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Free Sample Astroglide Personal Lubricant + $1.40 Postage (via Stamped Self-Addressed Envelope)

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Send a 70 cent stamped self addressed envelope to:

Sample Request
Astroglide Pty Ltd
PO Box 603
Mosman NSW 2088

They will send you:
two 4ml free samples of ASTROGLIDE Natural Personal Lubricant
two 4ml free samples of ASTROGLIDE Regular Personal Lubricant and
one 4ml free sample of ASTROGLIDE Sensitive Skin Ultra Gentle GEL

… and let the puns begin…

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closed Comments

  • +14

    Better slide in quick for this deal.

    Edit: Postage is a pain in the ass :( Lube required.

    • -1

      I like how you put that the sample is free, then slip in the fact that there is a small postage charge!

      • -1

        sucks a bigger package doesnt get more lube

        • -1

          which is frustrating because from my experience I've always been able to fit a bit more in with just a little more effort

        • -1

          So many ways to interpret that comment haha.

  • +3

    i fear this is the start of a slippery slope down…………

  • +2

    Prepare to be ploughed by inappropriate comments…

    • +3

      Already finished…

    • +1

      err… why "inappropriate"? looks legit to me :)

  • +8

    I guess the posties should have an easy time sliding these into people's mailboxes.

    • +6

      I wouldn't know about that… some of them have some pretty big packages

  • +4

    I'm always wide open for free samples

  • +43

    I suggest we send a 70 cent stamped envelope with a return address to:
    Joe Hockey MP
    PO Box 6022
    House of Representatives
    Parliament House
    Canberra ACT 2600

    With a note to ask him to do it more gently next time.

  • +5

    Seems there are three different varieties, can anyone tell me which one's better on the whole?
    (read out loud)

    • +2

      i would stick with the natural one…the regular version was thicker, and i had trouble getting it on!

  • +8

    It's the perfect deal for hump day!

  • +5

    Send a 70 cent stamped self addressed envelope

    Beware

    This looks like a possible scam by a Nigerian Stamp Collector…

  • -5

    If I say poo-poo will that also make people here laugh?

    • +2

      are you their biggest fan or something? you must use a lot of Astroglide, the way you're wantonly poo-poo'ing…

      stop screwing around!

    • +9

      Nah, we aren't into shit jokes

      • +2

        gee - it's easy to rub you the wrong way!

    • +2

      Sorry, I lapsed back into troll mode ugh.

  • +3

    I'll let it slide this time…

  • +2

    I wonder if it doubles as hair gel…

    • Generally I go down BEFORE applying the lube, but whatever does it for you

  • +2

    Did they really call this lube Asstroglide?

    • +4

      um, there is only one s…(sorry, that's anal).

    • +1

      No, Astroglide, because it works well when your trying to find uranus… or someone else's.

  • +1

    Ça plane pour moi

    • +1

      it is gliding for me

  • Spit still makes the best lube

  • I recently changed the lube I use, and yeah I must admit the new one is much better on the whole.

  • +2

    glycerol b.p from the pharmacy $4.50 for 100ml, which is the main ingredient for all of them bar flavours/scents/colours etc.

    price per ml its cheaper and you can still water it down

    • you don't need any if the person you are with finds you attractive.

      Just sayin.

  • +3

    The comments on this deal have certainly dried up!

    • +2

      That was a smooth entry…damn it was tight! thank god you came, i was beginning to think I'd have to handle this shtick myself!

  • $2 off Ansell natural lube at Woolies this week as well!

  • Hi Everyone,

    We use to send out samples for FREE (no postage), but we got deluged in 2009, and it was simply unaffordable. There is one way you can save 70c….get your friends to send me 10 or so folded stamped addressed envelopes in one 70 cent envelope!!

    We sent out over 68,000 samples in 2013 and will break this record in 2014.

    Astroglide is a GST free medical device

    Checkout our new website and you can even buy from your smart phone now!!

    www.astroglideaustralia.com

    Thanks

    Ann

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