As the topic says. I'm at work and I'm hungry. There is nothing that i can ear nearby. I only have a 15m break so I cant go too far. What or who should I eat?
I'm at work and I'm hungry. What do I do?
accessdenied on 19/07/2014 - 16:45
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Man, there's sooo many options.
- If there's an office fish-tank, you could improvise some sushi.
- If there's any lockers at your work, bust into some; bound to be some goodies in there, and you can always blame a burglar the next day when everyone arrives.
- Our esteemed ex-PM was fond of eating ear-wax; you could give that a shot. If you can't harvest enough of your own, ask a work buddy if you can eat theirs.
- Have you heard of "dumpster-diving"? Mate, there's probably half a supermarket worth of "free-cycleable yumminess" waiting for ya out the back.
- Scrape the gunk off all inside surfaces of the tea-room microwave, and tuck in.
- If there's anything made of leather in your work-place (chair, binder, etc.), cut a piece off, cry on it for a few minutes, then tuck in; (almost) instant jerky.
Seriously man, none of these options occurred to you?
Dial your home phone number and say in a clear big voice, "Mummy, I'm hungry"?
U have lost 5min posting this post!
Deliveryhero , menulog , eatnow
bring food to work :)