Edit: Went back to my local Target store (not the one I originally tried to return it to) and they ended up giving me a refund, they did however try to get out of it by telling me they need to send it back to Microsoft to check for water damage because I had it for 11 days but after telling them the shit the previous Target store put me through and after the manager spoke to someone for half an hour over the phone she ended up doing the right thing.
Thanks for all the help!
Nah man, i don't think you're being unreasonable. You've paid good dollar for that console, and if you're not happy with your purchase, you should be able to take it back and return it. They're being unreasonable. You should be able to get a refund for it. Or at least the replacement console.