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144 Big Richard Ribbed Condoms (Exp. Aug 2015) $14.95 + $9.95 Postage @ Spafe

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144 Big Richard Ribbed Condoms (Exp. Aug 2015) $14.95 + $9.95 Postage @ Spafe
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Scrooge McDuck on 22/03/2015 - 11:23 spafe.com.au (1140 clicks)

Enjoy the thrill of living on the edge between pleasure and a lifetime of regret with 144 soon to expire Big Richard Ribbed Condoms!

Can you complete the challenge of safely using 144 condoms in fewer than 132 days?

Or will I inadvertently become the godfather of some brand new OzBargainers?

In all seriousness, these should be safe for distribution between 4 or more mates, a health clinic, or for novelty use.

With the usual Big Richard quality, these ribbed condoms have raised ribs on the outside designed to increase stimulation for both partners during sex.
144 Condoms per pack.
Please note these condoms expire August 2015.

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  • [Deactivated] on 22/03/2015 - 11:34
    +4

    between 4 or more mates

    Sure, if those mates believe in either gang a jang or swapping partners.

    • MilkDrinker on 22/03/2015 - 11:35
      +7

      why not both?

      Cue Mexican party

      • [Deactivated] on 22/03/2015 - 11:36
        +1

        Actually, it works well for gay brothers too.

        • King Tightarse on 23/03/2015 - 00:14
          +2

          Statistics show that homosexual African-Americans prefer the term "gay
          soul brother", Honky.

  • GnarlyKnuckles on 22/03/2015 - 11:58
    +25

    It will be hard, but I'm sure I can rise to the challenge.

    • [Deactivated] on 22/03/2015 - 15:14
      +6

      Judging by the 200+ clicks, you might be up for some stiff competition.

  • GreatWhiteHunter on 22/03/2015 - 12:14
    -3

    I prefer to bareback

    • ExPrinceHairy on 22/03/2015 - 13:38
      +3

      Does that explain your username?

  • Jack D Price on 22/03/2015 - 12:14
    +43

    For some reason girls don't seem to respond well to "I ozbargained 144 condoms, need to use them ASAP"

    • Tal_Shiar on 22/03/2015 - 15:21
      +2

      Tell her she is Big Richard worthy!

  • SBOB on 22/03/2015 - 12:23
    +3

    nothing says 'bargain' like soon to expire birth control……

    • muncan on 22/03/2015 - 12:38
      +9

      How does the condom know when to expire?

  • whodidthat on 22/03/2015 - 12:31
    +2

    I'd love to take up the challenge, not sure OH would agree though

  • Bacchus on 22/03/2015 - 12:48
    +2

    Only 132 days to use them.. I'll take 3 packs.

  • hello007 on 22/03/2015 - 12:49
    -8

    Is a Big Richard in a hurry to use 144 rubbers the same as a Dick with an uncontrollable blood rush to his Head?

  • slowmo on 22/03/2015 - 12:53
    +3

    you can use these to make pinatas…. easter is coming anyway.

  • [Deactivated] on 22/03/2015 - 13:02
    +1

    Packaging reminds me of this - which happens to suggest that any leftover rubbers would make excellent toys/lovers for your pet rabbit, should you have one.

    • Tal_Shiar on 22/03/2015 - 15:23

      condons make for epic water bombs

  • ExPrinceHairy on 22/03/2015 - 13:38
    +3

    Here for the condom jokes.

    Can you complete the challenge of safely using 144 condoms in fewer than 132 days?

    I'm feeling the pressure already. Nevertheless, it's pretty good bang for buck at ~$0.17 per condom.

  • abc on 22/03/2015 - 13:46
    +1

    A bargain for Deuce Bigalow

  • Lukian on 22/03/2015 - 14:02
    +3

    53 +/- 2mm nominal width.

    That doesn't seem as quality controlled as other brands, and is definitely a smaller size than large, especially on the minus- yikes.

    • Scrooge McDuck on 22/03/2015 - 14:09

      What's the nominal width of these?

