But surely they just deny sexuality (and basic human behaviour), and not the actual anatomy?

    The more I think on this the weirder it gets.

    Do these people also make models of the solar system, but with no Jupiter or Neptune?

    Or, on a similar biologically-related matter; do they make cell models without a nucleus or mitochondria?

    • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2015 - 03:05
      +3

      [tips fedora]

    • Meconium on 21/12/2015 - 10:31
      +1

      Prokaryotes, e.g. bacteria, have neither a nucleus nor mitochondria.

    • b-hunterr on 21/12/2015 - 13:11
      +1

      intersex ?

  • [Deactivated] on 21/12/2015 - 03:33
    +3

    This is going straight to the pool room.

  • SmiTTy on 21/12/2015 - 09:52
    -1

    ozbargained ….

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