What's the best way to live though the shopping experience in your own home?
With Christmas Shopper Simulator of course!
Game is 265MB in size.
DRM-Free.
What's the best way to live though the shopping experience in your own home?
With Christmas Shopper Simulator of course!
Game is 265MB in size.
DRM-Free.
The commentator is funny…XD
What the.
Was this ever NOT free?!
It's always been free, it's a GAME christmas promotion.
A shopping game for ozbargainers. Just perfect!
What next… a paint drying simulator?
Don't get too ahead of yourself
Keep in mind this is not the most random sim. Look at this one…
Out of stock dangit. This game can highly depict a average ozbargainer in a shopping centre.
EDIT: NM not out of stock.
Wonder how the family will react when they only receive simulated Christmas gifts this year.
I think a Shopping Stampede simulator could do well.
I'm seeing something a bit like Stair Dismount or Truck Dismount, where you plug numbers into a physics calculation (e.g. number of shoppers, width of entrance, running speed, percentage of store-wide discount, number of rumours circulated of staff reserving stock, etc.) and then you run it and watch the train-wreck happen in slow-mo from multiple angles, and see the casualties break-down (complete with bones broken, dollar amount of damage caused to store property, and litres of kids tears generated).
Maybe add different shopper types: Neckbeards (+5 splash damage due to girth), Centrelink cheque recipients (+6 speed bonus), female shoe hoarders (+20 aggressiveness), Ebay resellers (+10 stealth), single mothers (+20 damage resistance), etc.
can't you just go to your local mall and experience the real thing?
Exactly, life is turning into full of simulations
Why would I want that? Screaming kids, waddling behind slow people, bashing through crowds, being ran into/over by trolleys. I hate Christmas shopping!
Never not free and marketing tool.
New in 2015: Sim Simulator
Oh wait, we already had The Sims.
Wouldn't it be Human Simulator? Because 'sim' is short for Simulator. XD
Video of the game not by one of the annoying pewdiepie rip offs