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'I've got to work late'
'My car broke down'
'Oh no I've accidentally cut off my pinky'
The excuses to get out of Valentine's Day are endless, but after blowing off the one you love on the least romantic day of the year you're still expected to turn up with a gift and that's where this deal comes in.
Rather than throwing away those absurdly expensive flowers, the fine people offering them at Coles, Woolworths, Target as well as many other large retailers that are clearly overstocked would much rather sell them at a discount last year they were immediately market down to 60% off at my local though discounts will vary.
Happy Saturday for tomorrow, I'm sure some will enjoy receiving gifts that their significant others have grossly overpaid in the name of 'love'.
To florist:
My baby is getting married on valentines day.
After valentines day tax, wedding fee, and baby bonus, florist retires.