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We are pleased to be able to offer you the following items as free gifts. These are provided through the generosity and kindess of many thousands of friends and benefactors and we ask only that you remember them and the intentions of Our Lady's Apostolate in your prayers and at Holy Mass. We pray that these pious sacramentals and holy objects will bring you ever closer to the Sacred Hearts of Jesus and Mary. May God bless you.
Hopefully these are the beads my girlfriend was after
Rosemary Beads?
Smells great!
wat?
If i believe in a giant pink invisible unicorn that lives in the moon does that belief have to be respected? If there's not an ounce of proof (like every single religion out there) then the belief should be open to ridicule.
Agree to a large extent, but there's a world of difference between ridicule and puerile crudity which reflects on no-one other than the poster. The first two are excused by their subtlety, the rest are akin to potty mouthed kids who've just discovered their genitals.
what's a genital?
In keeping with the topic of this post, I think it's a non-Jewish person.
Woah… someone needs to spend a little bit more koolaid time with Jesus
Lol shit on beds fits most of the jokes.
Are these sterile and safe for insertion?
Just give them a wash with soapy warm water and you'll be saying "oh god" in no time.
They help keep Vampires away
or use them to pray for your terrible footy team
Not to be anal, but do they come in black?
Only the XXL sized beads…………….
Jesus saves, now everybody can with this deal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8eihFlL4rs
They have the Brown Scapular for free, that sounds amazing…..
I thought these were another type of beeds, I am probably going to hell now.