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Durex B Close Condoms 6 Pack $1.99 at Woolworths (33 Cents Each)

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danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:11 files.ozbargain.com.au (1954 clicks)

Yes, it's a tee-hee deal for Condoms - but seems like a pretty good price - $2 for a six pack! = 33 cents each. Not as cheap as free or Grocery run deal - but you don't have to buy 144 at a time (but 23c each is good price)

Yes, you can get cheaper other brands/varieties eg from Chemist Warehouse = 27.5cents each so depends on what you like. (and yes, see what Other People Bought!!!)

Not listed on their website, but noticed in-store. Pic is a bit blury trying to sneak a quicky.. wait no.. guys, you're dirty. We can keep this clean and mature..Come on.. … wait no.. oh dear…

Ok.. I'll start the deal listing again: I don't know the in's and out's of condom pricing…

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  • scrimshaw on 12/01/2014 - 18:12
    +1

    This might be a store specific deal. Which branch did you spot this?

    • danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:18
      +1

      Hornsby (far north Sydney!)

      • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 07:08
        +7

        More like "horny"

        • danyool on 13/01/2014 - 12:50
          +1

          That's a different suburb in the south..

        • hOrny on 13/01/2014 - 14:59
          +7

          Obligatory comment.

    • dyziplen on 12/01/2014 - 18:45
      +2

      Saw in Melbourne/Oakleigh as well.

  • Balls on 12/01/2014 - 18:15

    awefully cheap, i bet theyre thick as

    thats most important

    • WatchNerd on 12/01/2014 - 18:23
      +17

      Thick is no good, it's like eating with a blocked nose.

    • danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:28
      +4

      Don't know. Doesn't mention and I don't have my digital callipers near by..

  • [Deactivated] on 12/01/2014 - 18:18
    +9

    That's my quota for next 6 years.

    • shmahoo on 12/01/2014 - 18:31
      +82

      maybe if you put out a bit more you might get the upgrade to mrs

      • [Deactivated] on 12/01/2014 - 19:54
        +1

        lol

      • furythree on 12/01/2014 - 23:15
        +4

        but then this deal would be useless since she'll never put out ever again

      • OSienna on 13/01/2014 - 00:41
        +1

        That would be a downgrade rather than an upgrade.

        • [Deactivated] on 14/01/2014 - 04:45

          Speak for yourself, heh, heh, heh. :-p…….

    • Shwayne on 12/01/2014 - 23:19
      +1

      They expire in 3?

  • dr_ rusko on 12/01/2014 - 18:20
    -1

    we shouldn't forget to mention the 15% failure rates (with typical use) with these babies…

    • danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:34

      Condoms in general or these specific ones? Link?

        • rekabkram on 12/01/2014 - 19:19
          +2

          Those rates are crazy, with a correctly fitted condom I've never had a failure. I thought all blokes had the class in high school showing you how to measures yourself, then read the box and find one that fits.
          It's not that hard people (pun intended).

        • scrimshaw on 12/01/2014 - 19:24
          +9

          The PDF says "United States" so I guess those figures only account for US and is not a worldwide figure.

          Also note that "perfect use" [may also mean buying the correct size] — this is something that isn't taught in high school — condoms will tear easily if there is too much wiggle room, so while you gents might be buying XXL size to impress the checkout chick at Woolies, you might actually be increasing your partner's risks of pregnancy, so be responsible :)

        • dr_ rusko on 12/01/2014 - 19:46
          +3

          The Australian therapeutic guidelines quote 2% for perfect use and 15% for typical use.

          Compated to 0.3 to 8% for oral pill

        • phunkyfeelone on 12/01/2014 - 19:52
          +16

          Condom or not, I've had plenty of failures…

        • astarman on 13/01/2014 - 00:44
          +1

          if i master the pull out then im set for life

        • daydream on 13/01/2014 - 03:01
          +1

          They might need to provide a sample you can try on in the shop to make sure it fits well ;-)

        • morini on 13/01/2014 - 07:19
          +1

          Get it wrong and you're "set" for life too. Ask me how I know!

        • danyool on 13/01/2014 - 12:53
          +2

          It's not that hard people

          Actually, it is difficult if not hard!

        • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 16:16

          Maybe you did have failure, but the girl/s all didn't want you hanging around. (Sorry, just a thought, LOL!)

          There's a school that 'taught' you to measure willys!?

        • eug on 13/01/2014 - 16:17

          I guess you didn't go to a boys school?

        • kronicmacstigator on 13/01/2014 - 21:56

          I've had the opposite problem, I couldn't keep it up! Some condoms are so small they feel like someone's put a rubber band around your wang… twice!

        • [Deactivated] on 14/01/2014 - 04:43

          Ah, so THAT'S what they do in those schools while we were standing underneath stairs and the monkey bars peering up girls' skirts.

      • danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:54
        +2

        So generally. 18% according to the link with typical use. (higher than i recall hearing previously) 2% with perfect use.. so practice practice.. :-)

      • dr_ rusko on 12/01/2014 - 19:28
        +1

        In general. .. no idea about about these in particular.
        If one was giving advice… I would probably tell them to say that condoms are only appropriate (this is purely statistically. .. no religion/morals/ethics etc) for a couple who don't want to fall pregnant but would be ok if they did.

        I'm speaking about contraception mind you… they are also still important from an STI point of view. ..

        • 31mop on 12/01/2014 - 20:57
          +4

          What's this got to do with Subaru's? :) Oh… they make you go faster! I get it.

  • joeflacco on 12/01/2014 - 18:25
    +20

    True OzBargainers buy a 20c one in a service station bathroom and reuse it. Mine's hanging out on the clothesline as we speak.

    • shmahoo on 12/01/2014 - 18:32
      +1

      when they are the servo cheap ones, it's better to rinse it out and let it dry while you're wearing it so it keeps its shape

      • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 16:17
        +1

        Yours changes shape? Wow.

    • danyool on 12/01/2014 - 18:35
      +10

      20c? Aren't they like $2 each. When was the last time you bought one?

      • quarrymaster on 12/01/2014 - 19:03
        +33

        Joeflacco didn't say new.

        • daydream on 13/01/2014 - 03:05
          +8

          If it's from a service station it's probably a retread

    • [Deactivated] on 12/01/2014 - 19:46

      or just go to a hospital/clinic with a big bag and take as many as you want… thats what i do

    • Smigit on 12/01/2014 - 19:46
      +4

      University student unions or just any old sexual health clinic should have them for free

      • rawm on 13/01/2014 - 11:50
        +2

        'old sexual health clinic' - This painted a scary visual in my head.

    • lj87 on 13/01/2014 - 01:33
      +1

      Ah yes, wouldn't be a proper OzBargain condom thread without a 'I reuse mine" joke :P

      • [Deactivated] on 14/01/2014 - 04:50

        Erm, you do know where you are… right?

        What makes you think they're joking!

    • TheSly on 13/01/2014 - 07:33
      +2

      I find it best when reusing to just turn them inside out and shake the f*** out of them.

  • [Deactivated] on 12/01/2014 - 18:29

    b close to getting your gf pregnant with these cheap condoms. winning!

  • elitistphoenix on 12/01/2014 - 18:38

    Hell yeah. Instead of hiring 1 classy hooker I can now hire 12 fatter ones!

    • [Deactivated] on 12/01/2014 - 20:23

      Gang a jang.

  • Windows98 on 12/01/2014 - 21:03
    +3

    True ozbargainers use grocery bags for free

    • Shwayne on 12/01/2014 - 23:21
      +9

      I'm finding that all grocery bags have holes in them these days, and make terrible garbage bags even.

    • daydream on 13/01/2014 - 03:07
      +2

      Don't use the biodegradable ones in that case, you can reuse the green ones many times however ;-)

  • GreatWhiteHunter on 12/01/2014 - 21:25
    +2

    Handy for Pattaya….

    • marklar on 13/01/2014 - 11:47
      +5

      You don't need a condom if you're just getting a handy.

  • 8azinga on 12/01/2014 - 21:28
    +1

    29 comments in and no jokes about these being a "close fit" ie for a smaller package. 52.5mm nominal width smaller than average.

