Just thought I should change the flow of posts by posting something positive.
I purchased a brand new, but very old model HP Elitebook and after a few months, I bought a new monitor to hook it up to the DP port. Had some issues with it and after many attempts at software device drivers etc, decided to call HP service centre.
Had a technician come out to my house the very next day (can you believe it, I paid $150 for a first gen i7 AND it comes with 3 years onsite warranty!) to replace the motherboard and still had issues. To cut an already long story short, after two more visits, he said he will log a call to the customer support team to replace my notebook. Apparently, 3 is the limit on how many visits for a fault before they replace your laptop. Very likely (fingers crossed) they won't have my old model so I will be getting an upgraded model.
Painless logging of a service call, technician came out three times at the stated times. Awesome experience, especially when compared to Lenovo.
theres no problem with HP enterprise support
problem is the all the HP rubbish you buy at HN JB etc. have crappy walk in warranties where they use a 3rd party and have no SLA
i actually dont think there's anything under $1.5k retail that has a 3yr onsite warranty but thats what you pay for