Free Beer Battered Fries w/ Purchase of Burger - BurgerFuel [Newtown/Sydney]

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE ACTUALLY FREE…
… so hold on to your undies because the BurgerFuel Beer Battered Fries are back on the menu… AND WE'RE HOOKING YOU UP FOR FREE!

That's right. After we spent a summer's evening rolling around in a big rubber pool of aioli, yelling "no more beersies for you mate" and using potatoes as decoys in an extreme game of Bullrush, we were reminded of how often you guys beg us to bring these tasty, crispy, golden little suckers back. So we did.

And because we're pretty good at celebrating here at BurgerFuel (and getting the boss a bit riled up midweek) we've decided to give them to you for FREE. Just in time for Valentine's Day too…

We're all suckers for romance here at BurgerFuel HQ, but who needs overpriced flowers, uncomfortable lingerie and ugly soft toys? Nothing says I love you / I like you / I-want-to-be-friends-with-benefits than a burger and some FREE Beer Battered Fries at your local BugerFuel love shack.

All you need to do to get your hands on these little beauties is roll in to store, buy any gourmet or lightweight burger and say the secret code: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER. Yeah… you may sound a bit weird in front of your date or the non-VIB member in the line behind you, but hello, FREE BEER BATTERED FRIES!

To make that as clear as a glass heart, here's what you've gotta do:

You: Hey dude, I'll have a Bastard Burger. I'm also a VIB, so here's the secret code for my free Beer Battered Fries: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER.
BurgerFuel staff member: Secret code accepted. I am all over that shiz like a donkey on a waffle.

See? Easy! Get in quick before this limited edition side runs out or it'll be like the 2008 Guns'N'Roses comeback - short, fast and thoroughly disappointing.

No one gets a better deal than a BurgerFuel VIB