Four Seasons are giving 2x free condoms if you fill in a quick survey. You can either keep the free condoms or donate them to those in Africa. You also get a nifty penis ruler.
Apparently the free condoms are only available to those who have bought Four Seasons condoms previously. There is supposedly a serial number inside the package.
Edit: There is also free Four Seasons screensavers for your computer http://www.fourseasonscondoms.com.au/downloads.php
Sounds like people in Africa are getting more action than me
Living up to your username.
And that's mothers day sorted.
Is their an option to choose the size
they don't make the little ones any more easternculture….
no you dont get it JV, i dont want my little man to get crushed
it the all new one size fits all
They calculate the size you need based on the length and circumference of your penis.They have 2 sizes available:
regular and larger fitting. Since no one else has noticed this, can I safely assume that everybody else/partner is a regular size? :p
p.s: sent mine to africa. Thanks OP
Apparently the free condoms are only available to those who have bought Four Seasons condoms previously but they don't seem to ask for any receipt or barcode number.
When they see all the traffic coming from OZbargain, they may change their minds
"coming" - I see what you did there.
lol
So we need to give measurements of our dicks? Wow.
12CM here
10 inch here
… and black
No one asked what size your Ainol tablet is :P
first time on ozbargain, you get negged for the size of you penis
or the desire to have that size…..
Apparently the average is 15. Seriously?! I haven't measured my dick for over 5 years now but I don't know that I've grown that much.
I haven't measured my dick for over 5 years now
really noodlesfordaddy?!
noodlesfordaddy?!
You should take up this deal for the penis ruler and end the 5 years of uncertainty.
IT'S NOT A DICK REFERENCE I PROMISE
Enough with the dick jokes… i mean cum on
A tad "premature", don't you think?
15 cm would be the average for those doing this survey. The average size for an autralian man is actually 16cm.
90% falls between 14.5cm (5.6 inches) and 17.5cm (7 inches). I've got friends who've spent years researching this topic…
Sluts.
:P
Mine is only 2 Inches…
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…from the floor!!
Why are you sitting on the floor? :P
That awkward moment when you're on the throne…and the tip dips into the water.
Name, address, dick size….think of the consequences when Anonymouse have a field day on them with the data collected.
which is why , you should choose to send them to africa:)
sent to africa!
"(you must enter only the first 11 digits if there are more than 11 digits on your serial number. If there is a '0' or 'o' in your code you will may need to substitute either the alphabet for the number or vice versa if it fails to work):"
but they don't seem to ask for any receipt or barcode number.
I'm being asked for one, and I can't submit the form without one; what am I doing wrong?
"11 digit serial number
(you must enter only the first 11 digits if there are more than 11 digits on your serial number. If there is a '0' or 'o' in your code you will may need to substitute either the alphabet for the number or vice versa if it fails to work)"
Anybody want to send me a serial number?
Yes please!
yeah
Yeah please :)
These will appear at the Melbourne OzBargain Meetup.
I just filled it in and put
Length of erect penis along top
100cm
Circumference at base
20cm
Lets see what they send me
They also want to know your favourite position
something that resembles a decent raincoat?
Lol
ill take that
Thats what she said…
that made laugh so fkin hard … :D
A kids sleeping bag, score!
Send to Africa! Prevent the spread of AIDS!
Good luck with that, in some African country's the % of POP with AIDS is over 20%
tipping point much?
Send to Sydney! Prevent the spread of AIDS!
Probably more useful in Tasmania.
Winter is coming
"What is your favourite sexual position ?"
Yep. Gonna have a field day with Google image search.
I was gonna say Doggy, ended up putting Gangnam Style
can we get a google image search of that?
they should hand out 4 and promote it by saying: one for each season
how many sessions ?only 4
EDIT: read seasons as sessions
Let the comments begin!
? They begun about 33 minutes ago
abit too late their
Hope the ruler is not supplied so you measure the length and roll your own.
So I have to be 19CM's in order to use "Large Fitting Condoms".
11CM's and below for "Tight Fitting Condoms"
and inbetween for "Regular Fitting Condoms"
Like how they've used "Tight" instead of "Small".
Less embarrassing I suppose lol.
Silly duffers these will be too small for the Africans
i don't need a ruler to tell me my penis is magnificent!
Get the ruler, Matt. Sounds like you need the reality check :b
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Anyone actually print out the ruler? Personally I'd rather not risk a paper cut.
Personally I'd rather not waste the ink to begin with lol (yes I'm cheap)
Just magnify the pic to 100%, turn your monitor to the side, flop it out and measure up!
And the wound gets exposed to aids!
Africa sure need it more than us.
dam it , if it only it came with a measure walking wheel i would buy into this deal
Penis
http://www.fourseasonscondoms.com.au/sexed.php?amsixteen=tru…
What a rip off. You can buy their online sex ed very explicit "graphics" for $1.99 US or $3.25 AUD
I have looked at their free preview. There are only two inter-racial couples getting it on. One is an asian dude with a pony tail doing "the spoon" which apparently for dudes with big thingies. Asian dude?
The other inter-racial is funny too. It is the only one where you can see the dudes thingy. It's a black dude and this cartoon dick looks pretty long.
YES! Battle helmets here I come!