    • WT on 12/01/2014 - 23:15

      Put the packet in hot water, then it will stretch enough to fit over your head

    • eug on 13/01/2014 - 01:32
      +1

      Maybe none of us know what "close fit" means, as we've never bought them… ;)

    • daydream on 13/01/2014 - 03:09
      +2

      Funny how people want their clothes tag to show "small" and their condoms to show XXL ;-)

      • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 16:19
        +1

        You mean HALF the people.

  • sausagedelay on 12/01/2014 - 21:40
    +2

    sweet, got my lifetime supply of condoms thanks OP

  • bghunter on 12/01/2014 - 22:14
    +2

    '+' for the description

  • dissin on 12/01/2014 - 23:18
    +9

    It's a hard one.

    Not sure if I can be bothered getting up for this deal.

    I might come around eventually.

    Screw it! I'm in!

  • BH1 on 13/01/2014 - 01:45

    If unsure of use follow the link to kipkays video :)

    http://youtu.be/oqFUxO9XuTw

  • Sergeant Salami on 13/01/2014 - 08:12
    -1

    I don't think most ozbargainers would even get the chance to use these.

    • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 16:21

      With my username maybe I should start.

  • zephyrates on 13/01/2014 - 09:29
    +3

    50 posts in & no-one's come up with a : More "bang" for your buck comment… looks like we're all growing up, after all ;)

  • sachz on 13/01/2014 - 09:40
    -2

    Hey Dom….. this must be a Con!!? (okay, okay, i thought it was funny). :-\

    • shmahoo on 13/01/2014 - 12:20
      +2

      I'm reporting you to Prof. L. Lactic

  • DrStinge on 13/01/2014 - 09:44
    +12

    I only come to these posts for the comments. <3 the community.

    • UFO on 13/01/2014 - 12:24
      +4

      me too :).

      i was already smiling before I clicked on it, knowing full well that 57 comments made was surely going to entertain… and i wasnt disappointed :).

      is there nothing OzBargain cant do!?!

    • shmahoo on 13/01/2014 - 13:20
      +2

      The real ozbargainer would wait to take up offers like these and then come !
      (otherwise it's a bit premature)

  • [Deactivated] on 13/01/2014 - 11:52
    -1

    perfect for my one night stands - should last me a couple weeks

  • quarrymaster on 13/01/2014 - 12:33
    +1

    Not sure what the graphic on the box means…

    http://www.durex.com.au/products/condoms/b-close/

    But this is great:
    "The special way we make our condoms means they smell better".

  • RocketSwitch on 13/01/2014 - 15:37
    +2

    I wasn't interested in this deal, but I thought the comments would be funny.

    lulz

  • IdBuyThat4aDollar on 13/01/2014 - 20:51

    Photo's a bit blurry…rushed snap before anyone sees aye? Haha

  • kronicmacstigator on 13/01/2014 - 21:58
    +1

    Now all we need is a cheap lube special, because most of us on Ozbargain are… let's face it… tight arses!

  • bs-a on 14/01/2014 - 15:09

    Maybe this one is tastier ;-P

    http://files.ozbargain.com.au/upload/111284/20540/durex_spec…

    bought this for $5 in my local Woolworth just now. 12 pack with strawbarry flavour lube.

    • eug on 14/01/2014 - 17:00

      So … does it taste like strawberry? :)

  • fezzo on 15/01/2014 - 13:44

    Not a bargain. OP never stated that a pre-requisite was to have a partner - and they cost money, so is this really a bargain? What if you're single and only have your right hand? Negged.

    • eug on 15/01/2014 - 17:51

      imagine how much you'd save on tissues!

      • [Deactivated] on 15/01/2014 - 21:22

        Eh!? If your girlfriend cries when you get out a condom, I'd be taking a HARD look at yourself.

  • eug on 15/01/2014 - 17:51

    threading error, please delete?

  • phunkyfeelone on 15/01/2014 - 21:43

    EXPIRED Durex B Close Condoms 6 Pack $1.99 at Woolworths (33 Cents Each)

    Even better when expired, it's like Russian roulette ;-)

  • [Deactivated] on 16/01/2014 - 13:50

    a true ozbargainer doesnt wear condoms

    • No ONE on 18/01/2014 - 14:05

      And deals with baby

      • ExPrinceHairy on 19/01/2014 - 17:47

        that's probably why he's a cranky old man.

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