      I looked into this, but couldn't find anything. Hopefully someone will enlighten us…

      EDIT:

      53 +/- 2mm nominal width.

      Ouch! Thanks, did you contact them?

      That doesn't seem as quality controlled as other brands,

      To be fair, every measurement has an associated error, but they're rarely quoted on retail packaging.

      and is definitely a smaller size than large

      So they're even more dangerous than at first glance.

      • Lukian on 22/03/2015 - 14:49
        +1

        I found it on their website, they have "condom packs" and "condom" categories, eventually you can get the "condoms" category (not the top menu one) and then I clicked on 'ribbed'.

    • Charity on 22/03/2015 - 18:58
      -5

      most people here are asians, so the small size is perfect.

  • astarman on 22/03/2015 - 14:45
    +1

    is this brand reliable?
    wish they had the option of extended warranty or free refund …

    • highwind on 22/03/2015 - 17:09
      +2

      Not sure money back (warranty or refund) on a ~$0.17 condom would rank all that highly on my priority list if it failed on use…

      • dtc on 22/03/2015 - 18:26

        No, you return the baby and you get 17c refund

        Don't they have that written on all the condom machines in pubs and unis anymore? ('insert baby here for full refund').

  • massivedmg on 22/03/2015 - 17:11
    +1

    +1 for OP's description

  • lordezekiel on 22/03/2015 - 17:21
    +2

    Not sure if 144 pack is enough to cover all the big dick (smith) deals we have here on ozbargain…

  • lovepub on 22/03/2015 - 17:35
    +2

    Can I seek compensation if these fails before their expiry date? Raising two kids is hard enough, I not sure if I can handle the 3rd

    • whodidthat on 22/03/2015 - 19:49
      +1

      Would have been a hard job creating them too

  • Blackpuddytat on 22/03/2015 - 17:47

    Considering Melbourne weather at the moment, I would consider this investment in temporary raincoats a sound investment.

  • DEvok on 22/03/2015 - 18:03

    Who could possibly use this many in a year? No one does it everyday!

    • [Deactivated] on 22/03/2015 - 18:23
      +3

      Its not unheard of. linky

    • COR80 on 22/03/2015 - 18:35
      +6

      Hell, we were for a couple years before and after getting married. 20 years later and it's all "wtf is it already my birthday again? Each year seems to go by quicker and quicker doesn't it…"

      • coxymla on 23/03/2015 - 00:59

        and after? Lucky you.

    • whodidthat on 22/03/2015 - 19:50

      We used to!

  • bola2000 on 22/03/2015 - 21:13

    damn, out of stock!!! I was thinking to stock up during winter…

  • [Deactivated] on 23/03/2015 - 11:08

    144 condoms for the grossly oversexed.

  • Hinee on 23/03/2015 - 14:10
    +2

    Has no one ever heard of having a posh wank? I could go through these easily!

  • No ONE on 23/03/2015 - 15:50

    Wow, soon to expire and out of stock.

  • goosegog on 23/03/2015 - 17:25

    You lot must truly be ribbing me -Con-dom - get a perspective outlook on your rubbery lives. The male ego is certainly in force here with all the discussion on sizes - is there a try before you buy in the store - that would cause quite a few laughs from any female customers who happen to be passing wearing extremely strong magnifying glasses at the time.
    144 in 132 days - good night boys - sweet dreams & keep your tissue box handy for after your hand shandy.

    • whodidthat on 23/03/2015 - 17:32

      Gave me an interesting idea!

      A condom tailor - made to fit rather than "off the peg".

      Measure the inside leg sir…….

  • maxell86 on 23/03/2015 - 22:21
    -1

    Damn I missed out on a weeks supply :)

    • [Deactivated] on 24/03/2015 - 05:58

      This is not a bulk buy for adult service owners ;)

  • spinferno on 26/03/2015 - 01:36

    are there any left in XXL?!

    • [Deactivated] on 26/03/2015 - 06:34

      Gladwrap bulk pack from Costco.

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