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Home Paternity Test Kit (1x Child and 1x Alleged Father) $160 + $30 Shipping ($0 Brisbane C&C) @ DNAQ

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Esteemed Cuckolds of Ozbargain. My client told me he only paid $160 for a DNA Q Paternity Test. I remember these things costing $700 plus the last time a client ordered one , that was about 10 years ago. Maybe the scientists are child labourers. I don't know.

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Standard Paternity Test $160.00AUD
(1x Alleged Father, 1x Child)

Additional persons (each)$110.00AUD
(i.e. Additional Child, Additional Alleged Father)

I once had a client who had about 3 potential fathers tested for paternity. She never found the father and she was deported back to the UK.

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Comments

  • +1

    Great now I just have to find woman to cuck me

  • +1

    Imagine using this product and anxiously waiting for the results

  • +2

    Thanks OP. Bought 10.

  • My IVF baby doesn't look like me. Should I buy? I'd still love him regardless

    • Maybe he's the 6th element?

    • +3

      It's probably the doctor's. Better not to know

  • +4

    All that she wants…

    • +2

      Jeez, thats going back a few years. Bet the kits werent $160 back then.

    • +3

      No joke my ex has an annoying friend who seemed to get pregnant as soon as she split from her husband. She wanted more kids and he didn't. New guy just didn't see her coming.

      I hum this when she walks past with the pram at the kids sport. She shoots me the evil eye. The new guy still just looks puzzled as he gets yanked away.

      • +1

        If only he had just let himself get yanked away!

      • how many kids now?

  • If I manage to delay doing the test until the kid turns 18 can they still make me backpay the whole 18 years?

  • +2

    Upvoted for the first sentence

  • +6

    Came here for the comments, was totally worth it

  • +3

    A condom would have prevented this post

  • +3

    Can we order one done on King Charles and Harry?

    It would save the royals a lot of grief if it was proven once and for all he wasn't one of them.

  • Today we find out if I'm your daddy or the German shepherd.

  • Ops Child Labor comment is funny!

  • +1

    Law and jurisdiction

    These terms & conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with Australian Law, and any disputes relating to these terms & conditions will be subject to the [non-]exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of Australia.

    That is an interesting get-out-of-jail-free card they have on hand. You may or may not have agreed to any arbitrary jurisdiction of their choosing, depending on whether they enforce the square brackets or not. For something as far reaching and life changing as a paternity test, this is unacceptable.

  • DJT's next nightmare - paternity tests that show the abortions he paid for were never performed!

  • +3

    can I give birth to a property

    because real estate prices sure are fornicating me

    • +1

      The clinic will return with a negative test result and the property will be taken away from you.

      • and handed to a boomer who already has 6 or a foreign investor who already has 3.

  • +2

    +1 because OP is hilarious

  • +4

    I once had a client who had about 3 potential fathers tested for paternity. She never found the father and she was deported back to the UK.

    Womp womp

    I would say she 'F%#ked around and found out' but infact she did not find out, so……

  • +1

    It's YOURS, for just $160 plus shipping

  • +2

    lol @ "Alleged Father"

  • +1

    What's a cuckold??

    I had to Google it. I never knew it was a thing

  • If the child isnt yours’, you got a child for free. that is the ultimate OZbargainer badge

    • but you're locked into a subscription contract with minimum term of at least 10 years with greater than CPI increases per year

  • -1

    Shall we lobby to have this covered under Medicare?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36M7Urburrg

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