[April Fools] FREE Mighty Burger Mouth Expander and Mighty Burger Meal Upgrade at KFC

cpho on 01/04/2014 - 09:46

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KFC is giving away free mouth expanders. They've developed a unique tool which you can put in your mouth, to slowly stretch it wider enabling you to fit more (burger) inside. The Mighty Burger stands a glorious 62mm tall. The average human mouth only opens to 49mm. So we needed to gain - on average - an extra 13mm.

Features
Chew/bite resistant
Soft pH neutral dental silicone
Spring compression made with stainless steel and titanium
Dishwasher safe
Suitable for all ages

Instructions
1 Using both hands, compress the Mighty Mouth Expander and hold at entrance of mouth - careful to position top and bottom correctly.
2 For best results, use for 3 hours per day. Sessions should be no longer than 45 mins each. It is not recommended to sleep with the Mighty Mouth Expander in place.
3 With the extra mouth clearance you can now get maximum enjoyment from our Mighty burger.

Claim your free mouth widener now. Only limited numbers, and only available today!

Follow the prompts to receive the free meal upgrade

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closed Comments

  • bionikal on 01/04/2014 - 09:48

    what. the. (profanity)

    • Robydc on 01/04/2014 - 09:51
      +11

      May be used to expand other things? rectum stretcher for the tight arse?

      Good ozbargainer deal

      • kronicmacstigator on 01/04/2014 - 23:18
        -1

        I wonder what 'Amazing Ty' thinks of this deal?

  • ajdj10 on 01/04/2014 - 09:48

    Kinky

  • ChickenTalon on 01/04/2014 - 09:49

    omg yes!

    Sadly probably only available until noon today, 1/04/2014

  • cpho on 01/04/2014 - 09:50
    +1

    Well in all fairness, there is a free meal upsize

  • jv on 01/04/2014 - 09:51

    These are seconds, they used to be used at the Daily Planet in Elsternwick…

    • Cheeper on 01/04/2014 - 10:26

      jv has one?? :-)

  • Pixie13 on 01/04/2014 - 09:53

    Apparently the mouth piece doesn't exist, that's why it says April fools on the Web Page.

    • foobar on 01/04/2014 - 09:54
      +2

      Ya think?

    • jv on 01/04/2014 - 09:55
      +5

      Apparently the mouth piece doesn't exist

      I doubt that, it's on the internet…

    • muncan on 01/04/2014 - 09:57
      +3

      Take 'em to the ACCC

  • montemaj on 01/04/2014 - 10:44

    How much is the mighty meal at KFC ?

    • poldy on 01/04/2014 - 11:37

      Approx $10, but don't bother the only thing mighty about it is the disappointment.

      • kronicmacstigator on 01/04/2014 - 23:17

        Actually… take KFC receipt off table. Do survey, write code onto receipt.

        Go to counter, order BURGER for $7.50 (in QLD). Hand over receipt, get chips and drink too! Incredible value then!

  • JepunK on 01/04/2014 - 10:53
    +2

    but..they've revolutionised the Gut Stretcher

  • ElWircho on 01/04/2014 - 11:08
    -1

    They should rather give out stomach pumps.

  • boomerpro on 01/04/2014 - 15:27

    No…just no

  • Sage on 01/04/2014 - 16:49
    +1

    would be funny if they made it an actual product like the Maxibon guys did with their manchew and fanny-pack esky.

  • Nuggets on 01/04/2014 - 17:49
    +1

    http://www.kfc.com.au/images/afp14/mighty-mouth-coupon.pdf for the coupon without sharing.

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