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This comprehensive test service has heaps of stuff in it that will totally assess anyone's Ocker levels:
- Test of ability to appropriately and grammatically insert swearwords into any English sentence
- Wheel of Goon skills assessment
- Darryl Number Assessment (the number of people named Darryl the participant knows)
- Wheelie bin piloting test
- Aussie Nickname Creation (practical exam)
- "Am I ever gonna see your face again?" test
- Assessment on ability to pitch the words "How YA GOIN'" at a frequency so high it can only be heard by dogs
- Makeshift barbecue construction
- Public belching skills evaluation
- Persian carpet and artisanal goat's chèvre appreciation test NAH FAKED YOU OUT MATE
- DFO navigation test
- Full wardrobe tally (including flannies, Billabong, thongs, boardies, ugg boots, Chesty Bonds or appropriate knockoffs, hibiscus-print items and more)
- "Nah, yeah, nah" interpreting assessment
Laughed and said "Mate, that is sooooo truuuuue" to at least one of these items? Click 'Buy Now' to earn your Certificate of Boganness!
Got a mate who spends half their life under a busted Torana, or who thinks Playboy gear is classy? Get them Certified!
Totally accredited by some old bloke we met in the pub
Plus score two passes to the all-Aussie Big Onion Museum (Home of Australia's Onions)! 'KnBRUIIILYANT!
Yoink a Scoopon for yourself and s***loads to give as gifts!
downloaded the certificate? …. congratulations! you've passed!